The Pending Divorce Thread

[t-the-east]

OP: you are welcome to crash on my sofa this winter if you need to. Smoke a shitload of weed and ski every day.
View from my place today:
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Man I love that mountain. Next time I am in town, drinks on me at the Beefalo

[hikesalot]

Also, you guys make fun of me, but to the OP, it might really be worth doing a personality assessment like Myers-Briggs. It might just give you a whole new perspective on your wife's personality and how the two of you interact. Sometimes I swear my husband is an idiot. But I know his IQ, SAT, ACT, GMAT, and LSAT scores, and those tell me he is smart. But I also know that I am very analytical and he is not. He approaches things much different than me and can be very inefficient IMO. Drives me nuts. Then I try to give advice/take control and he gets pissed. I drive him nuts. But we are educated, and know that we need to try to work together. So we have learned about each others personalities and the strengths/weaknesses of each and try (albeit not always easy) to appreciate the other person even if maybe we drive each other crazy sometimes. I think our relationship is probably opposite of a lot of husbands/wives. A lot of times the male is more analytical/task oriented and the female more creative/people oriented. So I can commiserate with a lot of you guys, I think. Anyway, back to my glass of wine....

That shit took 3 edits to get the English correct. Apparently too much wine tonight.

As an example: a neighbor guy friend texted ME this week to ask if we wanted to get in on a neighborhood "deal" for aerating lawns. Why? Because he knows I like to get shit done and will respond quickly and my hubby will be like, oh, I'll think about it, maybe I will do it myself, etc etc and never actually get shit done. So they come to me. Yes, I can fix a GD. And all kinds of other shit. Can't wait on the husband to get shit done.

[mtngirl79]

^^^ HOLY FUCK !!! ^^^

You better marry her ASAP. You will never find anything hotter than that.

And now we know why Harry has been divorced twice.. or was it three times?

[Harry]

And now we know why Harry has been divorced twice.. or was it three times?

Twice. You will be #3. Chicks who fix garbage disposals are as hot as chicks on SUPs.

[babybear]

Twice. You will be #3. Chicks who fix garbage disposals are as hot as chicks on SUPs.

if you guys go through with this the honorary baroness baby bear is available to officiate

[frorider]

Will DBS be the drunk guy sobbing near the back of this blessed event?

[babybear]

I will be sure not to ask if anyone objects to the mawaige

[muted]

Give Harry a break, he lives in Big Sky, girls are uncommon there.

[Timberridge]

We just need to find a baker to make a zoloft confetti wedding cake shaped like a garbage disposal.

[mtngirl79]

Unfortunately I am unlikely to move from the ham anytime soon, so Harry will have to find someone else to fix his garbage disposal..

[KQ]

We just need to find a baker to make a zoloft confetti wedding cake shaped like a garbage disposal.

How about a truck?



or maybe a can:




You know, truthfully most tiered wedding cakes DO look like garbage disposals:

[mtngirl79]

That garbage disposal looks fancier than mine.

[SB]

YAY, internet weddings are my favorite.

[Brianskis]

Are there any verified pictures of Harry or MtnGirl?

It would be fun to use one of those websites and see what potential spawn could look like...

[babybear]

Scottyb you can be the flower girl

bouquets will be celery stalks

[Timberridge]

bouquets will be celery stalks

wilted

[riser4]

Unfortunately I am unlikely to move from the ham anytime soon, so Harry will have to find someone else to fix his garbage disposal..

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, Say no more, say no more.

[babybear]

We need Harry to get back to this thread so we can ask his opinion on color schemes

[Harry]

We need Harry to get back to this thread so we can ask his opinion on color schemes

Ha, did not realize I would cause this kind of commotion.

Mtngirl is alright, one thing you have to admit, she makes positive changes. When her life in Moses Lake sucked, yeah she posted some crazy ass shit here, but behind the scenes she took the bull by the horns and moved and got a good job in a cool town. Same thing with the disposal, she whined online for a bit, but then thought it through and fixed it herself. Most women, and most men too, never go past the crying & whining stage. I admire Mtngirl, there, I said it.

Now if she would just knit me a hat to wear at 16BBI that matches my avatar we can get serious.

[babybear]

So when are you getting married?

I missed this tumultuous time on tgr in mtngrl's life. Glad it's better for sure

[mtngirl79]

It's not seahawks colors, so it's possible. I'm so done with seahawks hats.

I'm kind of obsessed by mittens now, though.

Maybe if I use real fat yarn so it goes fast.

[Tuckerman]

Can we get back on track here???

[Timberridge]

I'm an 11 in a Hestra.

[Harry]

It's not seahawks colors, so it's possible. I'm so done with seahawks hats.

I'm kind of obsessed by mittens now, though.

Maybe if I use real fat yarn so it goes fast.

I will totally rock that hat at 16BBI if you make it !

[liv2ski]

you can't see the future, and how you'll react when she's doing something that really pushes your buttons for the millionth time. It becomes harder and harder to handle.

Sent from the other side

Take it from a guy that has been with his girl 35 years now, if you want to make it this far you remember the good and ignore the stupid shit. I have gotten really good at biting my tongue and not saying anything the majority of the time. Trust me, I am no Prince. I am certain she cuts me lots of slack too. You kind of have to if you want a life with someone.