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  1. #1
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    Best gaper toreador quotes overhead.

    "This is my first rodeo"
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    What capes do they wear in the winter?

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    At what altitude do the cows turn into bulls?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Do they eat the meat they greet?

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    Did they groom the arena floor today?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    "Arc'teryx Capote/Muelta poser"
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    So I'm sitting in the bullring in Pamplona, made the mistake of going without my headphones, and I overhear this lady say to her bratty kid "can you believe how dirty that bull is? That would never happen at Deer Valley"

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    Do these tights make my butt look big?
    make every day count

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    "Why are the capes all red?"
    "We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!" - Jim Lahey, RIP

    Former Managing Editor @ TGR, forever mag.

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    So I'm chucking back my bota of Rioja in the plaza de toros, and I hear this voice from above (perhaps 15 to 20m up, just floating there) shouting "¿por qué el hombre en el vestido de anillo como una mujer dama lentejuelas extraño ."

    Fucking wanker.
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

    www.mymountaincoop.ca

    This is OUR mountain - come join us!

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    Fuck this I'm out of here!
    bF
    Alpental Indigenous

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    Although I'm not a 'Murican, this quiz said Bernie was the best for me: https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz

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    No polyASS bullshit
    bF
    Alpental Indigenous

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    "This cape? It's a Bogner."

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    "overhead"?

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    Surfing bullshit apparently.

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    "WTF? I thought I bought a ticket it to the PBR. Are those rodeo clowns?!?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    "overhead"?
    thank you.

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    I was lining up for a fight and the Torero next to me turns and askss me "Is that a water buffalo?" referring to my bull. WTF it was a Miura!

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