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  1. #1
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    Nazi's at Alta Ban Bullfighting

    The Nazi's at Alta refuse to allow bullfighting. This is a violation of my civil rights, the Constitution says I have the right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Bullfighting.

    Fuck you Alta Nazi's ! See you clowns in court.
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    I think they are grabbing the bull by the horns!
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    Dude, bulls are fucking dangerous. Alta has the right under their lease to ban them in the interests of skier safety and on-slope harmony. Plus, blood soaked snow isn't good PR.
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    I realize there is not much hope for a bullfighting forum. I understand that most of you would prefer to discuss the ingredients of jacket fabrics than the ingredients of a brave man. I know nothing of the former. But the latter is made of courage, and skill, and grace in the presence of the possibility of death. If someone could make a jacket of those three things it would no doubt be the most popular and prized item in all of your closets.

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    Calm the fuck down dude Bulls just aren't allowed on the lifts. If you like bullfighting so much go make your own resort where it's bullfighters only. I for one can't even count on both hands the amount of times I've just been skiing along minding my own business and been taken out or nearly taken out by some out of control jackass punk bullfighter, which is why I ski at alta. Plus the bumps are just better without hooveprints in them.
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    those alta Nazis can eat a bag of dicks
    make every day count

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    Nazi's at Alta Ban Bullfighting

    Who here has ever actually bull-fought at Alta? I mean, really, it's just not setup for it. Collins would become a trampled fecal pit with no way to get those bulls to the good killing slopes. Even if I did bullfight I sure as hell wouldn't at Alta.


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    If I ever was to bullfight at Alta, and it's not a given with the silly rules on pets around SLC, it would be in jeans.
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    Bulls can't handle the traverses.
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    pure gold in here.

    Sorry bullfighters, you're not a protected class, unless you're all Spaniards, which I suppose is entirely possible. Besides, you're too noisy.
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    Its in a watershed, duh. Bulls are allowed but they need special tags.

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    What if you fought a bull into Alta from Snowbird?
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    Alta could construct some sort of embankment or bulwark to minimize trespassers.
    Success has many fathers, while failure remains an orphan // Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after - HDT

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    Can a bull take the magic carpet to mineral basin?
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Will the Bulls be allowed to book the new rotating restaurant on Hidden Peak?
    Success has many fathers, while failure remains an orphan // Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after - HDT

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    Bullfighters dress and act embarrassingly and I don't want to be associated with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Bullfighters dress and act embarrassingly and I don't want to be associated with them
    They wear a lot of black and red. You know who else wore a lot of black and red?

    NAZIS!
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    How does a bullfighter say hello?

    "Sorry dude."

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    If moose fighting was easy, they'd call it bullfighting.

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    Every time I had a bull loaded on the lift by me the fucker slams the bar on my head then bellows and flails around the whole ride up, takes out everyone beside him trying to unload then parks himself right there on the ramp for a long piss. I'm fucking glad that their banned at Alta, the only reason Toas gave in to them was to appease rich Texans who like to vacation with their bulls.


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    ^Good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    If moose fighting was easy, they'd call it bullfighting.

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    Calling everyone you disagree with, a "Nazi" is a super Low Class move.

    To Boot>its a trend … nice trendy move , debate gaper
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    so now i’ve actually skied at this altanutive ski area,
    i was impressed at how long the *FOGS* could
    shoot the bull while vying for first chair corduroy.
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