Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

[Core Shot]

a gem indeed. have you posted the original email?

here it is.
I'm surprised she actulally responded to this.
Makes me think she might have been a troll after all.

A different tack...

Hi,

Can you include more information on your displacement in cubic inches?
I have a high-capacity swamp cooler for those hot Tahoe summers and it
needs constant adjustment based on the ambient temperature, the
relative humidity and the specific heat capacity of the air inside my
luxurious lumberjack cabin in Rubicon Bay. Perhaps the most attractive
aspect of the house is the hardwearing vinyl flooring that is now so
collectable. I have a paisley print in the head and it matches the
curtains in all but colour and pattern.

I have a tortoise, but I'm certain it could become accustomed to two
small dogs. It's a fast learner and is fully toilet trained. You
mentioned that two of the dogs are smallish but how big are the rest
of them? I'm rather frightened of large dogs since a visit to Juarez
in 1997 when my shoes fell off. I was intrigued to know more about the
delicious encounter mentioned in the ad. Can you bake? I'm rather fond
of stovetop stuffing and would be willing to trade Betty Crocker
products for rent if you could source them in industrial quantities. I
also have a friend who works at a local pizza delivery company who can
get you as many toppings as you like on a deep pan good through Friday
to Monday for just 99c.

My lumberjack cabin has six bedrooms which could prove difficult for
you to come to terms with. It also has a deck overlooking scenic Lake
Tahoe with no visual impairment from satellite dishes or chemical
toilet paraphernalia and a hot tub powered by natural wood chippings.
I also have a wood chipper which is fun to crank up on a Sunday
morning. I have also built an 18th century siege cannon in the back
yard, which is great for hurling old refrigerators into the lake.
Swimming in the lake is not really recommended because it's not only
rather cold but the large number of old refrigerators in the water
tends to make it rather dangerous. My old lodger came down with
tetanus which was a very messy affair. I don't think he'd kept up to
dates with his jabs, instead spending all of his disposable income on
subscriptions to Black Tail.

I spend my weekends skiing, snowmobiling and playing Laserquest, so I
tend to keep myself to myself. If this sounds interesting to you,
please send some pictures of your dogs and the undersides of your feet
(I have an allergy to athletes foot fungus).

Regards

Andy

[Mindi]

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

[edg]

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

Last time I heard, we gave her a laugh, jackass.

edg

[Mindi]

You heard wrong, asshole.

[mr_gyptian]

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers you are and I really can't believe how you tried to make yourselves feel better by totally humiliating my really good friend. Your parents must be proud!! Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times, obviously, and you decided to take take her misfortune and bad decisions and play on those. You guys really know how to make someone feel really bad. Jessica would never hurt anyone and is one of the most caring people I know. Maybe next time you will think a little bit before you decide to make yourselves feel a little bit better about your puny lives and remeber how you hurt a really nice person who did not deserve it. I think you all owe her an apology.

ummh, yeah. check's in the mail, sweety.

[dbp]

Assuming you are really her friend and this is accurate information, I am sorry her feelings were hurt. I pray that I never have misfortunes in life that lead to offering sex for rent on the interweb.

[edg]

You heard wrong, asshole.

You're right; however, my reading is impeccable.

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 17:17:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
i saw the thread 'elizabeth'
hope you had fun...
i actually laughted too when i saw it.
d

edg

[Below Zero]

Is Mindi Phunk or Blurred?

[CUBUCK]

Mindi,

Can we get a picture???

[Tuckerman]

Mindi,

Can we get a picture???

NO PICS OF NAKED SISTER?

[hucksquaw]

Mindi dont get your panties all up in a bunch. We'll try to hook you up with splat too....

[Tippster]

Dear Mindy:

I'm sorry your friend felt she needed to whore herself out for a change of scenery. I'm not too keen on the EC anymore, so maybe If I play human jackhammer twice a month you'll let my family and myself move into your resort home in one of the most expensive places on the planet? No?

Then thanks for your opinion. Consider it read and discarded.

[mr_gyptian]

Is Mindi Phunk or Blurred?

purely conjecture, but who else uses the term KOOK?

[Hutch]

maybe If I play human jackhammer twice a month you'll let my family and myself move into your resort home in one of the most expensive places on the planet?

Any interest in Rome?

[sftc]

Hey Mindi,
If you are this lady's friend have you talked to her about the how absurd and dangerous her proposition is? Posting something like that on Craig's List is like writing on the bathroom walls at an I-80 rest stop, except a lot more perverts will see it on Craig's List.
Maybe this thread will convince her she should look at some other options for South Tahoe housing, like trading for house cleaning or nanny services. Have you or her considered all of the bad situations she could end up in by following through on this? She could go to jail and possibly loose her kid for starters, and it could get a lot worse then that.
Some people wrote some not nice shit on here, but it's up to them to appologize if they want too, but maybe you should appologize to your friend for not stepping in and telling her that her housing idea is really, really DUMB.




Regardless, my money is on Mindi = Squawman or maybe it's yogachick drumming up some content for the screenplay.

[Blizzard7763]

Has anybody thought of how tame this stunt was compared to the shit people watch on TV these days? People are fighting over a cash prize, seeing who can be the most dishonest, irresponsible, immoral person, and it is played on national television. Just the names of the shows give them away. Desperate Housewives, Joe Millionaire, etc. Sure, some names were thrown around, but this is still a harmless prank compared to other things going on that actually do cause problems.

It was a funny idea, but it didn't work out. Leave it at that.

[SquawMan]

Regardless, my money is on Mindi = Squawman or maybe it's yogachick drumming up some content for the screenplay.

if she is a hooker, which I still doubt, it should be very easy to get her to cough up the email address of the person who tipped her off

she's obviously in need of money

[yogachik]

or maybe it's yogachick drumming up some content for the screenplay.

nope, not that hard up for ideas - besides, it doesn't make for an interesting movie.

roo - that's some crazy email you got in return. Totally different style of writing, so I'm more convinced that Jessica is more than one person.

[13]

Mindi = troll or a lousy friend.

No specifics, info drawn from honeyblonde's e-mails -- IE: "hard times."

If my friend and her 4 y/o son had fallen on some really really hard times that she felt the need to hook for rent, I'd offer a bed in the house instead of getting on the interweb and lecturing a bunch of strangers about it.

[freshie247]

[QUOTE=VivaPeople don't acquire property in Tahoe by being idiots. And that is exactly what she was trolling for.[/QUOTE]

What are you talking about?Do you seriously think that having money our owning real estate at Squaw means you're intelligent?

Having money obviously doesn't necessarily have anything to do with intelligence ;which isn't always connected to common sense.I come from one of the wealthiest per capita areas in the US.I can assure you there is a plethora of rich idiots & rich folks with no common sense everywhere!

Our president is rich,& I don't think he could figure his way out of a wet paper bag.

[freshie247]

Then you ask a woman if she's insecure because of her rack comments about another's boobs.

This may not be news to some ,but obviously it never crossed your fake ta ta loving mind that women that get ARTIFICIAL AUGMENTATION ARE INSECURE,THAT'S WHY THEY GET FAKE ONES.That or they are strippers

Maybe you like insecure women.

[skideeppow]

Last time I heard, we gave her a laugh, jackass.

edg

I love this site!!!!

[Monique]

I finally decided to check out this thread and have to chime in and give some mad props. Superstar, Yogachik, Splat and Viva are my new heroes, and Roo gets honorable mention for pure psychedelic weirdness. Thanks to all y'all for making me laugh so hard.

I have no idea about the authenticity of bklyntrayc's breasts, but I can tell SquawMan is a real boob.

[truth]

?

Having money obviously doesn't necessarily have anything to do with intelligence ;which isn't always connected to common sense.I come from one of the wealthiest per capita areas in the US.I can assure you there is a plethora of rich idiots & rich folks with no common sense everywhere!

You've proved your point.

Then you ask a woman if she's insecure because of her rack comments about anothers boobs.

This may not be news to some ,but obviously it never crossed your fake ta ta loving mind that women that get ARTIFICIAL AUGMENTATION ARE INSECURE,THAT'S WHY THEY GET FAKE ONES.That or they are strippers

Maybe you like insecure women.

I like all boobs, real or fake or really fake. Go crunch some granola ya tofu lovin boulderodo tree humper.

[bklyn]

Jessica is a great person that has fallen on some really hard times...

Your girl is out on the ho stroll... & you come here to get mad?
Put a roof over her & her kid's heads and take the keyboard out ya ass! With friends like you.. who needs pimps?