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    You know, I think George Burns did a really nice job as you in those movies.

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    Originally posted by I Know Guy:
    <STRONG>You know, I think George Burns did a really nice job as you in those movies.</STRONG>
    I agree. George stopped by the office the other day (I get cigars for him). Gracie's been driving him a little crazy lately.

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    I preferred Alanis Morissette. While ugly, there is something very attractive about her.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater:
    <STRONG>I preferred Alanis Morissette. While ugly, there is something very attractive about her.</STRONG>
    It's those hummer lips.

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    Originally posted by Pinner:
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    It's those hummer lips.</STRONG>
    Does Schwarzenegger drive those too?
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    Alanis and Arnie engaged in felatio.
    Now there's a comforting image.

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    Isn't ironic?

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    Greetings comrades.

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    Originally posted by iceman:
    <STRONG>Isn't ironic?</STRONG>
    That she never figured out what irony is?
    Yes.
    It's ironic. Like when you drop something on your foot and it hurts.
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    Originally posted by altagirl:
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    I just did the same.</STRONG>
    Me too. Periodically check back there for stranglers.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Originally posted by joshbu:
    <STRONG>Greetings comrades.</STRONG>
    Greetings fellow 500!

    Did you get some TR yet?

    [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: bossass ]
    ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.

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    It's cold and dark over there. But warm and blue over here. Greetings all.
    More words?

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    Hey.
    So, was I the only one tempted to register phUnk's name too?

    drC

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    Originally posted by Tap:
    <STRONG>her lips ain't nuthin compared to that Lara Croft ho - Angelina got DSL.</STRONG>
    Those lips are so damn big they remind me of the punching bags @ Kronk.
    That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
    When you swallow it all
    Wallow and drown in your sorrow
    And tomorrow you're probably gonna wanna do it again
    What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend, screw it
    Whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
    Whats a little fight?
    Tomorrow you'll be boys again
    It's your life live it however you wanna
    Marijuana is everywhere, where was you brought up?
    It don't matter as long as you get where you're goin'
    Cause none of this shit's gonna mean shit where we're goin
    They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignorin'
    Even though you wake up feelin' like shit every morning
    But your young you got a lot of drugs to do
    Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you

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    I used to be with "it". But then they change what "it" is and now what "it" is is scary to me. It'll happen to you to someday

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    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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    I came here first today (big step for me), but I think everything will be ok.

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    Originally posted by Dr. Crash:
    <STRONG>Hey.
    So, was I the only one tempted to register phUnk's name too?

    drC</STRONG>
    heh. He's already registered here. Good thought, though.

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    Originally posted by iceman:
    <STRONG>Isn't ironic?</STRONG>
    I don't know, are you?
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    Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
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    I don't know, are you?</STRONG>
    More sarcastic than ironic. But a little ironic from time to time.

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    Funny to run it to you guys here.
    "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the
    water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
    WOULD IT!?!"
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    Originally posted by iceman:
    <STRONG>

    More sarcastic than ironic. But a little ironic from time to time.</STRONG>
    Then you should have asked Isn't I ironic? And here I thought you were ronic. Are you being Miss Leading?
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    Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
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    Then you should have asked Isn't I ironic? And here I thought you were ronic. Are you being Miss Leading?</STRONG>
    I thought she was going out with Master Bates?
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    present, and liking this more and more.
    you sketchy character, you

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    Originally posted by Keoni:
    <STRONG> I thought she was going out with Master Bates?</STRONG>

    Ironicly he WAS a fisherman.
    The best part of waking up, is Juan Valdez in your cup.

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    Originally posted by Juan Valdez:
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    Ironicly he WAS a fisherman.</STRONG>
    Also iron-ic, she worked at a dry cleaners.
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