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  1. #3626
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Did she have MTM's name written on her belly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    There was absolutely nothing wrong with her.
    Maybe they share a name

  2. #3627
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    Careful, you might be one yourself someday.

    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Fat old bald guys are scoring semi-hot nurses, mmmkay. Having trouble believing any of this. Guess it could be a movie after all.
    Go on now
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post

    I may have fucked up.
    If you're into bipolar cutter nymphos I'd have to say yeah you did.

  4. #3629
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    I would think the scars alone would take her out of the 11 range.

  5. #3630
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Sounds simple enough. Start out nice and offer to wax her beaver.
    Fixed it for ya👍

  6. #3631
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    o'rly?
    I mean, she was madly in love with me so I guess that should have been a significant warning, but other than that...

  7. #3632
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Was chatting with a really cute lifty yesterday. She was so high and stupid that even her attractiveness couldn't overcome it.

    We’ve got one of them too... I kinda like dreadlocks...
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  8. #3633
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    I laughed - I shouldn’t - a close acquaintance son lives with someone that does self harm - it really sucks - she just got out of a thirty day program


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  9. #3634
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    holy shit you guys are willing to deal with cutters but won't ask a ski girl out bc "they get hit on too much"
    Couple things to clear up:
    You think we get hit on all the time so you don't do it, but reality is that most guys think that way and so the ladies that you have a lot in common with don't get asked as much, but you miss out on this opportunity bc of this assumption
    It's a catch 22 bc if you are confident/ happy then guys think you get asked out all the time, except most men are too intimidated bc they think the gurls like this get asked out all the time
    I'm here to tell you to ask them out (if appropriate with your marital/ divorce situation of course )
    skid luxury

  10. #3635
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    B bear it started as a joke


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  11. #3636
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    But yeah someone I know well is dealing with it. It’s no joke for rhem


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  12. #3637
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    glad the cutters are a joke then- that is messed up!

    but also hit on your lady ski friends if you are both single
    skid luxury

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    Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

    I’ll take your advice!

    I’m fucking bored and I’m fucking lonely. Might as well try eh?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  14. #3639
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    she probably has cute friends too
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  15. #3640
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    I am doing ok on meeting women - lol - thanx




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  16. #3641
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    suuure you are you are too grumpy to be getting it regularly
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I'm here to tell you to ask them out (if appropriate with your marital/ divorce situation of course )
    I was chatting with a beer rep I know the other night. I asked to borrow a pen.
    I wrote on the back of my business card, call me for a date and gave it to her.
    She said, I've got a boyfriend, but thanks.
    I replied, well you have to get in line sometime.
    She replied, you're definitely in line.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

    nice work
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    suuure you are you are too grumpy to be getting it regularly
    Women are funny critters...

    I am a nice guy in meat world


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  20. #3645
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    This thread rocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    I kinda like dreadlocks...
    We still talking beaver?
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  22. #3647
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    Currently dealing with a situation where the ex is threatening to come two states over and just show up on my doorstep in a belief that if she in-person professed her undying love and apologies (But, you're the "One"), all the world will be better. I've blocked her phone for 2 weeks, she's done this before, but can't seem to get into her head that it's over (it's been a tumultuous 9 years, I'm done). She's 41, couldn't disconnect with her ex, is dying for children, and I've never trusted her. Granted, I've pulled some dick moves, but nothing core shaking in the trust/commitment department. I've also laid down ultimatums, and followed up on every one of them, as I will this one. Except, this one is, get the fuck away from me.

    Looking for a strategy, and all I can come up with is a very stern note on the door to GTFO, and I'll call the cops.

    TGR is my only social media, and she knows and stalks my username here, so maybe she will read this post and realize what I've implored her to do: move on. Because I have a busy week, and I just don't need that stress in my life right now, or any more.

    Suggestions always appreciated.

  23. #3648
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    poo on your door handles
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    poo on your door handles
    Those are my door handles dammit!

  25. #3650
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    If she's reading this I suggest she give up the poopenhousen.
    Then post naked pictures here.

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