New trend in white trash baby names

**Benny Profane** · 09-08-2015, 07:33 PM

Gun related.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-10479753.html

**riser4** · 09-08-2015, 07:35 PM

Wow. Maybe time to get the vasectomy reversed just so I can name a kid 'Arson'.

**Bobby Stainless** · 09-08-2015, 07:40 PM

I have always liked the name Colt.

**fatnslow** · 09-08-2015, 08:23 PM

I had to pick something up at Walmart last week and the cashier's name was Charaddee and the other cashier has a neck tat.

**old goat** · 09-08-2015, 08:25 PM

I thought if you wanted your kid to be tough you named him Sue.

**digitaldeath** · 09-08-2015, 08:34 PM

Jgb is a cute name for a baby

**old goat** · 09-08-2015, 09:12 PM

Maybe we should name our kids after skis. If my kid ever gives me a grandkid I guess he could call him Cochise. The Silicon Valley guys could name their kid MX88.

**Name Redacted** · 09-08-2015, 09:25 PM

Anaconda?

**snoqpass** · 09-08-2015, 09:32 PM

I'd name my kid Bull

**BmillsSkier** · 09-08-2015, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by fatnslow

I had to pick something up at Walmart last week and the cashier's name was Charaddee and the other cashier has a neck tat.

That reads like a stutter. Kudos to her mom.

**mtngirl79** · 09-08-2015, 09:41 PM

I know someone with a kid named Jaeger Axel.

**snoqpass** · 09-08-2015, 09:41 PM

Real name....Izzy Sharpe

**BmillsSkier** · 09-08-2015, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

I know someone with a kid named Jaeger Axel.

I guarantee that child was conceived in a pile of filthy, vomit-soaked Ed Hardy shirts after a GnF'nR reunion show.

**mtngirl79** · 09-08-2015, 09:51 PM

Noo they are a bit yuppish. Probably could be a mag family, but too uptight. They live in a trendy Montana place.

**Flyoverland Captive** · 09-08-2015, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Maybe we should name our kids after skis. If my kid ever gives me a grandkid I guess he could call him Cochise. The Silicon Valley guys could name their kid MX88.

If your kid is fat, call her A-Lotta. Or maybe if she's kind of a tramp; that's a good stripper name.

**Tippster** · 09-08-2015, 10:55 PM

Still not as funny as Le-a... Ledasha

(I know, probably not real.)

**The AD** · 09-09-2015, 07:58 AM

Pistol? Seriously?

I advocate Danger as a great middle name. It would be so much fun to say "Danger is my middle name."

**mtngirl79** · 09-09-2015, 08:03 AM

I witnessed a real abnoxious 2 year old named major yesterday...

**babybear** · 09-09-2015, 08:07 AM

I know of some hippies in town that named their daughter Hunter
pretty sure they don't hunt

**babybear** · 09-09-2015, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Still not as funny as Le-a... Ledasha

(I know, probably not real.)

my other favorite urban legend names- the twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced or-RON-jul-o and le-MON-juh-lo)

**babybear** · 09-09-2015, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

Kim Davis

my mom used to date this dumb guy named Jim so my brother and I called him Dim and I think the same could go for Kim

**The AD** · 09-09-2015, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

I witnessed a real abnoxious 2 year old named major yesterday...

Major Major Major?

**teledave** · 09-09-2015, 01:18 PM

Famous Amos (Last Name Withheld) goes to school with my daughter.

**booner** · 09-09-2015, 01:23 PM

I think I've shared this before, and it isn't filed under WT...but...

My cousin works admin at a community college and there were/are TWO girls enrolled with the name Sounique (sp?)

The irony is so pure

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