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  1. #26
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    Q:What's the difference between a female telemarkers and a hockey team?
















    A: The hockey team showers after three periods.
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  2. #27
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    Free the heal, suck cock.

  3. #28
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    Q: What does a telemarker say when he/she runs out of weed?
    A: "These binding suck!"

  4. #29
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    lol, this should be the forever repository for all "tele" jokes

    please continue
    watch out for snakes

  5. #30
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    Oldie but goodie:

    Q: How many pinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Four. One to turn the light bulb and three to talk about the turn.

  6. #31
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    How do you spot the telemark skier in a bar?

    You don't have to, they will tell you.

  7. #32
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    I'm not sure Hemingway would approve of some slow-motion hippies taking over a forum dedicated to acts of bravery, but in honor of telemarking's ethos of conservation, I suggest starting telehippy threads in the Bullfighting forum and, if enough activity is generated, a dedicated thread to The Turn can be developed.

    Just keep in mind that when the local tele roll call for Killington gets started, Greg from AZ will be all over your nuts trying to get you to tele at Hunter mtn instead.
    "We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!" - Jim Lahey, RIP

    Former Managing Editor @ TGR, forever mag.

  8. #33
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    Because to misquote Hemmingway, There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and Telemarking Killington Boilerplate; all the rest of you Maggots are merely playing games?
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    When I did twice the work for half the control, I was a whiny little bitch

  9. #34
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    Even I think this is ridiculous given all the activity already at the Powderwhores Forums.

  10. #35
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    Telemann, why not start a tele thread and see where it goes? The first post should include the standard tele jokes to appease the alpine skiers who are somehow threatened by the broken binding.
    sproing!

  11. #36
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    im All for the new forum in the main skiing section,
    But only if the title of said forum is “Nobody Cares”
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    “Nobody Cares”
    People might think it's about the east coast?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  13. #38
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    how about a telemark joke thread just in case there are any I missed ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    can we get a real bullfighting forum here?
    --unemployed matador

  16. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Who cares?
    Michael. Michael cares.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  17. #42
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    I think you need at least 5 and there is only 4.

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    Surprised no one asked for a furious masturbation forum yet

  19. #44
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    I thought that was what the Padded Room NSFW was know as!


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    stay outta my line

  20. #45
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    We’ll need a sub subforum for the cowboy-hat-and-staff splinter cell.
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    Balkanization!

  21. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    Surprised no one asked for a furious masturbation forum yet
    Apparently you just did.

    NTTATWWT

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    ^^ They know best.

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