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  1. #76
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    This Alpental place full of sweater models sounds interesting. Can they ski though? And I dislike waiting for them when they get their beards stuck in the jacket zipper on powderdays. Perhaps better to look at, rather than ski with.
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Whatever happened to the metrosexual? Are they skiing or do they still exist? When I grew up back east they proliferated the club scene.
    Only minor clique' are left over here at the center of the universe, and you can spot one from a mile in a crowd.

    Quite a few restaurants and swanky bars that pandered to them are dried up and gone.

    Right around when I thought it might be cool (lotsa wife swapping and mini orgy rumors) it folded up and died a quick death. Nothing like a manicure, pedicure and hinting for a happy ending that never happens.

    Some still hanging on in the upper echelon... their wives wear their jodhpurs to the grocery store and the gym spandex to the muni sporting events. Blown out muffin tops - it's disgusting.

  3. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    This Alpental place full of sweater models sounds interesting. Can they ski though? And I dislike waiting for them when they get their beards stuck in the jacket zipper on powderdays. Perhaps better to look at, rather than ski with.
    I'll let you judge when I get to Innsbruck.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    I'll let you judge when I get to Innsbruck.
    Are you a professional sweater model or is it more of a hobby?
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    Are you a professional sweater model or is it more of a hobby?
    well that doesn't really matter, as long as you stay in the fall line.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

  6. #81
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    Gnarhucker judges girls based on their tuck, if you don't see me look at gnarhucker's old thread about Angel Collinson

  7. #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    I'd attend BBI 16. There is at least one confirmed female, (at least we think she is female) not sure if attractive. Unfortunately for you she did confirm having a rape whistle and she's from Wyoming so rape whistle probably means a Ruger Super Redhawk .44 mag with hot loads
    Fixed it for ya.

  8. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    the area's also dubbed No Ass Pass
    I have friends who live there that beg to differ...

    Also, has ratboy been invited to the inaugural BBI? If anyone deserves a cute girl to ski with, it's him...

  9. #84
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    Cute girls to ski with?

    Quote Originally Posted by pipedream View Post
    I have friends who live there that beg to differ...

    Also, has ratboy been invited to the inaugural BBI? If anyone deserves a cute girl to ski with, it's him...
    You should watch the Tosh 2.0 episode with ratboy in it, trampoline virgin
    http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/ubybx...r---uncensored
    Last edited by snoqpass; 10-01-2015 at 07:03 PM.
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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