Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:13 PM

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

**A-wreck** · 05-16-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

that's a poll for a different demographic.

The people who like big butts deographic?

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 05-16-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

We gots us a catfight.

**bklyn** · 05-16-2005, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

If those are natural, you're wearing one hell of a bra.

I'm only 37 they are not on the floor yet. The shirt is designed to accentuate the positive, no bra needed.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo

We gots us a catfight.

No, no ... not a catfight. They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

**yogachik** · 05-16-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

No, no ... not a catfight. They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

yogachik thinks LANs request will be a popular one....

**A-wreck** · 05-16-2005, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

They just look very capsular to me. In order to do a full fledged analysis, I'd have to see more pics.

Do you think she lied to you?
You seem awfully fixed on this chicks rack.

**bklyn** · 05-16-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by yogachik

yogachik thinks LANs request will be a popular one....

Except next they will want to feel...

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

Do you think she lied to you?
You seem awfully fixed on this chicks rack.

Actually, I'm more fixated on my own avatar.

I think they're fake - whether she lied, I don't care.

**natty dread** · 05-16-2005, 02:37 PM

They look real to me.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by natty dread

They look real to me.

I think a feel test is in order.

**A-wreck** · 05-16-2005, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

Actually, I'm more fixated on my own avatar.

I think they're fake - whether she lied, I don't care.

Are you a girl?
are you insecure? Maybe just a leeeeetle bit?
Nice welcoming someone new by claiming they have fake tits.
Christ.
I'm glad nobody called me out on my fake leg when I first came here, or else I wouldn't have stayed.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

Are you a girl?
are you insecure? Maybe just a leeeeetle bit?
Nice welcoming someone new by claiming they have fake tits.
Christ.

Oh get over it already!

**A-wreck** · 05-16-2005, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by LAN

Oh get over it already!

Me get over it.

You're the boob police.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

Me get over it.

You're the boob police.

All I'm saying is that they look fake.

**natty dread** · 05-16-2005, 02:53 PM

Still think they look real, but it can be quite hard to tell when they're constrained.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by natty dread

Still think they look real, but it can be quite hard to tell when they're constrained.

natty, I tried to arrange a feel test for you.

**bklyn** · 05-16-2005, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by natty dread

They look real to me.

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

**altachic** · 05-16-2005, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

Hmmmm...interesting.

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

Nice troll.

**bklyn** · 05-16-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

Hmmmm...interesting.

Thread was getting too serious: fake..Real! Fake!! REAL!! FAKE!!!
I spend my spare change on skiing. Plus implants deaden your sensations - eff that!

**LAN** · 05-16-2005, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Thread was getting too serious: fake..Real! Fake!! REAL!! FAKE!!!
I spend my spare change on skiing. Plus implants deaden your sensations - eff that!

Trooollllll.

**A-wreck** · 05-17-2005, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by LAN

Trooollllll.

How ridiculous. This conversation started because I recognized her as someone who posted on epic. Her picture has been posted here before too.

**bad_roo** · 05-17-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

[praying roo gets a response]

I get back from Germany and find this gem in my gmail...

andy...i was up at 4 this morning and thought i would check mail...thank you for the giggle...
please choose only one of the following that best describes you:
a) my friends say i am a trip
b) i tripped and fell, hit my head, and now the voices are louder
c) after my trip to mexico...all of my thoughts are in color (what was in that water?)
d) no beer and no tv make homer go crazy

on to your inquiries.
i am familliar with a swamp cooler, believe it or not.
i can handle your 6 bedrooms. its your 6 personalities that worry me. if you have a lumberjack cabin, does that make you a lumberjack? even though in general i think lumberjacks are sexy (the ones with teeth who have bathed) i have had a bad lumberjack experience...and almost had to take out a tpo on the crazy tree cutter.
i would be fasinated to learn how you toilet train a tortise. my puppies are house broken, but they defecate on the ground outside. certainly their brains are bigger than a tortise. they are loving mutts, spaniel size--sweet but not very bright.
i can bake like a mother fucker. but i usually prefer from scratch. if you are that attached to stovetop stuffing, i am sure i could find sufficient quantities to allow you to cover yourself in the stuff. do you want gravy with that?
i am intrigued by the siege cannon. it it some type of huge sling thing that hurls the objects? or does it use an explosion to propell the items?
all kidding aside andy...i am the single mother of an incredible 4 yr old boy. we have been in reno for almost 2 years (from dallas/fort worth) and i hate it. loathe the 24hr drinking and gambling. the people are so sad. it is time to enroll him in pre-k and i dont want it to be here. i desire to explore the oregon and washington coasts...but havent been able to afford it. thus the move to tahoe. need water. need trees. i am seeking a safe and pleasant place for us to stay for a year, allowing me to save some money.
shall we meet for a drink? i prefer wine, but if you want some kind of flavored milk, we can arrange it. unfortunately i stopped nursing 2 years ago, thus the milk cannot be flavored by me.
best to you.
remember your medication.
jessica