J'accuse! - I am a hypocrite

**Stu Gotz** · 06-24-2015, 07:16 PM

All spring I have been bitching to anyone within ear shot that our town doesn't need travel teams until middle school. We have enough kids to have competitive house leagues through elementary school.

Right now I am refreshing my e-mail to see if my daughter has made the U9 travel team. I disgust myself.

**irul&ublo** · 06-24-2015, 07:50 PM

Nice Zola reference.

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**that dude who did that thing** · 06-24-2015, 08:05 PM

Bwahahaha. You're sucha typical parent. (I know cuz I did the same thing).

Embrace the reality that we are not rational when it comes to our kids.

**oftpiste** · 06-24-2015, 09:35 PM

see above. parenting is fucking ridiculous. the best is yet to come. or the worst....

**digitaldeath** · 06-24-2015, 09:54 PM

I'm a piece of shit irl

**splat** · 06-24-2015, 10:49 PM

Sacrebleu!

**BmillsSkier** · 06-24-2015, 11:00 PM

So... She make the cut?

**irul&ublo** · 06-24-2015, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

I'm a piece of shit irl

Also in digital life

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**stfu&gbtw** · 06-25-2015, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Also in digital death

Does somebody have to tell you everything?

You should check to make sure you're wearing pants.

**Timberridge** · 06-25-2015, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

So... She make the cut?

If not, send the coach a scathing email calling him/her "a bitch ass cunt" or just threaten them with a kettlebell.

**philippeR** · 06-25-2015, 08:29 AM

I'd like to point out that no one in France has said "sacrebleu" for maybe a hundred years.

So, did she make it ?

**Timberridge** · 06-25-2015, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by philippeR

I'd like to point out that no one in France has said "sacrebleu" for maybe a hundred years.

What the hell is going on over there?

Please tell us they still wear beret's, and ride bikes home from the town market with a loaf of french bread tucked under their arm?

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 06-25-2015, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

What the hell is going on over there?

Please tell us they still wear beret's, and ride bikes home from the town market with a loaf of french bread tucked under their arm?

Dude, it's 2015....

They have little straw baskets mounted on the front of their bikes to hold their baguettes, and newborn child.

**Timberridge** · 06-25-2015, 09:23 AM

"French Uber protesters attacked Courtney Love's cab and driver during her trip in Paris.

They’ve ambushed our car and are holding our driver hostage,” Love wrote on Twitter amid a flurry of messages. “they’re beating the cars with metal bats. this is France?? I’m safer in Baghdad.”

Hard to believe these are the same people...

**irul&ublo** · 06-25-2015, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

"French Uber protesters attacked Courtney Love's cab and driver during her trip in Paris.

They’ve ambushed our car and are holding our driver hostage,” Love wrote on Twitter amid a flurry of messages. “they’re beating the cars with metal bats. this is France?? I’m safer in Baghdad.”

Hard to believe these are the same people...

Doesn't Courtney chain smoke and have an aversion to soap? She should fit right in

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**Bromontana** · 06-25-2015, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Doesn't Courtney chain smoke and have an aversion to soap? She should fit right in

Being a shitstain on the human race I can see why even the French would object to her presence.

**PNWbrit** · 06-25-2015, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Doesn't Courtney chain smoke and have an aversion to soap? She should fit right in

Well played.

**splat** · 06-25-2015, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by philippeR

I'd like to point out that no one in France has said "sacrebleu" for maybe a hundred years.

So, did she make it ?

That's what all French people say, "It's old French."
Well, I'm bringin' it back, bitches!
Because it was very popular here in the US when used by a beloved French citizen we have hosted for generations of TV fame.
I believe his name was Pepe LePue.

**BmillsSkier** · 06-25-2015, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

What the hell is going on over there?

Please tell us they still wear beret's,

I guess it's up to us to keep their traditions alive.

**iceman** · 06-25-2015, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Well played.

That was pretty good.

**splat** · 06-25-2015, 08:10 PM

She's been hanging around the polo fields in Britain trying to latch onto some royalty and a title.
I bet she'd do unspeakable things to be a duchess. I heard the queen was scared she might succeed.

**iceman** · 06-25-2015, 08:25 PM

I don't care about all that but I sure wish she didn't murder Kurt.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 06-25-2015, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Doesn't Courtney chain smoke and have an aversion to soap? She should fit right in

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She smokes heroin not Galouis.

**PNWbrit** · 06-26-2015, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

I don't care about all that but I sure wish she didn't murder Kurt.

A buddy of mine used to be a locksmith. In the immediate aftermath of Cobain's death, if not that day, he was called to the house to change all the locks.

Courtney was wandering around in something of a "tired and emotional" state and as he was finishing his work she presented him with pair of red socks. Explaining that, "Kurt would want you to have these".

**Art Shirk** · 06-26-2015, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

A buddy of mine used to be a locksmith. In the immediate aftermath of Cobain's death, if not that day, he was called to the house to change all the locks.

Courtney was wandering around in something of a "tired and emotional" state and as he was finishing his work she presented him with pair of red socks. Explaining that, "Kurt would want you to have these".