Results 1 to 10 of 10
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    30,915

    Many people in this country are becoming increasingly worried about bull-fighting.

    They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair. The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. Given this basic inequality what can be done to make bull-fighting safer?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Your Mom's House
    Posts
    6,623
    That's why it's a manly fucking sport. Duh.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Eburg
    Posts
    13,315
    Quick brainstorming ideas:

    1. Enhance nutrition standards for said small greasy Spaniard

    2. Amputate left rear leg of bull

    3. Arm said small greasy Spaniard with .454 Casull revolver loaded with 400 grain hard cast ammo

    4. Replace bull with Jersey cow or standard poodle

    5. Restrict mobility of bull via hobbles or cement blocks
    Last edited by Big Steve; 08-28-2015 at 02:04 PM.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    30,915
    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    That's why it's a manly fucking sport. Duh.
    Monty Python fail......
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Your Mom's House
    Posts
    6,623
    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Monty Python fail......
    Well damn, I just discovered a great skit that I didn't know about!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    13,063
    I smell a troll for EH.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Missoula, MT
    Posts
    20,711
    I like the standard poodle idea. What does Ernest think? It's his forum.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Long Beach
    Posts
    1,083
    EPO or blood doping for the bull fighter.

    Oh, wait, we're talking about Spaniards - that's already a given.

    Shoot the bull fighter?

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    LV-426
    Posts
    16,681
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Steve View Post
    Quick brainstorming ideas:

    1. Enhance nutrition standards for said small greasy Spaniard

    2. Amputate left rear leg of bull

    3. Arm said small greasy Spaniard with .454 Casull revolver loaded with 400 grain hard cast ammo

    4. Replace bull with Jersey cow or standard poodle

    5. Restrict mobility of bull via hobbles or cement blocks
    6. Build a wall to keep out the bulls, and make the bulls pay for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Dystopia
    Posts
    10,549
    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    6. Build a wall to keep out the bulls, and make the bulls pay for it.
    6
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •