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  1. #526
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    With this:

    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    I'm sure to be greeted by the official "Maggot Inspection Committee for the Research of the Effects of Gravity Upon Jong Maggette Tetons" at any maggot gathering I may attend.

    !
    Preceeded by this:
    "Don't be mad over my sweet caribbean mangos! My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you."

    And this "with freinds like that, who needs pimps?"

    Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.




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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck
    Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.
    I think you're welcoming her enough for all of us there, tiger.

    So, T, where in Brooklyn do you live?

  3. #528
    bklyn is online now who guards the guardians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    So, T, where in Brooklyn do you live?
    Fort Greene.
    I'm sure LAN thinks I live next door to the milkshake lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    Fort Greene.
    I'm sure LAN thinks I live next door to the milkshake lady.
    I just found my old building on Google Maps Sattelite. I was able to browse and find it. Sigh...
    http://tinyurl.com/domqj

    Not as hip as Fort Greene, but probably cheaper.
    Last edited by jayfrizzo; 05-18-2005 at 08:07 AM.

  5. #530
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    I'm sure to be greeted by the official "Maggot Inspection Committee for the Research of the Effects of Gravity Upon Jong Maggette Tetons" at any maggot gathering I may attend.

    Followed by intense scrutiny from their sub committees specializing in the:
    Identification of Potential Silicon or Saline Enhancement
    Legal Boundaries of Variation in Skin Color Between Tanned Faces and Untanned Tetons

    A lecture will be given by "MICTEGUJMT" on how to avoid being fooled by camoflage technolgies like the Wonderbra while at the bar.

    Support groups will be formed for all those disappointed ( btw) by the fact that those are my breasts, there are no implants, and it is possible to stay perky well into your late 30's. Hope by then you can get over it!
    I like this girl! Welcome to TGR! May God help you now!
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck
    Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.
    Yes, b, you most definitely rock. Welcome from a fellow maggette!

    So, does this mean we should all have our own racks for our avatars? Much better than toes.....!

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    Divegirl, it appears to me you have NO avatar yet. So you might as well start with cleavage

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    Quote Originally Posted by pointemstraight
    Divegirl, it appears to me you have NO avatar yet. So you might as well start with cleavage
    I think this will work.
    "Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying

  9. #534
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    Atta boy Lego, you get mad props for that!

    FYI, I killed 'em flyfishing in Mammoth the last few weekends, not sure if Divegirl mentioned it or not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by divegirl
    So, does this mean we should all have our own racks for our avatars?

    You know what pictures I have.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Talking

    Damn, I should be all caught up w/ this thread in about 2 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    Damn, I should be all caught up w/ this thread in about 2 weeks.

    Sprite
    No kidding. Can we get Cliff Notes for everything from page 8 to here?
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr
    No kidding. Can we get Cliff Notes for everything from page 8 to here?
    The Thread Synopsis

    OHC links a CL add from a desparate skank willing to trade poon for pad

    Squawman acts like a dick.

    SuPu writes the skank and she responds.

    Squawman acts like a butthead

    Other mags write the skank and get responses.

    Roo's e-mail leaves people speechless

    SquawMan pulls his head out of his a$$, sniffs around, doesn't care for the scent of fresh air, and jams his head back up his bunghole.

    Yogachik goes on a roll.

    Splat's got a hot date and he's bringing the helmet cam.

    SquawMan eats a bowl of dicks.

    The skank discovers our ruse. Game over.

    SquawMan shows that he's not content with simply being a dickhead and raises the bar.

    Maggots debate the morals of this deception.

    Some new chick shows up with a rackalicious avatar.

    LAN starts Boobygate.

    DG's got a new avatar.
    Last edited by Viva; 05-18-2005 at 05:55 PM.
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    genius viva

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    The Thread Synopsis

    OHC links a CL add from a desparate skank willing to trade poon for pad

    Squawman acts like a dick.

    SuPu writes the skank and she responds.

    Squawman acts like a butthead

    Other mags write the skank and get responses.

    Roo's e-mail leaves people speechless

    SquawMan pulls his head out of his a$$, sniffs around, doesn't care for the scent of fresh air, and jams his head back up his bunghole.

    Yogachik goes on a roll.

    Splat's got a hot date and he's bringing the helmet cam.

    SquawMan eats a bowl of dicks.

    The skank discovers our ruse. Game over.

    SquawMan shows that he's content with simply being a dickhead.

    Maggots debate the morals of this deception.

    Some new chick shows up with a rackalicious avatar.

    LAN starts Boobygate.

    DG's got a new avatar.
    As they say in academia: "I love good, concise literature surveys."
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    BWA!

    Viva, you are...

    the man!



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    gee. i'm sorry i missed. the squawman's restive scaremongering.
    he gets the prepubescent Booby Prize

    edit: oh,yeah.....that link gets a little NSFW.
    Last edited by Chris Walken; 05-19-2005 at 12:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    Hmmn - let me check...

    typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

    yeah - feels real to me...
    Ahh... feels great to me...

    be back in 20 minutes

    You'd touch them too if they were yours!
    You seem to have made the transition from Epic to TGR quite well. You have a real feel for what the place needs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L7
    You seem to have made the transition from Epic to TGR quite well. You have a real feel for what the place needs.
    Yeah...I can feel it too.
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Cross post from The Wedding Crashers Movie thread.

    If you enjoyed this Craigslist adventure, you owe it to yourself to watch the short movie BaconZoo created.

    Quote Originally Posted by BaconZoo
    http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/....htm?id=116987

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    Haaahahahahhaha!

    I wonder what happened to Tits Malloy?

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    I guess there's no snow out there either....seem's bloody obvious.

    Still, this thread is infamous all over the WWW...y'all rule cruel.....
    The sad truth is that whine does not age well

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you.

    Bummer.
    You are what you eat.
    ---------------------------------------------------
    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    Lan's just bugging. She thinks all sisters are like the milkshake lady!
    Don't be mad over my sweet caribbean mangos! My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you.
    I'm not buggin', I've got my own HATs.

  25. #550
    bklyn is online now who guards the guardians?
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    Oh Beaver!
    I can slap you around with them if you like.

    LAN -
    Are you still playing at titty police? I thought we were friends! And what are HATs? I've been on the beach for almost a week, but no topless bathing allowed, (bummer) so my boobs are still lighter than my face.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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