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Thread: Funny boat names
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08-06-2015, 11:13 AM #1
Funny boat names
Ok just saw this boat down the street from my office and had to go back and get a pic.
I didn't see a thread about this yet and have seen some funny/clever boat names over the yrs so thought we should get one rolling.
Ok so is chunk o' come a fishing term that I'm not aware of??
Anyhow it made me laugh
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08-06-2015, 11:18 AM #2
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08-06-2015, 11:26 AM #3Rope->Dope
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Muff Diver
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08-06-2015, 11:32 AM #4
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08-06-2015, 11:34 AM #5
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08-06-2015, 12:12 PM #6
I need to find the pic but,I was up in northern Michigan walking around the boat docks and noticed a small dingy named " original contract" tided to a 40 + footer or so properly named "change order"
That one stuck out and made me chuckle.
There is local wake-board boat at the res called "Wake and Bake"
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08-06-2015, 12:27 PM #7Funky But Chic
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08-06-2015, 12:54 PM #8Registered User
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Slight thread drift but would be fun to hear some stories about guys keeping their boats a secret from their wives. Know a guy who did it for 8 years and was properly named after her...would guess that's not all that uncommon of a situation.
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08-06-2015, 12:57 PM #9
http://messingaboutinboats.typepad.c...-stupid-b.html
Some noteables:
Boat from the South: Dixie Normous
Sir Osis of the River
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08-06-2015, 12:57 PM #10
I should snap a photo but neighbors boat is named "out of cuntrol"
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08-06-2015, 01:11 PM #11
I'll throw ours in the mix... Miss Behavin'
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08-06-2015, 01:12 PM #12Good-lookin' wool
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I always loved the boat in Arrested Development named for Lucille: The Seaward.
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08-06-2015, 01:20 PM #13
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08-06-2015, 01:28 PM #14
Never Again II.
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08-06-2015, 01:37 PM #15
This or a 2br apt in Seattle
I still call it The Jake.
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08-06-2015, 01:41 PM #16
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08-06-2015, 01:45 PM #17
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08-06-2015, 01:50 PM #18
I thought we already decided it was going to be MY Pompous Moron?
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08-06-2015, 01:55 PM #19
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08-06-2015, 02:00 PM #20
^^IIRC the only decision left was sliding glass doors or French doors for whale watching.
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08-06-2015, 02:03 PM #21
The Rev Floater and I shared a duck boat a few years back. "The Morning Wood"
She was a beautiful 1968ish fiberglass ski boat that we hand painted with custom camo... I looked for a picture, but no luck. Maybe the Rev can hop in with a photo!Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
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08-06-2015, 02:07 PM #22Registered User
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Always thought "Dawn Knots" would make for a good boat name.
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08-06-2015, 03:15 PM #23
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08-06-2015, 03:25 PM #24
Found it.
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08-06-2015, 03:32 PM #25WestCoastPDR Guest
My drug dealers (many years ago) boat was named "I deal" I wonder why they caught him
My old man named his new boat after loosing the old one to my mom in the divorce "2nd chance"
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