Part man, part alien Government Agent found dead in his car for two weeks

[Supermoon]

Can't believe this isn't a thread yet. Has to be top five best stories of the year.

It's got it all: hot, crazy ladies, guns, money, SUVs that can drive underwater.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2301594

The mystery behind a Los Angeles gun fanatic found decomposing in a car last week has deepened as his fiancée's family said he was an alien-hybrid secretly working for the government.

The bizarre statement came Wednesday as the betrothed woman's lawyer identified the dead man as Jeffrey Alan Lash — almost one week after he was discovered rotting in his car parked on the street in the tony Pacific Palisades neighborhood.

It gets better from there.

[babybear]

I saw this story too and was thinking there's going to be even more crazy shit that comes out - all those guns? and the step-mother's comments too

[babybear]

omg I just saw the thing about the toyota that could drive underwater!

[Supermoon]

Being in LA, I bet they've already sold the movie rights.

[SB]

Whats the deal with the regular guns? I mean don't these doods have particle acellerator majiggers or lazer blasters or sumthing better.

They just don't make alien hybirds like they used to.

[BmillsSkier]

I've got a buddy in PP, sending him a PM to make sure he's still alive. I'll post back if anything interesting happens.

[Soups]

Wonder if its all true:-)

[Benny Profane]

The girlfriend has to be some kind of freak.

[digitaldeath]

We're supposed to be enamored by some gun fag? Op?

[retirwntm]

We're supposed to be enamored by some gun fag? Op?

So it wasn't DD?

[PNWbrit]

Underwater SUV?

Pio doesn't need no stinking boat.

[DasBlunt]

All the news reports, all the internet, not one photo of the guy. Or, I could not find one.

[BmillsSkier]

Underwater SUV?

Pio doesn't need no stinking boat.

With or without French doors?

[Viva]

Wonder if its all true:-)

The girlfriend has to be some kind of freak.

Yes to both above quotes.
This happen a few miles from me.
It's actually not a very big deal here. So far.

[Soups]

All the news reports, all the internet, not one photo of the guy. Or, I could not find one.

Its the fucking reptillians. They're good at that DL shit

[DasBlunt]

Its the fucking reptillians. They're good at that DL shit

true....but I clicked on 10 news sources....not one photo of the dude born and raised in SOCAL.....drug dealer with cancer at 60....my guess.

[reckless toboggan]

Any truck with a snorkel can "drive underwater".

[jamesp]

but the real question is can it drive underwater whilst upside down

[old goat]

If he was an alien his body probably wouldn't decompose the same as a human's, so how do they know how long he was dead? Unless the coroner were an alien too.

[splat]

It's actually not a very big deal here. So far.

It's fucking LA. It might get a shrug.
If they said he had a 20 inch dick and a pussy where his navel would be, that might get some traction.

[Viva]

If they said he had a 20 inch dick and a pussy where his navel would be, that might get some traction.

It would in the San Fernando Valley.

[Danno]

it's a cookbook!

But the recipe wasn't very good.

[berko]

.....

[hutash]

It would in the San Fernando Valley.

Naw, that is normal for the SF valley.

Just another day here in Los Angeles.

[Jumper Bones]

1200 guns and several tons of ammo in Commiefornia? How???

Wonder how there isn't media outrage over this, seems if you own more than 30 rounds of ammunition they act like you must be planning some violent outburst.