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Zero through F
<== Once fashionable ASCII term meaning “object at left.” Usually points to one’s own user name. Ex: “<== be killin’ it in the office today!”
2 Drops Denotes two drops of pee discharged from private area following the reading of an exceptionally humorous post. Typically used as a stand-alone complete sentence.
1000 Posting milestone that now goes largely unnoticed due to ever-increasing post counts. Traditionally the thousandth post contained tributes to oneself, fellow Maggots, or an expression of gratitude to one’s ignorant boss or IT guy.
4000 A monumental posting milestone, rumored to include club membership and a sequin limited edition 4000 posts muscle shirt.
987654321 The most commonly used technique to achieve TGR's mandatory minimal character limit in a post. Often scribed in reverse, or substituted with prime numbers.
Alias A registered ID from which one may issue scathing critiques or witticisms not consistent with one’s normal user name. An alias may also be used to bump your own thread back to page one with comments like, “Hey, cool photo! Man I wish I could ski like that!”
Angry Whelk A superhero gastropod that spews bukkake, shinjuku-style, upon evildoers, particularly those who cunt up threads. But not before giving them a good verbal spanking in broken Engrish.
Assatar Avatar prominently featuring well-toned female buttocks. Known to abruptly steer threads wildly off target.
Boner City A Xanadu-like paradise where dreams and expectations are wildly exceeded. Ex: “Hard to believe, but AKPM’s photos just took me to town hall, Boner City.”
Box Shorthand for private message inbox. "Popular" users are frequently chastised in public for not "cleaning" their boxes regularly.
Bump The act of posting in order to send a thread back to the top of page one. Also, the closest Maggots ever get to a discussion of mogul skiing.
Bus Driver, Mr. Imaginary individual who picks up/drops off newly single/suddenly shacking up Maggots.
CAW! Cry of the Sickbird, a registered user whose "CAW!" acknowledges posts or actions that rank high on the Sickter Scale.
Change for a Nickel? Phrase coined as an effective cry to rally and/or identify Maggots in a lift line, parking lot, mule barn, etc.
Charles Webster Baer (CWB) The originator of Global Internet Government and a spammer without peer. In a Terminator-like alternate future, CWB will be the 45th president of the United States.
Chinstrap Safety accessory to the LesboStrap9000.
Coloraggots Maggots who live in Colorado.
Crackhouse A Denver-area Maggot residence whose "remodel" is too extreme even for Extreme Home Makeovers.
Cunt Up To deliberately stain an intelligent thread with disparaging remarks. Ex: “Dude, stop cunt(ing) up this thread with news of your latest French Canadian softball fight.”
Daniel A (former?) Primedia employee largely held responsible for the Purging of thousands of threads at powdermag.com, leading to the great Migration.
Defiantly Alternate spelling for "definitely" (but defiantly not "definately"). See Gunderism.
Dentist In a strange coincidence, the occupation of all Maggots worldwide.
Devnoid Somewhat disparaging term applied to the greater Denver metro area.
Douchenozzle A derogatory term applied to those not worthy of being called a regular old douchebag.
DPPS Acronym meaning Drunk Post Preservation Service. Often elongated to suit more flagrant situations. Ex: WAOFHWPODPPS (Wandering Around Outside Frozen’s House Without Pants On Drunk Post Preservation Service)
Drunk Post A more rambling, incoherent than usual post by an overly intoxicated Maggot. Easily identified by slurred typing or the parenthetical "(Drrubnk Psost)" in the subject line.
Epic 1. Shorthand for epicski.com. 2. A ski term often used ironically. Ex: “That fartbag is like totally epic.”
Euro Mags Maggots based across the pond in places like La Grave and Hyde Park.
Fartbag A one-piece ski outfit. Do you have one? See Epic.
Farts, Burps, & Bacon Forum A somewhat secretive, oft-vanishing section of the TGR message board devoted to the objects (and their related events and items) in its title. Faithfully moderated by Snowsprite.
Finger Moustache The placement of the index finger above the upper lip while hooting and/or stomping one's feet like an excited rooster. Now a TGR emoticon:
FKNA A blunt exclamation of surprise, delight, or sudden realization. Say it out loud. You’ll get it.
Friday Random Thread A weekly exercise in topical chaos, devoted to everything in particular and nothing in general, often expressed as Haiku.
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