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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    No.
    I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or from the junkshow that ttips devolved into? I never read ttips so I don't know. I'd like to see a tele subforum here. I read a tele FB page sometimes and it is pretty decent.

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/4621...oup_highlights

  2. #27
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    Q:What's the difference between a female telemarkers and a hockey team?
















    A: The hockey team showers after three periods.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  3. #28
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    Free the heal, suck cock.

  4. #29
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    Q: What does a telemarker say when he/she runs out of weed?
    A: "These binding suck!"
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  5. #30
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    lol, this should be the forever repository for all "tele" jokes

    please continue
    make every day count

  6. #31
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    Oldie but goodie:

    Q: How many pinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Four. One to turn the light bulb and three to talk about the turn.

  7. #32
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    How do you spot the telemark skier in a bar?

    You don't have to, they will tell you.

  8. #33
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    I'm not sure Hemingway would approve of some slow-motion hippies taking over a forum dedicated to acts of bravery, but in honor of telemarking's ethos of conservation, I suggest starting telehippy threads in the Bullfighting forum and, if enough activity is generated, a dedicated thread to The Turn can be developed.

    Just keep in mind that when the local tele roll call for Killington gets started, Greg from AZ will be all over your nuts trying to get you to tele at Hunter mtn instead.
    "We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!" - Jim Lahey, RIP

    Former Managing Editor @ TGR, forever mag.

  9. #34
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    Because to misquote Hemmingway, There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and Telemarking Killington Boilerplate; all the rest of you Maggots are merely playing games?
    Quote Originally Posted by hortence View Post
    When I did twice the work for half the control, I was a whiny little bitch

  10. #35
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    Even I think this is ridiculous given all the activity already at the Powderwhores Forums.

  11. #36
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    bullfighting while matadoring around on tele gear has potential for some chills n thrills.
    bF
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  12. #37
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    Telemann, why not start a tele thread and see where it goes? The first post should include the standard tele jokes to appease the alpine skiers who are somehow threatened by the broken binding.
    sproing!

    FS: 187 Praxis GPO with STH14 binders https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...TH-14-bindings

    FS: crampons, lightweight winter down sleeping bag, and stuff https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...ost?highlight=

  13. #38
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    i think the joke is only good for one season.
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  14. #39
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    im All for the new forum in the main skiing section,
    But only if the title of said forum is “Nobody Cares”
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    “Nobody Cares”
    People might think it's about the east coast?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    greg’ll dominate
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  17. #42
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    how about a telemark joke thread just in case there are any I missed ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  18. #43
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    telemark is dead a telemarketing instead
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  19. #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    telemark is dead
    To paraphrase Frank Zappa - Telemark isn’t dead...it just smells funny.

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  21. #46
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    tele turkeys will revive the activity
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  22. #47
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    can we get a real bullfighting forum here?
    --unemployed matador

  23. #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Who cares?
    Michael. Michael cares.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  24. #49
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    I think you need at least 5 and there is only 4.

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    yeah but 4/5 dentists recommend it
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