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08-28-2015, 12:29 PM #1
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Many people in this country are becoming increasingly worried about bull-fighting.
They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair. The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. Given this basic inequality what can be done to make bull-fighting safer?
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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08-28-2015, 12:35 PM #2
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That's why it's a manly fucking sport. Duh.
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08-28-2015, 12:36 PM #3
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Quick brainstorming ideas:
1. Enhance nutrition standards for said small greasy Spaniard
2. Amputate left rear leg of bull
3. Arm said small greasy Spaniard with .454 Casull revolver loaded with 400 grain hard cast ammo
4. Replace bull with Jersey cow or standard poodle
5. Restrict mobility of bull via hobbles or cement blocksLast edited by Big Steve; 08-28-2015 at 02:04 PM.
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08-28-2015, 12:47 PM #4
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Monty Python fail...... Originally Posted by adrenalated
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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08-28-2015, 01:09 PM #5
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Well damn, I just discovered a great skit that I didn't know about! Originally Posted by PNWbrit
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08-28-2015, 01:58 PM #6
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I smell a troll for EH.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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08-28-2015, 02:02 PM #7
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I like the standard poodle idea. What does Ernest think? It's his forum.
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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08-28-2015, 03:17 PM #8
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EPO or blood doping for the bull fighter.
Oh, wait, we're talking about Spaniards - that's already a given.
Shoot the bull fighter?
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08-28-2015, 03:22 PM #9
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6. Build a wall to keep out the bulls, and make the bulls pay for it. Originally Posted by Big Steve
Originally Posted by powder11
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12-25-2019, 04:29 PM #10
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6 Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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