Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

**iceman** · 01-05-2016, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Phill

In the jurisdiction (international) we live in its like marriage w/o any mixing of financial assets etc. Dissolution isn't even a legal procedure it's just when either party decides unilaterally to end it.

That is my dream. How do I become as international as that, like this week?

**RootSkier** · 01-06-2016, 12:19 AM

You each take two houses. How hard can it be?

**abraham** · 01-06-2016, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

That is my dream. How do I become as international as that, like this week?

Set sail for international waters. Then make your own rules!

**whipski** · 01-06-2016, 09:49 AM

This has been a good one for me

**Tuckerman** · 01-06-2016, 12:58 PM

Hmm what about a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush??

**stfu&gbtw** · 01-06-2016, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Tuckerman

Hmm what about a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush??

besides, who wants a broad who can fit two birds in her bush?

**Phill** · 01-06-2016, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

besides, who wants a broad who can fit two birds in her bush?

I like my birds without bushes personally.

**mtngirl79** · 01-06-2016, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Phill

I like my birds without bushes personally.

Yeah make a bunch of little microabraisions so the woman shaving to please you is even more susceptible to all the shit you caught while whoring around.

**stfu&gbtw** · 01-06-2016, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

Yeah make a bunch of little microabraisions so the woman shaving to please you is even more susceptible to all the shit you caught while whoring around.

If you ever start shaving your snatch, post a thread so we can all buy stock in Gillette.

**mtngirl79** · 01-06-2016, 02:27 PM

Seriously. Women who shave get more infections and more stds.

**Dhelihiker** · 01-06-2016, 02:29 PM

Mffgirl79

**Meadow Skipper** · 01-06-2016, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

Seriously. Women who shave get more infections and more stds.

Seems to me that just about everyone these days is rocking the 12 year old look on their cooter. The women anyway. And not that I'm in a position to offer a particularly educated observation on that. But it's a little weird to this old guy.

How did we get here from divorce advice?

**Phill** · 01-06-2016, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

How did we get here from divorce advice?

Humor deficiency

**TomCrac** · 01-06-2016, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by whipski

This has been a good one for me

Was that before or after he got divorced? Works just the same I guess.

doughboyshredder · 01-06-2016, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

If you ever start shaving your snatch, post a thread so we can all buy stock in Gillette.

Holy LMFAO.

**4matic** · 01-06-2016, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by whipski

This has been a good one for me

High school buddy of mine took that picture. What a life.

He might have been Mandela's closest friend.

http://www.davidturnley.com

http://static1.squarespace.com/stati...G?format=1500w

**mtngirl79** · 01-06-2016, 08:34 PM

Ask chainsaw willie how your stock you do, then. You think you know shit and you dont.

**HansJob** · 01-06-2016, 08:47 PM

What her say?

**KenJongIll** · 01-06-2016, 08:47 PM

Your situation sounds very much like mine a decade ago. Wife was fucking a long distance co-worker, yet didn't want to split, and freaked the fuck out when I went to an attorney...so much so I thought she was going to kill someone else, and herself because she was driving when I told her as I was pulling up at the lawyers office.

I ended up not going in that day..but the next.

I also went to "counseling" even though I knew it was done and she lied the whole time. (I knew she'd fucked the guy and she didn't know I knew) McGyver...

Interesting part...I ended up having sex with the other guys wife a few times (do not recommend)

Worst part... She took a moving box full of my baseball cards...including KGjr rookies..but denied.

I now have a better looking, 10yr younger wife and a great kid.

Good luck dude.

**bagtagley** · 01-06-2016, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Seems to me that just about everyone these days is rocking the 12 year old look on their cooter. The women anyway. And not that I'm in a position to offer a particularly educated observation on that. But it's a little weird to this old guy.

I don't go for the 70s bush, but I'm definitely over the shorn look. At least leave a landing strip.

**4matic** · 01-06-2016, 09:03 PM

Dudes are all scaped these days too. Makes your cock look bigger.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 01-06-2016, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

Ask chainsaw willie how your stock you do, then. You think you know shit and you dont.

Wtf are you trying to say here?

**iceman** · 01-06-2016, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

Ask chainsaw willie how your stock you do, then. You think you know shit and you dont.

Originally Posted by HansJob

What her say?

Originally Posted by AaronWright

Wtf are you trying to say here?

I think she's trying to say she decided she doesn't have enough problems so she decided to add alcohol to the list.

Power move.

**mtngirl79** · 01-06-2016, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by AaronWright

Wtf are you trying to say here?

Just that fat, ugly women that are only good to be used as disposable vaginas by desperate men that can't get anything better also sometimes try to do what they can, and shave.