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  1. #1
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    Selling my account

    I'm liquidating my assets to free up some capital. I am offering 75% equity of my handle and its associated posts. My account was recently valued at $200, with the timeless thread Shit That Annoys You making up the majority of that valuation.

    I am open to non-cash offers.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    2 strips of cheap bacon. You'll get no finer offer!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    $2000 but you have to accept in the next hour.

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    I still have some used lithium batteries available.

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    Selling my account

    Damn son, first you bitch out on a ski challenge you initiated and now you're jacking my thread concepts? I pioneered this thread months ago. I was hard at work innovating while u were jerkin it in your daddy's hotel room while he was busy jackin off all the American bizznessmen


    That's bitch shit, why the ply family always jackin off bros, bro

    On top of it all you talking wall street bootlicker capitalist PIG talk.


    I got a fucking lien on your piece of shit Canadian asset. Tye1on, please place a TGR lien against the young Canuck fuk
    Zone Controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    I got a fucking lien on your piece of shit Canadian asset. Tye1on, please place a TGR lien against the young Canuck fuk
    i'm on it. He sells that account we've got first dibs on all his registration fees-
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Damn son, first you bitch out on a ski challenge you initiated and now you're jacking my thread concepts? I pioneered this thread months ago. I was hard at work innovating while u were jerkin it in your daddy's hotel room while he was busy jackin off all the American bizznessmen


    That's bitch shit, why the ply family always jackin off bros, bro

    On top of it all you talking wall street bootlicker capitalist PIG talk.


    I got a fucking lien on your piece of shit Canadian asset. Tye1on, please place a TGR lien against the young Canuck fuk
    I couldn't parse out the offer from that. No thread stealin, honestly I don't use this shit anymore and my financial advisors want me to extract value from this.

    With Canada officialy falling into a recession, I need to be as liquid as possible.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    $2000 but you have to accept in the next hour.

    DM the credit card deets and you got a deal.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    I'm glad I've never used a verb so gay as parse
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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    What's to prevent you from reincarnating yourself as Vply or VIply?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Who did the appraisal on the account to value it like you did?

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    Bitches bitchin' on the webz 'bout whose the bigger bitch.
    Settle it at 16BBI. No show = bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    What's to prevent you from reincarnating yourself as Vply or VIply?
    The options are endless for the new buyer.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by telebobski View Post
    Bitches bitchin' on the webz 'bout whose the bigger bitch.
    Settle it at 16BBI. No show = bitch

    I also was the inspiration for that event-- I believe that is some commission coming my way, which ups the valuation.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Will the Co-Op board be voting on this soon?

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    I have a leather Hermes belt that I was given for Christmas 15 years ago that I've never taken out of the box. How about you pay me for it 4ply?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post

    I am open to non-cash offers.
    sounds like ur hitting digitaldeath up for buttsex


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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    I also was the inspiration for that event-- I believe that is some commission coming my way, which ups the valuation.
    You'll get a paper commission, then we'll blow your cut on hash for the IT, septic and event consultants. AMERIKA

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    If you pay me $37 I'll take that handle off your hands.

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    I've got a shit ton of vaped weed in a jar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stickz View Post
    I've got a shit ton of vaped weed in a jar.

    Yeah wtf should I do with all my vaped weed??? It is worthless, right??? Can you roll it in blunts?

    4ply sucks fuck this guy I hope he does sell and gets off this forum

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    In my professional opinion your account is actually worth $-37.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    In my professional opinion your account is actually worth $-37.
    Hahahaha, true
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    You'll get a paper commission, then we'll blow your cut on hash for the IT, septic and event consultants. AMERIKA
    I want to cash in my hash futures -
    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. - John Muir

    "How long can it last? For fuck sake this isn't heroin -
    suck it up princess" - XXX on getting off mj

    “This is infinity here,” he said. “It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?” - Trump, on the vastness of space, man

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoPostholio View Post
    I want to cash in my hash futures -
    Do you have paypal?

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