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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    I think I'm going to barf . . . . I really wish I hadn't clicked on that link.


    Craigslist = online pimpin' & whorin'




    Had to add my name for posterity.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

  3. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Holy fuck that was the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long ass time.

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    Send her to the meth heads that live next to Arty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SquawMan
    I'm all for having fun.... but this smells of a Fuzz set-up to me

    nobody is that overt, nobody

    if it sounds too good to be true, it always is

    the Fuzz don't know he's kidding, they'll just nail him and use his emails as evidence he was soliciting a prostitute

    can't get better evidence than the written word

    we don't want him to get thrown in jail

    just be careful
    You're the next TJ Burke.
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  6. #81
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    I noticed this thread when it was still in its infancy. I thought it was pretty funny, but not worth a second glance. Then I see it's 4 pages, so i click it again. PURE GOLD.

    Punani, you're my hero.

    By the way, you have to end it by telling her that you were on the wrong end of a large-scale international cartel bust and Interpol liquidated all your assets. See if she's down for a conjugal visit.

  7. #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samwich
    By the way, you have to end it by telling her that you were on the wrong end of a large-scale international cartel bust and Interpol liquidated all your assets. See if she's down for a conjugal visit.
    That's no reason to end it. eBay the conjugal visit to a lucky inmate!
    My hat goes off to you SuPu.
    another Handsome Boy graduate

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  9. #84
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    Okay, I was bored. I sent an e-mail to this chick. I'll be amazed if she responds, though.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

  10. #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Okay, I was bored. I sent an e-mail to this chick. I'll be amazed if she responds, though.
    I've watched you post for the last three years or so, you aren't bored, you're hopeful.

    BobMc

  11. #86
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    Post

    Ahhh, a little shy are we? No problem. I completely understand. It's just that the first couple you sent completely drives me wild...rrRRROOWWWRRRRrrr!

    What type of dogs do you have? Are they housebroken? You see I have a collection of fine 18th Century Persian carpets and a collection of exotic tropical fish. As long as the dogs are well behaved then they're welcome as well. I love dogs- black labs are my favorite.

    Your 4yo is also welcome to hang around, though I will be upfront- I tend to throw some wild and crazy parties for my clients and friends....you know, anything goes type of parties that would make the Girls Gone Wild videos look like Sesame Street, and I would prefer if there were no minors so as not to corrupt their gentle minds. My friends sometimes use my place when I'm not around as well. If you're cool with that then it's all good.

    Have you seen the movie "Snow Job" starring Carmen Luvana, Britney Skye and Eve Laurence? That was actually shot on location at my cabin. I hope you're not camera shy because I like to make films.

    I have a busy schedule tomorrow so I may not get to meet for a while until I'm back in town. If you do have any more pics just send them to me, G rated or oterwise. You look verry cute.


    ...and very tasty.


    xoxo,

    The Superstar


    ------end of email-------

    Here is the vid I had referenced. Link NSFW
    http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/rsnowjob.html



    http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/snowjob2jpg.jpg
    Last edited by Superstar Punani; 05-11-2005 at 11:41 PM.

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    Time to spice things up!


    anon-72472287@craigslist.org

    My name is Harken Banks and I saw your add on craigslist. I have a real nice spread in Squaw. During the winter months I am out ripping with my bros.

    So, tell me a bit about yourself. What is young and voluptous mean?

    I have a 10 year old male mix dog who likes peanut butter.

    Here is a photo of my dog and I ripping, don't really have any digi close ups phots at the moment. I'll have my photographer hook me up. I like to party.

    Ciao for now, HB

  14. #89
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    punani is absolutely KILLING IT!! keep this shit rollin dude....
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    This thread has me laughing so hard, I think I may need to be hospitalized.

    Good work Punani!

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    SP, you are my hero.
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

    Metalmücil 2010 - 2013 "Go Home" album is now a free download

    The Bonin Petrels

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    Punani is Da Hui
    Way to go mang, this is fuckin' hilarious!

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    Request to all: Let the superstar do his work Do not blow this by contacting her.


    SP#1

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    I've watched you post for the last three years or so, you aren't bored, you're hopeful.

    BobMc
    Bob +1.

    The ball's in your court, sir.

  20. #95
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    Best.Thread.Ever.

    Punani kicks ass!
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    I've watched you post for the last three years or so, you aren't bored, you're hopeful.

    BobMc
    bwa

    ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    bwa

    ...........
    Baaaaa?


  23. #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    I've watched you post for the last three years or so, you aren't bored, you're hopeful.

    BobMc
    And I've seen your posts over that same time. I trust you've enjoyed living vicariously through me.
    Last edited by Viva; 05-12-2005 at 08:16 AM.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattitude
    Request to all: Let the superstar do his work Do not blow this by contacting her.


    SP#1
    Agreed! I didn't know SuPu wasn't done milking this cow. I'll lay low and pick at the scraps when he's done.

    Oh, SuPu, Don't mention husky latin women to this chick!
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    And I've seen your posts over that same time. I trust you've enjoyed living vicariously through me.
    Lame. "E" for effort.

    Twy it again, Gwasshoppa.... wif feewing.

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