The Pending Divorce Thread

[ghosthop]

I'm an 11 in a Hestra.

I'm in for an 8

mntgirl, can you do cool patterns on the palms so they're steezy?

[Sparky]

add a little sunshine to this thoroughly depressing thread...Attachment 169700

You've certainly done that. And although some of this thread is turgid, the wisdom posted in between is life affirming and helpful.

Relationships , kids , marriage , divorce none of it is an easy ride.
I'm glad I read this thread tonight.

[hatchgreenchile]

just when I thought I was a loser and people told me I made alot of bad decsions in life

I"ll give everyone some advise don't do anything stupid like get married to some fat ugly chick don't have kids why the fuck would anyone have kids and when your 21 you fucked up you shoulda moved to a ski town and said fuck it all it has worked out pretty damn good just get to sit here and laugh at this thread not a problem not a worry not a bother bro think I might pull another tube and head outside for awhile and start betting on snow

Living that dream yo.

[mtngirl79]

I'm just learning to knit. I can do color work, but
It takes a really long time to make something, though so the only way I will be knitting anything for anyone is if I really, really like you or really, really want you to do something for me, if you tip piopio or dascunt over in a Porta potty, if you happen to get lucky...

I will probably make Harry his hat but that's because he was nice to me before he wanted me to make him a hat.

[Tippster]

...and when your 21 you fucked up you shoulda moved to a ski town and said fuck it all it has worked out pretty damn good just get to sit here and laugh at this thread not a problem not a worry not a bother bro think I might pull another tube and head outside for awhile and start betting on snow

I did that. I grew up. You will too, it just might take longer.

[Harry]

I will probably make Harry his hat but that's because he was nice to me before he wanted me to make him a hat.

See guys, act like a gentleman to a lady and it pays off. I will proudly wear this hat at 16BBI.

[Shadam]

well shit ...

out of all this we've learnt mtgirl is making tgr winter aparel for mags ...

that and booner needs to spend more time with his wife making her feel like the beautiful woman he fell in luv with ...

[Sparky]

I did that. I grew up. You will too, it just might take longer.

There's maggot gold in this thread

[Timberridge]

I'm not much for advice but I think Booner should learn to knit and make his wife a hat and mittens for Christmas.

[SB]

can I have celery holsters?

[buttahflake]

I'm not much for advice but I think Booner should learn to knit and make his wife a hat and mittens for Christmas.

apparently, not much for humor either.
woof
take a lap

[fastfred]

I did that. I grew up. You will too, it just might take longer.

never, why would you wanna grow up and give it up? So you can have a wife kids marriage mortgage a job and a commute you hate then a long drive out of the city to go have fun sounds horrible to me

[Sparky]

^^^ fuck living in a city, fuck that shit

[Meadow Skipper]

[yogachik]

Money can be made again - you can't reclaim the time you're losing being miserable.

Do you and your family (especially your kids) a favor and separate from your wife asap. Life only feels dark when you're living in darkness, which you are. There's truly nothing worse than dreading going home.

Go make yourself happy and everyone else will be freed, too. So what if it costs a couple bucks?

[skiballs]

^misery loves company.

[Timberridge]

apparently, not much for humor either.
woof
take a lap

Mtngrl, do you make goggle bags?

XXL?

[mtngirl79]

I might make something for an award if I can think of something good.

[liv2ski]

Banana hammock???

[twodogs]

Mtngrl, do you make goggle bags?

XXL?

Come here often?

[iceman]

I might make something for an award if I can think of something good.

Could you knit a hat that looks like an ass? I can think of a couple people who deserve an asshat award.

[TomCrac]

Could you knit a hat that looks like an ass? I can think of a couple people who deserve an asshat award.

Butt make sure it has a large enough brim so you don't end up with shit on your face.

[skiballs]

Could you knit a hat that looks like an ass? I can think of a couple people who deserve an asshat award.

She's gonna need a bigger ball of yarn.

[mtngirl79]

I looked for an asshat and no knitting/knitted ones.

[narc]

She's gonna need a bigger ball of yarn.

She'll have run out after knitting my cock-sock