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[fastfred]

I'm a boob guy and I don't discriminate
The best thing about dating in your 40s is the boobs all shapes all sizes all styles its a literal smorgasbord

[Supermoon]

I'm a boob guy and I don't discriminate
The best thing about dating in your 40s is the boobs all shapes all sizes all styles its a literal smorgasbord

Smorgasboob if you will

[m2711c]

ok, now i'm hungry...

[TahoeJ]

FIFY.

I’d rock Charleston
Scottsdale is nasty.

Yeah, there's some of that for sure, but also a lot of cute girl-next-door types as well. More balanced than San Diego anyway - the capital of plastic surgery and botox.

[Supermoon]

Yeah, there's some of that for sure, but also a lot of cute girl-next-door types as well. More balanced than San Diego anyway - the capital of plastic surgery and botox.

Yeah it’s what, the fifth biggest metro in the US? If you can’t find your flavor here you’re not looking very hard.

[Supermoon]

The Supermoon ho phase is running into this issue that I should have anticipated, which is that Supermoon can’t fucking close.

I was supposed to go out with the woman from Jersey that I should wife up, but she had to cancel last minute, so instead of sitting around feeling sorry about myself I message this other woman I’d been talking to on Hinge, “Hey, how about we go drink a couple martinis then go cuddle?” This was in context to our convo, but I thought also pretty smooth. She said, “be ready in an hour” and I thought game on.

Drinks went well. There was good banter, we laughed, we got creeped out by all of the dolls in the basement, and she kept referencing her brand new hot tub at her house. This wasn’t subtle stuff. After drinks I said I’d drive her home and on the drive we were still talking, all was good, she mentioned the hot tub one more time.

Then we got to her door, and I’m not sure what happened but we ended up just doing an awkward hug across the seats and she said, “lets do this again sometime” and I drove away.

Can you re-become a virgin, cause that’s the track I’m on. Supermoon, died a re-virgin.

Hopefully this date with the crazy Trumpian hair dresser pans out tomorrow so I can redeem myself.

[up an down]

The Supermoon ho phase is running into this issue that I should have anticipated, which is that Supermoon can’t fucking close.

I was supposed to go out with the woman from Jersey that I should wife up, but she had to cancel last minute, so instead of sitting around feeling sorry about myself I message this other woman I’d been talking to on Hinge, “Hey, how about we go drink a couple martinis then go cuddle?” This was in context to our convo, but I thought also pretty smooth. She said, “be ready in an hour” and I thought game on.

Drinks went well. There was good banter, we laughed, we got creeped out by all of the dolls in the basement, and she kept referencing her brand new hot tub at her house. This wasn’t subtle stuff. After drinks I said I’d drive her home and on the drive we were still talking, all was good, she mentioned the hot tub one more time.

Then we got to her door, and I’m not sure what happened but we ended up just doing an awkward hug across the seats and she said, “lets do this again sometime” and I drove away.

Can you re-become a virgin, cause that’s the track I’m on. Supermoon, died a re-virgin.

Hopefully this date with the crazy Trumpian hair dresser pans out tomorrow so I can redeem myself.

Fred ..he needs some coaching from you.

[subtle plague]

You have to say fastfred three times in front of a mirror to make it work.........









........ obviously a mirror which is mounted above a bed, in a room with a strip pole and an oxygen bottle.

I know the parameters Sound VERY specific but it's still worth a shot I guess.

[fatnslow]

I think you have a impromptu hot tub booty call pass for midweek IF you want. Better than creeping on her then being punted with a hard on.

[oftpiste]

Dating (or ho-ing I s'pose) mantra:

If she wants to be with you she will.


That is all.

And I'm sorry. :-(

The Supermoon ho phase is running into this issue that I should have anticipated, which is that Supermoon can’t fucking close.

I was supposed to go out with the woman from Jersey that I should wife up, but she had to cancel last minute, so instead of sitting around feeling sorry about myself I message this other woman I’d been talking to on Hinge, “Hey, how about we go drink a couple martinis then go cuddle?” This was in context to our convo, but I thought also pretty smooth. She said, “be ready in an hour” and I thought game on.

Drinks went well. There was good banter, we laughed, we got creeped out by all of the dolls in the basement, and she kept referencing her brand new hot tub at her house. This wasn’t subtle stuff. After drinks I said I’d drive her home and on the drive we were still talking, all was good, she mentioned the hot tub one more time.

Then we got to her door, and I’m not sure what happened but we ended up just doing an awkward hug across the seats and she said, “lets do this again sometime” and I drove away.

Can you re-become a virgin, cause that’s the track I’m on. Supermoon, died a re-virgin.

Hopefully this date with the crazy Trumpian hair dresser pans out tomorrow so I can redeem myself.

[Danno]

The good ones generally don't jump into bed on date 1 (generalizing, obviously).

[El Chupacabra]

The good ones generally don't jump into bed on date 1 (generalizing, obviously).

What if the first date is Beetlejuice?

[fastfred]

Supermoon I feel for you and it's ok you are ok

Like Dano said girls you like don't close on the 1st date it's usually date 2 for pocket pool and 3 for all the way

Many years ago a good buddy told me how this girl he was dating loved it in the ass all the time I was amazed and jealous

Then he said a girl like isn't the type you'd take home to mom.

BTW dating in your 40s is a disaster the lower the expectations the better the outcome

[Dantheman]

Lex Fridman's interview with divorce attorney James Sexton is amazing.

[frorider]

Lex Fridman's interview with divorce attorney James Sexton is amazing.

Thx for the link

[Garbowski]

Have your fun. but be careful out there.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11288529/Colorado-woman-arrested-giving-Tinder-date-oral-sex-tying-ordering-food.html

[Danno]

She seems nice

[oftpiste]

the lower the expectations the better the outcome

Generally speaking, women - including the ones you might not take home to mom - can smell expectations and entitlement miles away. That is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. Leave those things at home and you'll have way more fun of many different flavors.

[MiddleOfNight]

Thx for the link

I just started spinning this ..

[Dantheman]

Thx for the link

Available wherever you get your podcasts

[TahoeJ]

BTW dating in your 40s is a disaster the lower the expectations the better the outcome

Gonna have to disagree with this. Or at least in your early 40's... I'm 43 (and generally people think I'm in my late 30's) so can't speak to the latter half.

[oftpiste]

^^^kidz these days.....

[lucknau]

Yeah. I’ve been paying for the first date so far. They’ve been just a couple drinks and an app so nothing crazy.

I’m a fan of alternating who pays.

I’d have even less of an idea how to find a hooker than I do about dating.

Try tnaboard.com
It’s like tetongravity.com, except there’s no gear swap.


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[wkd-rdr]

Question about custody.
Daughter is 15, wants to stay with her mom more because it makes her life easier. That's fine, but..
Her mom wants me to give her full custody. I dont like that option.
Trying to avoid a legal shitshow here without losing rights to my daughter.
Advice on avoiding said shitshow?

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[Buzzworthy]

Do what’s right for your child is all I got.