The Pending Divorce Thread

[boarddad]

I started reading this thread out of a perverse urge to see how the OP ended up in a position of an impending divorce. Here we are, page 5, and I still have no clue. Honestly dude, you call your spouse stupid and insecure. She may not be that bright, but I'm guessing your attitude towards the poor woman is not helping her issues with insecurity. How did you meet your bride-to-be, at a wet t-shirt contest at the nearest Hooters? There must have been something you two shared beyond looks alone for you to commit to marriage. You know that's supposed to be a lifetime commitment, right? And there are kids involved? Jeebus! I hate to judge people without really knowing them, but you bought this mess and you better damn well own it.

Whether you end up together, separated or divorced, I highly suggest you find a way to re-discover whatever it was that brought you to the altar for the good of he kids. Civility and forgiveness are highly under-rated. The kids deserve better that what you are showing here.

[DBdude]

sorry I thought your post was about money

it was and it wasn't

it all comes down to money in the end, and divorce really sucks when you have kids

[DJSapp]

x-posted from the random stuff thread. Very relevant here.

Woman who burned boyfriend's penis with hair straighteners as punishment for cheating gets suspended jail sentence

A woman who reportedly burned her boyfriend’s penis with hair straighteners as an agreed punishment for cheating on her has received a suspended jail sentence.

Bronwyn Joy Parker, 22, from Mount Baker, Australia, pleaded guilty to giving her boyfriend's genitalia third degree burns, NT News reported.

District Court Judge Paul Muscat said: “His penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.”

He added that Parker’s crime was one of the “most unusual” he had ever encountered.

Parker had applied the hair straighteners for only a few seconds, telling police she thought it would feel like sunburn.

She said: “To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad. It just looked like a cooked piece of meat.”

The victim suffered third degree burns to each side of the shaft of his penis requiring treatment in the Burns Unit of the Royal Adelaide Hospital.

The court heard that the pair met over Facebook and had a tumultuous relationship.

“You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you,” said Judge Muscat.

“You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.”

The troubled relationship reached a stage where the couple agreed that if the victim did ever cheat on her, he would let her burn his testicles with the hair straighteners...

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Because her lawyer is going to tell her to take it easy on him? I dont think so.

If you have no leverage they will walk all over you. They will not negotiate. I was practically murdered. Only now do i get an apology, and reason. 7 yrs later broke but there for my kids. Happens to alot of good men.

Ill share this, because it will get a chuckle . But i was locked up. and banned from my home. I had 2 million up for grabs i made it myself, and they went for it all!!! No mercy, none. But when they ransacked my house for tax records etc. they forgot the porn tapes. And a month later, when I was allowed home, to find everything gone or sold, including my house, I reached up high, and wouldnt you know it? There they were. The home porn tapes. All atempts on my life ceased after that.

life is nasty. i wish it were not.

It doesn't have to be that way. If you're reasonable and fair and not out to get the ex you can work it out. Most of the time people let their pride get in the way of doing that though. My divorce cost me @ $600 in legal fees and I walk with roughly half our net worth. I didn't even go to court and started paying child support and alimony before the divorce was even final, because it was the right thing to do. We're both happier and there is little animosity and bitterness.

To often people think they're going to win in a divorce, there is no winner in a divorce. When you start looking at yourself like the victim and try and stick it to your ex you end up being a pathetic and bitter excuse for a man, or woman.

[Cono Este]

It doesn't have to be that way. If you're reasonable and fair and not out to get the ex you can work it out. Most of the time people let their pride get in the way of doing that though. My divorce cost me @ $600 in legal fees and I walk with roughly half our net worth. I didn't even go to court and started paying child support and alimony before the divorce was even final, because it was the right thing to do. We're both happier and there is little animosity and bitterness.

To often people think they're going to win in a divorce, there is no winner in a divorce. When you start looking at yourself like the victim and try and stick it to your ex you end up being a pathetic and bitter excuse for a man, or woman.

Yes but the lawyers win. So when you think your spouse is talking to one, and no longer talking to you alone, watch out.

[xyz]

naked pics of wife would most definitely clear up these questions.

Has anyone on here ever posted up naked pics of their wife, sister? If so, please link the thread. Thanks.

[Bromontana]

Has anyone on here ever posted up naked pics of their wife, sister? If so, please link the thread. Thanks.

Naked sister pics ? Official new low

[2FUNKY]

Has anyone on here ever posted up naked pics of their wife, sister? If so, please link the thread. Thanks.

Ever looked at the Plea to Ullr thread? Probably no sisters, didn't want to get your hopes up.

[riser4]

Monitor, meet beverage.

[AlpineZone]

Hi booner! Have you had enough of this rude and churlish treatment after baring your soul in such a personal way, seeking counsel from your so-called "peers" in such a heartfelt thread? I bet you have! Do you wish there was a winter sports forum that you could seek some serious life advice from snowriders like yourself without being ridiculed? Well there is! Feel free to post this in our ALPINEZONE Miscellaneous Discussions Forum and you will surely receive a friendly and sympathetic reception as well as sincere and helpful advice. I would also like to take this opportunity to formally invite you (as well as all of the lurkers and non-lurkers alike) to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile guttersniping at TGR and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

[The SnowShow]

An AZ appearance! No mention of the hot Jerz babes at the Wobbly barn?

[basinbeater]

Has anyone on here ever posted up naked pics of their wife, sister? If so, please link the thread. Thanks.

I posted up nekkid pics of my daughter...

[booner]

Hi booner!

Hi AlpineZone!




Have you had enough of this rude and churlish treatment after baring your soul in such a personal way, seeking counsel from your so-called "peers" in such a heartfelt thread?

OMG...You can read my mind!




Have you had enough of this rude and churlish treatment after starting such an innocent thread? I bet you have! Do you wish there was a winter sports forum that understood the passion and stoke of snowriders like yourself?

Yes!..Yes!..




I think most all of you will find that seasoned moderators "keep the bar high"

You're losing me AZ




It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced.

Fuck that!..I'm out

Sent from the other side

[powtario]

5000 terabytes can fit a shitton of porn. I'm sure that would be allowed.

[splitinbend]

IMHO, it sounds more like you resent her than hate her. I find that when my wife is really insecure, it's when I am disconnected and uninterested which makes her feel like I don't love her or appreciate her. Ignoring her only compounds her feelings of insecurity. I am only a stranger but I can say with certainty, giving her basic attention will turn her fire on. As many times as i say I love you or your beautiful to my wife, it's never enough. The simple things that ignite the fire in your relationship seem so hard to do at times. By no means is my relationship perfect, but when I do the things that make her happy, I reap the rewards. On the topic of lacking intelligence, you saw something in her at one point that made you believe you could spend the rest of your life with her, so find those things again and build on them. Take a few nights off from drinking and give your girl some of yourself again. You may not get the response your looking for, but hang in there. Just because she's not as smart as you doesn't mean she can't be your friend. Plus all married men know we're smarter than our wives. Even if you did split up, it's not like your going to find somebody else that's smarter than you. Take some alternate paths to coming together with your wife and see if you can enjoy some of what you originally loved. Your friend is in there but life and disconnect has turned you two into strangers. Best of luck brother, marriage is hard but it doesn't sound like it's over, it will just take extra work on your part.

[SB]

this is starting to get good

[SB]

Ever looked at the Plea to Ullr thread? Probably no sisters, didn't want to get your hopes up.

She is probably someones sister.

[booner]

IMHO, it sounds more like you resent her than hate her. I find that when my wife is really insecure, it's when I am disconnected and uninterested which makes her feel like I don't love her or appreciate her. Ignoring her only compounds her feelings of insecurity. I am only a stranger but I can say with certainty, giving her basic attention will turn her fire on. As many times as i say I love you or your beautiful to my wife, it's never enough. The simple things that ignite the fire in your relationship seem so hard to do at times. By no means is my relationship perfect, but when I do the things that make her happy, I reap the rewards. On the topic of lacking intelligence, you saw something in her at one point that made you believe you could spend the rest of your life with her, so find those things again and build on them. Take a few nights off from drinking and give your girl some of yourself again. You may not get the response your looking for, but hang in there. Just because she's not as smart as you doesn't mean she can't be your friend. Plus all married men know we're smarter than our wives. Even if you did split up, it's not like your going to find somebody else that's smarter than you. Take some alternate paths to coming together with your wife and see if you can enjoy some of what you originally loved. Your friend is in there but life and disconnect has turned you two into strangers. Best of luck brother, marriage is hard but it doesn't sound like it's over, it will just take extra work on your part.

Who let someone that makes sense in here?!!





Sent from the other side

[Timberridge]

Booner, I have but one simple rule. Can she unclog a garbage disposal? If 'yes,' keep her.

[Danno]

naked pics are in order so the random Internet peeps can help me find the right path.

I'll make sure I have her spread her ass real wide so we can debate whether or not she's due for a bleaching.

I don't think this would go over well at AlpineZone.

[iceman]

Has anyone on here ever posted up naked pics of their wife, sister? If so, please link the thread. Thanks.

Longtime maggot (who needs to post again) Hop's sister is one of these chicks, I just can't remember which one: http://www.stonenudes.com/gallery.html

[riser4]

Monitor, meet beverage.

This is odd. I posted this AFTER the AZ Spam as a reaction to it. However it appears before his post. Very odd. Unless of course AZ deleted and re-posted?

[riser4]

IMHO, it sounds more like you resent her than hate her. I find that when my wife is really insecure, it's when I am disconnected and uninterested which makes her feel like I don't love her or appreciate her. Ignoring her only compounds her feelings of insecurity. I am only a stranger but I can say with certainty, giving her basic attention will turn her fire on. As many times as i say I love you or your beautiful to my wife, it's never enough. The simple things that ignite the fire in your relationship seem so hard to do at times. By no means is my relationship perfect, but when I do the things that make her happy, I reap the rewards. On the topic of lacking intelligence, you saw something in her at one point that made you believe you could spend the rest of your life with her, so find those things again and build on them. Take a few nights off from drinking and give your girl some of yourself again. You may not get the response your looking for, but hang in there. Just because she's not as smart as you doesn't mean she can't be your friend. Plus all married men know we're smarter than our wives. Even if you did split up, it's not like your going to find somebody else that's smarter than you. Take some alternate paths to coming together with your wife and see if you can enjoy some of what you originally loved. Your friend is in there but life and disconnect has turned you two into strangers. Best of luck brother, marriage is hard but it doesn't sound like it's over, it will just take extra work on your part.

^This. Stuck in a negative feedback loop.

[smartyiak]

so does she dine at the Y or what?

Honestly, I don't know. I think it depends on the day...or who's buying. I'm sure there's a blog about it somewhere.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

Holy fuck your ex shold have spent $100 of that child support to buy you a clue. "Extra expense" over and above your $2k/month for 2+ kids. Oh yeah, it must have been just awwwwwwffullllll!!! "But" you say, it was 15 or 20 years ago, so it was 1995 or 2000, when $2k a month still wasn't enough to even begin to raise a kid. Pull your head from your ass and stop bitching about the woman who raised your children.

Maybe you should ease up buddy. He's already on his 2nd divorce and dragging it out because he enjoys them so much. How many divorces have you gone through? I think he's got this shit figured out.