Bullfighting Forum, Sirs

**PNWbrit** · 08-28-2015, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by soups818

Unfortunately not.

EpicBullfighting was #2

Wankers.

I was banned from goredallyear.com

**Bunion 2020** · 08-28-2015, 08:53 PM

Finally..... Sheesh.

**Ernest_Hemingway** · 08-28-2015, 10:49 PM

Thank you, powers of TRG. If you are gpod and brave you have a better chance of being killed on the roads of Spain in your car than you do in the Plaza. But there is not as much good bravery, in the bulllring or anywhere, as the world needs.

They say if you can stay away from bullfighting for a year you can stay away forever. Better to not test this La Manchan proverb. Everyone on TRG should attend a feria. The food is always delicious and the wine tastes like it did when you were 21 years old and knew you would live forever.

**Bromontana** · 08-29-2015, 09:10 AM

Spontaneous Hemingway memorial sub forum. FknAwsum.

Papa for president of TRG. Your wisdom enables me to climb vertical rock walls without hesitation. Fear is for the fascists.

Viva Papa! Viva TRG!

sb · 08-29-2015, 09:24 AM

I am giving up all other sports to concentrate on Bullfighting

**::: :::** · 08-29-2015, 02:43 PM

TRG is part of the dark web

**jono** · 08-29-2015, 03:07 PM

TRG IS the dark web.

**XXX-er** · 08-29-2015, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

I don't know shit but I'm in anyway.

There are parallels between bullfighting and corporate life ... either one you will find a whole lot of bull

**ACH** · 08-29-2015, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

There are parallels between bullfighting and corporate life ... either one you will find a whole lot of bull

And the key reason why I maintain a janitorial role...
Someone has to sweep that mess,

**mrburns** · 08-29-2015, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by soups818

This is great. The best part is if you google "bullfighting forum" TGR is like the third thing that comes up.

Brace yourselves for an onslaught of spanish speaking jongs.

I just found this forum and I am wondering if you guys can recommend a good bullfighting cape for a beginner? I am also looking for a good bullfighting shoe (boot?) for a narrow foot?

I am an aggressive fighter and mostly fight east coast bulls if that makes a difference. Muchas gracias!!

**snoqpass** · 08-29-2015, 08:58 PM

You can save 38 grams on the up hill by keeping your hoofs trimmed

**telelebowski** · 08-31-2015, 12:23 PM

I will return for this.

**TahoeJ** · 08-31-2015, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Ernest_Hemingway

I understand that most of you would prefer to discuss the ingredients of jacket fabrics than the ingredients of a brave man. I know nothing of the former. But the latter is made of courage, and skill, and grace in the presence of the possibility of death. If someone could make a jacket of those three things it would no doubt be the most popular and prized item in all of your closets.

Just quoting this for page 2... might be the best thing written on TGR in quite some time. Ha.

**MontuckyFried** · 08-31-2015, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by soups818

This is great. The best part is if you google "bullfighting forum" TGR is like the third thing that comes up.

Brace yourselves for an onslaught of spanish speaking jongs.

TGR is now the #2 result!

**NW_SKIER** · 09-01-2015, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by snoqpass

You can save 38 grams on the up hill by keeping your hoofs trimmed

I am the professional hoof trimmer here. You are more than likely overtrimming your bull if you take that much off. Please do not misinform the board if you are not knowledgeable in the process.

**Kopi_Red** · 09-01-2015, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by NW_SKIER

I am the professional hoof trimmer here. You are more than likely overtrimming your bull if you take that much off. Please do not misinform the board if you are not knowledgeable in the process.

I thought you were a farrier...

**::: :::** · 09-01-2015, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kopi_Red

I thought you were a farrier...

He is...he just likes to tell people he's a bull foot barber

**NW_SKIER** · 09-01-2015, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by acinpdx

He is...he just likes to tell people he's a bull foot barber

Originally Posted by Kopi_Red

I thought you were a farrier...

I'm going to shock you guys with my cattle prod.

**garyfromterrace** · 09-01-2015, 10:34 PM

While I've not had the pleasure (though not the correct word) to enjoy (also likely incorrect) a bull fight. The thought of "food is always delicious and the wine tastes like it did when you were 21 years old and knew you would live forever" certainly has some appeal. Welcome to your own forum Papa. May you light this dark cave with your brilliance.

**MTT** · 09-02-2015, 04:23 AM

Perfect

**NW_SKIER** · 09-02-2015, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by telebobski

Is this how you get Teh Ladiez to go home with you?

Only the mouthy ones

**NW_SKIER** · 09-02-2015, 03:10 PM

I don't take them to church.

**telelebowski** · 09-24-2015, 12:36 AM

If TRG really wanted to be cutting edge, it should also have a Bearfighting Forum.

**Brecher** · 09-24-2015, 02:35 AM

Absolutely with telelebowski on that one.

**Crampedon** · 10-04-2015, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by adrenalated

I don't know shit about bullfighting but it sounds way more exciting than fishing. I'm all for it.

You Sir, have not foul-hooked a Bull in an arena, on a 5-weight.

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