Doucheiest Car Thread

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Relevant.

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Relevant.

Murica

[Bobby Stainless]

It's good when smoke is pouring out of your La Ferrari.

[muted]

Murica

You tube comments says they are Qatari Royals.

[Moeghoul]

Grape ape you need to bust a nut or something - that coal shoving up the bum is aggro

Once rigamortis sets in, you got diamonds.

[mmmm...pow!]

Don't care how nice of a car it is (even if it's just a fancy VW), Audi (especially when it's pronounced 'Awdi') has overtaken BMW as the official vehicle of douchebags everywhere. Yeah, the coal rollers, the off-road mall shoppers, the tricked out Civics with the shopping cart handle that sound like they need a new muffler, the 'car guys' - all have a good deal of douchebaggery, for sure. But it seems like every time some jackass is changing three lanes at once with no blinker, or racing around you so they can hit the exit lane a split second faster, or driving ten miles below the speed limit on the highway only to get into the town limits and maintain that speed so that they are now doing ten over while blowing past pedestrians in crosswalks because they are so involved with their cell phone - it's always a fuckin Audi.

[philippeR]

Don't care how nice of a car it is (even if it's just a fancy VW), Audi (especially when it's pronounced 'Awdi') has overtaken BMW as the official vehicle of douchebags everywhere. Yeah, the coal rollers, the off-road mall shoppers, the tricked out Civics with the shopping cart handle that sound like they need a new muffler, the 'car guys' - all have a good deal of douchebaggery, for sure. But it seems like every time some jackass is changing three lanes at once with no blinker, or racing around you so they can hit the exit lane a split second faster, or driving ten miles below the speed limit on the highway only to get into the town limits and maintain that speed so that they are now doing ten over while blowing past pedestrians in crosswalks because they are so involved with their cell phone - it's always a fuckin Audi.

That's definitely true in France.
With Seat being the brand of choice when you can't afford that second hand A3 with darkened windows.

[Bobby Stainless]

Don't care how nice of a car it is (even if it's just a fancy VW), Audi (especially when it's pronounced 'Awdi') has overtaken BMW as the official vehicle of douchebags everywhere. Yeah, the coal rollers, the off-road mall shoppers, the tricked out Civics with the shopping cart handle that sound like they need a new muffler, the 'car guys' - all have a good deal of douchebaggery, for sure. But it seems like every time some jackass is changing three lanes at once with no blinker, or racing around you so they can hit the exit lane a split second faster, or driving ten miles below the speed limit on the highway only to get into the town limits and maintain that speed so that they are now doing ten over while blowing past pedestrians in crosswalks because they are so involved with their cell phone - it's always a fuckin Audi.

And if they ever manage to get half a million in the bank, the graduate to a Lambo. (also a fancy VW, but so is the Veyron and all Bentleys.)

[Obstruction]

Anyone "rolling coal" wins a douche bag award because, well hell, they really want it.

Strange trend seems to be evolving among the ranks of Nissan drivers. Altima and Maxima drivers seem to think they're driving race cars lately. Mebbe because Nissan is doing a lot of dick waving in its advertising and pushing horsepower. I mean I live in the land of douchebag drivers and I'm seeing the Nissan brood contending for top honors.

[east or bust]

Strange trend seems to be evolving among the ranks of Nissan drivers. Altima and Maxima drivers seem to think they're driving race cars lately. Mebbe because Nissan is doing a lot of dick waving in its advertising and pushing horsepower. I mean I live in the land of douchebag drivers and I'm seeing the Nissan brood contending for top honors.

4 out of 5 times on the NJ turnpike or parkway Altima drivers are racing around like they're in the grand prix. I truly don't understand it.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Anyone "rolling coal" wins a douche bag award because, well hell, they really want it.

Strange trend seems to be evolving among the ranks of Nissan drivers. Altima and Maxima drivers seem to think they're driving race cars lately. Mebbe because Nissan is doing a lot of dick waving in its advertising and pushing horsepower. I mean I live in the land of douchebag drivers and I'm seeing the Nissan brood contending for top honors.

Nailed it.

[DasBlunt]

anybody good at blowing engines are douchebags...

[Jethro]

Some motorcycle riders agree

All I have to say is that it takes a lot more skill to drive a two wheeled vehicle at speed that it does to drive a stable, four point box at the limits of pavement/rubber frictional interface.

[bushman]

anybody good at blowing engines are douchebags...

Wow, You are a moron of the first degree. You should stick to getting ski patrol's fired cause your car sense sucks. Supercharging is a great way to boost HP. Oh yah fuck off too.

[Jethro]

The only people I knew who drove brats were hot chicks.

Maybe in 1979. I'd drive a nice one today if I could find one. And I'm not hot. Or female

[basinbeater]

http://datastore.autopublishers.com/...06268/1660.jpgThese things are pretty lame. I know that they had a tough time selling them...

[wicked_sick]

I saw a yellow hummer at Costco the other day parked parallel across two handicap spots. I can't think of too many legitimate disabilities that would necessitate such parking.

Which reminds me of the time some friends got evicted from their place, so we decided to let the air out of his landlord's tires (hummer) Damn thing had onboard air so our plan was foiled. This was back in the early/mid '00s when self inflating tires weren't a thing yet.

[HankScorpio]

Anyone "rolling coal" wins a douche bag award because, well hell, they really want it.

Strange trend seems to be evolving among the ranks of Nissan drivers. Altima and Maxima drivers seem to think they're driving race cars lately. Mebbe because Nissan is doing a lot of dick waving in its advertising and pushing horsepower. I mean I live in the land of douchebag drivers and I'm seeing the Nissan brood contending for top honors.

I'll never understand why anyone would buy a Maxima for damn near $40k. FWD, tons of torque steer, CVT transmission, heavy, ugly. Just buy a CPO 328i and get a better car with a 100k warranty.

[Skistack]

I'll never understand why anyone would buy a Maxima for damn near $40k. FWD, tons of torque steer, CVT transmission, heavy, ugly. Just buy a CPO 328i and get a better car with a 100k warranty.

Some people just love that new car smell.

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Relevant.

Uber douche update:
http://jalopnik.com/laferrari-asshat...hbo-1730757102

[babybear]

so my coworker has this mini- smallest car yet this is how they park

[My Pet Powder Goat]

so my coworker has this mini- smallest car yet this is how they park

To be fair showing up drunk is the best way to get through the Mondays.

[Obstruction]

I'll never understand why anyone would buy a Maxima for damn near $40k. FWD, tons of torque steer, CVT transmission, heavy, ugly. Just buy a CPO 328i and get a better car with a 100k warranty.

Cause they're askeert to go fast around corners?

[HankScorpio]

Some people just love that new car smell.

Or understeering into a telephone pole.

[Timberridge]

Some people just love that new car smell.

There's a certain something to be said for sitting on seats that haven't been farted in by another owner.