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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
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    I've always loved the story about the idiot that broke into LL Cool J's house and got the shit beat out of it by the man himself.

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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Lots of criminals are stupid. Including the one in the White House
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
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    True artists never die
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    here's another real einstein move
    https://buckrail.com/colorado-woman-...roofing-waste/
    cliff notes-
    dumps hudge pile of roofing debris on BLM
    They find a water bottle and paperwork with her name on it
    skid luxury

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    if i were a criminal i would be a dumb criminal

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    here's another real einstein move
    https://buckrail.com/colorado-woman-...roofing-waste/
    cliff notes-
    dumps hudge pile of roofing debris on BLM
    They find a water bottle and paperwork with her name on it
    The PhD in the lab I worked in dumped a bunch of radioactive sheep carcasses by the side of the road. Fortunately he didn't leave his name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    here's another real einstein move
    https://buckrail.com/colorado-woman-...roofing-waste/
    cliff notes-
    dumps hudge pile of roofing debris on BLM
    They find a water bottle and paperwork with her name on it
    Only a $780 fine!

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    Police catch Hermiston man who taunted them on Facebook

    HERMISTON — A Hermiston man’s gloating on Facebook over escaping arrest was short-lived.

    Aaren Antheny Rivera Barrera, 27, was arrested Tuesday in the Hermiston Walmart parking lot on a warrant for felony parole violation. He is being held in Umatilla County Jail without bail.

    Barrera ran and successfully hid from Hermiston Police Department officers last Friday when they attempted to serve the arrest warrant. He celebrated by bragging on Whats Happening Hermiston, a popular community Facebook page.

    Calling out Officer Mike Ellwood “and his lil’ goons” in a profanity-laced post, he wrote “YOU COULDN’T CATCH ME TODAY EVEN WHEN YOU HAD AN ARMY WITH YOU TIME TO PLAY MARCO POLO.”

    Many of the commenters on the post, which has since been deleted, expressed their hope that police would find Barrera soon. On Tuesday they got their wish, as an officer spotted Barrerra in a Mercedes-Benz driven by Austin Leroy James, who was also wanted on a misdemeanor failure to appear warrant, in the Walmart parking lot. Both men were arrested and lodged at the jail.

    The police department celebrated with a Facebook post of their own, showing a picture of Barrera in the back of a patrol car with the hashtag #POLO.

    “Enjoy your stay and the accommodations with our good friends and fellow goons at the Umatilla County Jail,” Capt. Travis Eynon wrote.

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    dumb criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    here's another real einstein move
    https://buckrail.com/colorado-woman-...roofing-waste/
    cliff notes-
    dumps hudge pile of roofing debris on BLM
    They find a water bottle and paperwork with her name on it
    Yes sir officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie...

    I put that water bottle and paperwork under that pile of garbage.


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    Almost the same thing happened near me, a roofer backed his truck into some wooded parkland, dumped the load and drove off - but his license plate got stuck on something and pulled off and when the mess got cleaned up there the plate was at the bottom of the pile

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    Criminals are generally stupid and therefore unfit to succeed in a straight and narrow world.

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    From the list this AM, Milton has never been know to produce rocket scientists. Good chance this could be the PoPo trolling for thieves.


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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    From the list this AM, Milton has never been know to produce rocket scientists. Good chance this could be the PoPo trolling for thieves.


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    That's hysterical.

    20 years ago our realtor kept trying to show us places in Milton when we were looking at Georgia and Fairfax, said it was up and coming, whatever that means. We humored her and looked at a few. No thanks.

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    The Capital One data thief doesn't sound too bright. You'd think someone smart enough to hack into a bank would be smart enough not to get caught by posting about it on the internet.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/29/b...ch-hacked.html

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    From another article i got the impression that she more wanted to fuck with Capital One than steal but who knows. As a longtime Capital One customer, I can understand the impulse.

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    "...Brown wants no part of internet fame..."

    sorry honey too late now

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    From another article i got the impression that she more wanted to fuck with Capital One than steal but who knows. As a longtime Capital One customer, I can understand the impulse.
    Yeah, I got the same impression. Still, you don't yell BOMB on a plane, even if you are just testing security.

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    I say potato, you say PEEtato.
    Get it? PEEtato?

    thanks folks! I'm here all week!!
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    Can't spell potato without a pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Criminals are generally stupid and therefore unfit to succeed in a straight and narrow world.

    Not everyone can be Hans Grüber.
    Or Donald Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Or Donald Trump.
    ^This

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    I say potato, you say PEEtato.
    Get it? PEEtato?

    thanks folks! I'm here all week!!
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