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  1. #451
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    EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMPBACK WHALE!

    JUST LIKE IN STAR TREK!
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Honestly, all anyone really needs is their Emotional Support AR15.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Reckless sees the possibilities.

  4. #454
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    How come it has to be an animal for emotional support? Couldn't it be a plant, or a rock or something?
    I know. In my day it was a blankie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Reckless sees the possibilities.
    Not to get too political in the PR...

    but,

    Is it strange that the right to bear arms constitutionally guarantees that you can have weapons and take them anywhere, yet there are rules and laws prohibiting you from taking them certain places.

    The right to bear animals is nowhere in the constitution, yet you can claim emotional support, and take them almost all of the places guns are not allowed?

    The mere presence of a gun is a lot less deadly than the mere presence of an emotional support dog, to the many people that are allergic to dogs.

    America is a weird place...
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Not to get too political in the PR...
    maybe best not to

  7. #457
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    This is my emotional support suitcase. It weighs 50kg and will take up the entire overhead compartment (because it is filled with my emotional support whiskey). You have to let me bring it on for free.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

  8. #458
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    I have an emotional condition where everyone around me absolutely must have very short hair.

    It is emotionally destressing to me to see those with long hair.

    Rather than take the appropriate medication for my condition, when in a plane, cab, bus or any other public or private space, I must cut everyone's hair to less than 0.5 inches in length.

    Don't worry, it doesn't really affect you, and is no inconvenience for you, because it will grow back.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  9. #459
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    I sense the birth of a movement here. Kind of like an Alice's Restaurant thing. "If one person tries to board with an emotional support sofa they'll think he's crazy..."

  10. #460
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    I have an emotional condition where everyone around me absolutely must have very short hair.

    It is emotionally destressing to me to see those with long hair.

    Therefore, when in a plane, cab, bus or any other public or private space, I must cut everyone's hair to less than 0.5 inches in length.

    Don't worry, it doesn't really affect you and is no inconvenience for you because it will grow back.
    LOL!!


    Here's a thought: What if you had an emotional support human that had to fly with you? Could they get on free too just like the animals?
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkiní Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  11. #461
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    "These are my emotional support cousins"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    LOL!!


    Here's a thought: What if you had an emotional support human that had to fly with you? Could they get on free too just like the animals?
    I said that earlier! You could bring your kids or friends everywhere for free!
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    I've taken care of thousands of diabetics--almost all near the end stage of the disease, requiring surgery for dialysis access, sugery to try and save a leg, or amputation. I never had one come in with a dog. In 30+ years maybe 2 or 3 blind patients had dogs--usually by the time diabetics are blind they're too ill to work with a dog.

    I could see dogs used to pull wheelchairs. Bernese were bred to pull milk carts. Probably a lot cheaper to use a motorized wheelchair though.

    My uncle's sister, who had survived a concentration camp, visited from Israel. My cousin showed up with his massive German Shepherd. I have never seen anyone look so terrified, even though the dog was on a leash and never got near her. Thank god this was before dogs were flying on planes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    LOL!!


    Here's a thought: What if you had an emotional support human that had to fly with you? Could they get on free too just like the animals?
    Genius! Probably works better with emotional support children because you can cram them at your feet easier than a 180# dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    I have an emotional condition where everyone around me absolutely must have very short hair.

    It is emotionally destressing to me to see those with long hair.

    Rather than take the appropriate medication for my condition, when in a plane, cab, bus or any other public or private space, I must cut everyone's hair to less than 0.5 inches in length.

    Don't worry, it doesn't really affect you, and is no inconvenience for you, because it will grow back.
    I personally don't see mtngirl79 having her hair cut off everytime someone gets on her bus as an inconvenience to her...therefore it must not be.

    I mean it'll grow back.

    I just don't get why she would object to something that I don't think is an inconvenience for her.

    Maybe people in Bellingham are just too uptight about their hair, compared to people everywhere else in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    "Emotional Support Whiskey"

    Ima try it. See if I can get through security with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    "Emotional Support Whiskey"

    Ima try it. See if I can get through security with it.
    It is well behaved... usually.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

  18. #468
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    "These are my emotional support cousins"
    Between this and the emotional support whiskey, we can reconnect with our roots. No more passing with these fucking Donald Trump-loving WASPs, my brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    "These are my emotional support cousins"
    I'm Larry. This is my emotional support brother Darryl, and this is my other emotional support brother Darryl.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    I'm Larry. This is my emotional support brother Darryl, and this is my other emotional support brother Darryl.
    That was just a dream. What you really have is an emotional support neighbor named Howard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    That was just a dream. What you really have is an emotional support neighbor named Howard.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    "Emotional Support Whiskey"

    Ima try it. See if I can get through security with it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    It is well behaved... usually.
    That would not be my experience...

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    Fake Service Dogs......

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    Greatest series finale joke ever. Hi Bob!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Greatest series finale joke ever. Hi Bob!
    Yup. Totally.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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