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  1. #51
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    Come one Squawman. You're a millitary guy... don't act like you don't know prostitution is legal in Nevada.
    HI THERE!

  2. #52
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    Thumbs up

    My money says she's a troll too.

    But damn, this is seriously fuckin' entertaining. Bwa!
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim
    Come one Squawman. You're a millitary guy... don't act like you don't know prostitution is legal in Nevada.

    I'm all for having fun.... but this smells of a Fuzz set-up to me

    nobody is that overt, nobody

    if it sounds too good to be true, it always is

    the Fuzz don't know he's kidding, they'll just nail him and use his emails as evidence he was soliciting a prostitute

    can't get better evidence than the written word

    we don't want him to get thrown in jail

    just be careful

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by SquawMan
    can't get better evidence than the written word
    I don't know the law, but on TV you have to say "I'll trade you [something] for sex."

    Plus, I do want him to get thrown in jail.

  5. #55
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    You're a dumbass.

    He didn't solicit shit, if anything, this reeks of entrapment if it is the poh-leece.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

  6. #56
    the man has over 2,000 posts. he obviously knows what he's doing.

  7. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by 13
    You're a dumbass.

    He didn't solicit shit, if anything, this reeks of entrapment if it is the poh-leece.
    Really, if he's just checkin out the goods, it don't mean squat. I'm sure far more forward offers get made on Craigslist daily. And, for the unedumacated, prostitution is legal in Nevada only if the transaction occurs in a licensed brothel with a licensed whore. This broad is wingin' it. As long as a price or trade is not agreed upon, no crime occurs from the perspective of either a reverse sting or violating prostitution laws that apply to unlicensed activity.

  8. #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat who obviously speaks with vast experience in this subject
    As long as a price or trade is not agreed upon, no crime occurs from the perspective of either a reverse sting or violating prostitution laws that apply to unlicensed activity.

    ..........

  9. #59
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    Dear splat,

    You are the man. Heh.

    Sincerely,
    13
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

  10. #60
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    Freaking hilarious!!!

  11. #61
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    Well, this gets my vote for post of the year, already.

  12. #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphinx
    Squawman, your mother is not an undercover police officer. Ok?
    but she will love you long time.
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

  13. #63
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    I figure she moved from Texas to Reno to work at the bunny ranch. Now she has some clientele and wants to move here operation to Punani's Playhouse in Tahoe. Punani, just make sure you negotiate a maggot discount! Squawman needs to get some and relax.

    Great work Punani. Keep this thread going.

  14. #64
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    BOOOOOOO!!!!

    She's more interested in my "house" than me!



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    From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
    Sent : Wednesday, May 11, 2005 6:22 PM
    To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
    Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe

    okay daddy...i dont have any other pics...as i might have to be president of the pta one day...
    we can meet during the day tomorrow or fri...i would prefer to meet, see the house, talk...and then on a seperate occasion (this weekend?) have our date. (as i dont have daycare this week--my girlfriend that watches my boy for me has finals) is that cool? i know you will want to play, but we can wait a little bit (nothing in front of the boy!)

    i am not familliar with south tahoe...so i would need really good directions.

    smooches
    goddess j

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    Oh god.....RUN!

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    ...I'm sure more than enough Kirkweed maggs would vote for sending honeyblondedd to Cohee's pad



    or Arty's......

  17. #67
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    This is quickly becoming an immortal thread.

    Can we add a pic of honeyblondedd to the TGR maggot bike jersey somewhere? Maybe close to the whelk?

    Punani, send her a full size pic of and explain that it's one of your friends who'd like to meet and "party."

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    Just tell her the feigned shyness is unacceptable and that there's a monthly allowance in it if you find her nudes appealing. Just dangle a carrot she can't help but swallow. She'll fold.

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    Thumbs up

    gold, punami. gold.

  20. #70
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    Electronically signing the witness list in another chapter of Maggot history...

    Punani, you are the Sensei. Wax ON.

  21. #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Just tell her the feigned shyness is unacceptable and that there's a monthly allowance in it if you find her nudes appealing. Just dangle a carrot she can't help but swallow. She'll fold.
    Brilliant.

  22. #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    BOOOOOOO!!!!

    She's more interested in my "house" than me!
    Don't give up yet.
    Try working the dog or kid angle.
    Tell her you are not sure about having three dogs in your house.
    She is obviously holding back on the nudie photos, but maybe you can get some bathing suit shots (uggghh).
    Tell her you like her big titties, but want to make sure she is not too chunky - that's why you need more pics.

    At least get a pic of her poodle.

    ask her if she has done any online dirty chats like this:

  23. #73
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    Hmmm, I think I know miss Honeyblonde.








    Either way, I just gave her directions to LPH's house.

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    I'm dying here SuPu! Excellent work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    ...I'm sure more than enough Kirkweed maggs would vote for sending honeyblondedd to Cohee's pad



    or Arty's......
    Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I'll buy you new Iggys, a pair of Spatulas, and 5 BILLION lap dances. Don't do it man! Think of the children!
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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