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  1. #26
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    That exchange had me rolling, so fucking funny! I agree with bobby, you and Ice should make the truck and toilet a package deal.

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    Turns out you you guys who thought my truck wasn't worth much were crazy, I just got a certified check for $400,000.00 for it from some guy in Vermont. Had to throw in a maul. What is a "lion-sized" maul though?

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    Do I get a commission?
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    Do I get a commission?
    Part of the deal was I get to name three Colonels in the Nigerian Army, you interested?

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    always give them your address...wastes their time making the fake checks and mailing them. They are in some ghetto city anyways. they are not coming after you. if you build their trust, you can really fuck with them after the "check clears". They will send even more "money", then ask for the refund. I always show them expensive toys I bought with "their money", draw it out.
    Terje was right.

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  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Part of the deal was I get to name three Colonels in the Nigerian Army, you interested?
    That would be awesome... closest I've ever been to Colonel was at KFC
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    I know it's old, but no new snow, so redid 5 yo pic links...


    And wasn't Fred Herman from the Munsters?
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  8. #33
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    Classic thread, hilarious, thanks BD. HOF material

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Part of the deal was I get to name three Colonels in the Nigerian Army, you interested?
    Larry, Curly, and Moe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    What!!? 750k for paint. No. You must clarify.

    And C'mon man. Just what in the fuck is a 100m budget? For paint!!?
    I literally just did 6000 sq ft of drywall painting in a warehouse. 35ft high walls. Roughly 300feet long. could not spray due to it being an active working warehouse, took me 17 total hours (over 2 days). Worked out to $180/hr....theres good $$ in commercial painting.

  11. #36
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    Woot woot!

    Dearest ,

    I am in need of your assistance but I do not know how trustworthy you are; I want to make a donation to the poor and needy through you. My name is William J Feehan Jr and I am an American citizen, I live in London . Right now, I am in the hospital, I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer.


    I have since lost my ability to talk and my Doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live and I am very much worried about my health condition which is getting bad day by day. But I know that my redeemer blivit, he is a merciful God and he can decide to keep me longer than expected.


    Before I became ill, I kept US$ 5.5 Million in a long-term deposit account in a finance company in London which I wanted to invest into long term business venture. Now that it has become obviously clear that I will not survive this cancer sickness, it is really unfortunate that I have to end my life so short.


    However, I have decided that I must give my wealth to the poor and needy just for assistance. if you can be trusted, I will like to leave the funds under your care so that you can utilize it by taking care of those in dare need of help. Mostly, if you can donate to motherless, widows, less privileged and COVID -19 Patient, I will highly appreciate it.


    Please, kindly reply to me urgently with your full name and address, occupation, religion, including your direct telephone number so that I can give you more information. I will continue to pray about it until I hear from you. Legal documents relating to the deposit of the funds in London will also be made available to you. Until I hear from you,


    may the Almighty God continue to bless you and give you the wisdom on how to utilize the funds when finally released to you.


    Yours sincerely,


    William J Feehan Jr
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  12. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Woot woot!
    This thread is about Nigerian scammers.
    That guy is clearly an American expat

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    Send my direct phone number to a guy who says he can't talk? ^^^

    This one misspells their name in the email header

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    Whatever happened to Big Daddy?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Nigerian scammers going to shit?

    I got a text from him a few weeks ago. He is headed to Big Sky and thought I still lived there.


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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    This thread is about Nigerian scammers.
    That guy is clearly an American expat
    I'm pretty sure he got my email from The Prince..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I got a text from him a few weeks ago. He is headed to Big Sky and thought I still lived there.
    Maybe he can get a "I almost skied with Harry" shirt? Seemed like a nice dude, but just vanished here.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Nigerian scammers going to shit?

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Maybe he can get a "I almost skied with Harry" shirt? Seemed like a nice dude, but just vanished here.
    He definitely earned it. Super fun guy to ski with.

    edit for clarification: he was out in Big Sky several years ago, we skied a week straight together, he is coming back out this spring so he reached out via text.

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    Stand up dude for sure. Sounds like he's making moves in meatspace building a home.

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    https://sidomexentertainment.com/lat...entre-nigeria/

    my buddy Johnny built this ^^ so I go over for coffee and he tells us that before it even started they had sent him 60,000 dollars here in Canada so we were calling it " the reverse Nigerian "

    the project as he described it had many things in common with Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness

    he said they are used to treating each other SO bad that if you are even the slightest bit nice to them they are your best friend
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    Who is bilvit and why does a god not capitalize their name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Whatever happened to Big Daddy?
    Got a group text from him a couple weeks ago about a job opening for Belmont High ski racing coach. (Yay Nashoba Valley??) He's still around, don't think he pokes in here all that often any more though.

    and yeah, he's a super fun guy to hang out with.

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    Ooooh, South African Lottery! Much be much better than a Nigerian lottery!

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