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08-28-2015, 04:25 PM #1
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08-28-2015, 04:27 PM #2
What capes do they wear in the winter?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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08-28-2015, 04:35 PM #3
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08-28-2015, 04:37 PM #4
Do they eat the meat they greet?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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08-29-2015, 11:38 AM #5
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08-29-2015, 11:57 AM #6
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08-29-2015, 09:13 PM #7
So I'm sitting in the bullring in Pamplona, made the mistake of going without my headphones, and I overhear this lady say to her bratty kid "can you believe how dirty that bull is? That would never happen at Deer Valley"
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08-30-2015, 05:09 AM #8
Do these tights make my butt look big?
watch out for snakes
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08-31-2015, 10:55 AM #9
"Why are the capes all red?"
"We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!" - Jim Lahey, RIP
Former Managing Editor @ TGR, forever mag.
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09-02-2015, 09:59 AM #10
So I'm chucking back my bota of Rioja in the plaza de toros, and I hear this voice from above (perhaps 15 to 20m up, just floating there) shouting "¿por qué el hombre en el vestido de anillo como una mujer dama lentejuelas extraño ."
Fucking wanker.“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
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09-03-2015, 08:31 AM #11
Although I'm not a 'Murican, this quiz said Bernie was the best for me: https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
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09-03-2015, 03:48 PM #12Funky But Chic
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"This cape? It's a Bogner."
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09-03-2015, 03:51 PM #13
"overhead"?
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09-03-2015, 04:20 PM #14Funky But Chic
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Surfing bullshit apparently.
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09-03-2015, 05:24 PM #15Registered User
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"WTF? I thought I bought a ticket it to the PBR. Are those rodeo clowns?!?!"
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09-03-2015, 10:19 PM #16
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11-12-2015, 02:08 PM #17
I was lining up for a fight and the Torero next to me turns and askss me "Is that a water buffalo?" referring to my bull. WTF it was a Miura!
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04-30-2017, 11:41 AM #18Minion
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