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    Funny boat names

    Ok just saw this boat down the street from my office and had to go back and get a pic.
    I didn't see a thread about this yet and have seen some funny/clever boat names over the yrs so thought we should get one rolling.

    Ok so is chunk o' come a fishing term that I'm not aware of??
    Anyhow it made me laugh
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    My ex-professor just posted this on FB:



    I could live with that.


    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    Ok so is chunk o' come a fishing term that I'm not aware of??
    It means they are about to ralph over the rail...
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Muff Diver

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    It means they are about to ralph over the rail...
    ah ha that makes sense
    totally not the direction I thought it was going though -ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold_Smokin' View Post
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    Muff diver and chunk o' come should sail together

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    I need to find the pic but,I was up in northern Michigan walking around the boat docks and noticed a small dingy named " original contract" tided to a 40 + footer or so properly named "change order"
    That one stuck out and made me chuckle.
    There is local wake-board boat at the res called "Wake and Bake"

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    Quote Originally Posted by danadog View Post
    I need to find the pic but,I was up in northern Michigan walking around the boat docks and noticed a small dingy named " original contract" tided to a 40 + footer or so properly named "change order"
    That one's been all over the internet.


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    Slight thread drift but would be fun to hear some stories about guys keeping their boats a secret from their wives. Know a guy who did it for 8 years and was properly named after her...would guess that's not all that uncommon of a situation.

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    http://messingaboutinboats.typepad.c...-stupid-b.html

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    I should snap a photo but neighbors boat is named "out of cuntrol"
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    I'll throw ours in the mix... Miss Behavin'
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    I always loved the boat in Arrested Development named for Lucille: The Seaward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    This or a 2br apt in Seattle
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    I always loved the boat in Arrested Development named for Lucille: The Seaward.
    haha Maritime law

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Dunfee View Post
    I'll throw ours in the mix... Miss Behavin'
    What's so funny about that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    This or a 2br apt in Seattle
    I thought we already decided it was going to be MY Pompous Moron?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    I thought we already decided it was going to be MY Pompous Moron?
    Shit I forgot that was settled.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    ^^IIRC the only decision left was sliding glass doors or French doors for whale watching.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    The Rev Floater and I shared a duck boat a few years back. "The Morning Wood"
    She was a beautiful 1968ish fiberglass ski boat that we hand painted with custom camo... I looked for a picture, but no luck. Maybe the Rev can hop in with a photo!
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    Always thought "Dawn Knots" would make for a good boat name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    That one's been all over the internet.

    Yep that's the one. Only the pic I took has a guy cleaning the bigger boat while in the smaller one. It was up at Lake Charlevoix.

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    Found it.
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    My drug dealers (many years ago) boat was named "I deal" I wonder why they caught him

    My old man named his new boat after loosing the old one to my mom in the divorce "2nd chance"




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