The New England Patriots non-football thread

[Woodsy]

I will never understand the stupidity of rich people
You are rich, you dont need to go to some shady massage parlor.

When I worked at a luxury hotel in Aspen, we had dudes who were banned from our spa for either touching themselves during massage or requesting a happy ending.

We referred these dudes to the concierge who had a list of local masseuses that got down like that.

Sure every resort town in the world ( and most big cities have this list ) they come to you.

[BigDaddy]

It's a fucking Miss-demeanor...

[Sirshredalot]

I will never understand the stupidity of rich people
You are rich, you dont need to go to some shady massage parlor.

When I worked at a luxury hotel in Aspen, we had dudes who were banned from our spa for either touching themselves during massage or requesting a happy ending.

We referred these dudes to the concierge who had a list of local masseuses that got down like that.

Sure every resort town in the world ( and most big cities have this list ) they come to you.

Kraft has gotten to be kind of sad and doddering in his old age. Not that he ever seemed all that with it, but I wonder about senility.

I was shocked to read that he's only 77 in that article. You could've told me he was 87 and I would've believed it.

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[iceman]

What's with the blue shirts with the white collars, Bob?

I'd believe anything about a guy who wears those shirts.


And a pink tie, come on man.

[muted]

Doesn't work if you don't have a full head of white hair to match the collar.

[JimmyCarter]

And a pink tie, come on man.

NTTIAWWAPT, but I would think it could be tied to NFL's breast cancer month (pink cleats etc)? Didn't his wife have breast cancer?


Also, I would have always thought that having a few $billion in the bank meant you wouldn't be settling for a handy from one of these gals:

[iceman]

ok I'll give him a pass on the tie, I didn't think of that. But he always wears those shirts, no pass on those.

[JimmyCarter]

ok I'll give him a pass on the tie, I didn't think of that. But he always wears those shirts, no pass on those.

Those shirts are the last true mark of the business class sociopath.

Also, under "please god don't ever let this video reach the public domain"
Kerr said there is video evidence of Kraft involved in sex acts in a massage parlor on two occasions
https://deadspin.com/patriots-owner-...sti-1832807440

[BigDaddy]

Queue the haters:


More bullshit about deflated Patriot balls...

[Danno]

It's a fucking Miss-demeanor...

it was a human trafficking investigation, from what I understand. Surely you're Patriots fandom doesn't blind you to that?

ETA: not implying that Kraft was involved in human trafficking, just that he solicited services and got himself caught up in it, and that's news.

[Bobby Stainless]

Maybe he's old school. Figures he's getting to the same place with 50 bucks rather than 5000.

Oldest profession known to man. It's not going anywhere.

[BigDaddy]

it was a human trafficking investigation, from what I understand. Surely you're Patriots fandom doesn't blind you to that?

I don't think Kraft was the one importing these women... was he?!


Anyhow, sad look for an otherwise well respected dude. Going to be tough on his legacy for sure. And his wife Myra was such a peach.

[Danno]

I don't think Kraft was the one importing these women... was he?!


Anyhow, sad look for an otherwise well respected dude. Going to be tough on his legacy for sure. And his wife Myra was such a peach.

see my edit above, must have been typing at the same time.

[Cono Este]

Too bad there is no “good conduct” clause for nfl owners.

But I guess we’d have no nfl then.


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[I've seen black diamonds!]

Maybe now folks will notice that his son Jonathan has been running things while Bob's contribution has been hugs, and kisses, drunken sound bites, and fitting in with the other deluded billionaire owners.

[booner]

I'm sure it's all just a big misunderstanding

[BigDaddy]

Maybe it is a big misunderstanding? The sign out front said "singles"?!


He could very easily have been looking for someone to model for his new Asian product:

[Danno]

Too bad there is no “good conduct” clause for nfl owners.

But I guess we’d have no nfl then.

I think there is. Irsay got fined a hudge amount a few years back for a drug charge.

[nyskirat]

I think there is. Irsay got fined a hudge amount a few years back for a drug charge.

Half a million and a 6 game suspension.

Not too much for him personally but still stings.

Tbh, I think the bad optics here are about the sex trafficking more so than the rub and tug. Who cares about a rub and tug?

Do we really think that those young girlfriends he (and a lot of other old, rich, single men) was seen with were actually girlfriends and not sugar babies?

[Bobby Stainless]

He should've just flown to where it was legal.

[ColMan]

He should've just flown to where it was legal.

Yep. He has his own G650. Dumb-ass.

He'll no longer be remembered for all the SB wins but rather a happy ending request.

[nyskirat]

He'll no longer be remembered for all the SB wins but rather a happy ending request.

Nah, it'll just be a punchline that people add on when talking about him.

[Timberridge]

Bob probably has the herp now.

[mcski]

Bob probably has the herp now.

Depends how close that spa is to Mar Lago

[Dantheman]

Ya know, Bob, these ladies will come to your house....

Also, obligatory: