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  1. #1
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    Still need that cush job in ski town or near legit mountain

    its about time some of you elite bootlickers start giving back. I need that 40-50k j.o.b. in close proximity to top tier mountain. All offers considered. Send me the HOOK UP

    i want that job that you gave to your brother in law

    i want that job you gave to your bro's bro

    i have the talent and aptitude to smash records and bring you a windfall of profit


    you want copy, i got copy

    you want guts, i got that


    i will outperform your top performer and even make you a better skier


    you want skills? call me and send me a ticket to ride!
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  2. #2
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    I heard Deer Valley and The Yellowstone Club need some boot lickers. You're qualified.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Taco Time is hiring for $12 hr
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Taco Time is hiring for $12 hr
    Shit, that's more than most of the PR denizens are worth. Get DD two of those jobs and he might be able to hit his target income.

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  6. #6
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    My construction company is always looking for simpletons to dig holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_flying_v View Post
    My construction company is always looking for simpletons to dig holes.
    im a high level operator

    do you even live near a top tier mountain resort? access to sleds?
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  8. #8
    I am looking for an associate. 52K a year and full bennies plus powder days clause. The job is in Bozeman and part of the job is in Big Sky,.

    Send me a PM outlining your considerable skills using various mapping software and your familiarity with MTR-1000000.
    Mister Man! Mister Man! Mister Man. They left this card.

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    …Says the guy that can't post in the right forum...
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion View Post
    I am looking for an associate. 52K a year and full bennies plus powder days clause. The job is in Bozeman and part of the job is in Big Sky,.

    Send me a PM outlining your considerable skills using various mapping software and your familiarity with MTR-1000000.
    i excel in mapping and geography... i dont do math or fuck with MTR-1000000 systems -- im 9.3/10 and am a high level operator. Im not so sure if bozeman will do. Send me some info on the cultural endowments of your community
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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    And you know how much time he spends working, clearly.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I heard Deer Valley and The Yellowstone Club need some butt lickers. You're qualified.
    FIFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    im a high level operator

    do you even live near a top tier mountain resort? access to sleds?
    You're talking about shovels, correct?

    All the suits ski at Crystal but I prefer White Pass and Alpental.

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    i deserve it more than others
    Zone Controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    its about time some of you elite bootlickers start giving back. I need that 40-50k j.o.b. in close proximity to top tier mountain. All offers considered. Send me the HOOK UP

    i want that job that you gave to your brother in law

    i want that job you gave to your bro's bro

    i have the talent and aptitude to smash records and bring you a windfall of profit


    you want copy, i got copy

    you want guts, i got that


    i will outperform your top performer and even make you a better skier


    you want skills? call me and send me a ticket to ride!
    No doubt about success for this young man. Shooting for the moon at 50k/year sounds about right for middle America. Don't plan on moving to the west coast on that income, you'll be bummed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I would never stay in a fairmont.... and I'm not some poser persian dude.

    DD we're looking for a landscaper, I'll pay you 50k a year plus access to our private ski club.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

  17. #17
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    im not so me materialist piece of shit

    i dont care about money so bloodsuckers


    50k will provide all the food i can eat and all the skis i can ski - i dont pay for entertainment - i crack wifi and pirate all media




    besides, the fascists have put a cap on earnings... 50k non commissioned job is the new american dream -
    Zone Controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_flying_v View Post
    My construction company is always looking for simpletons to dig holes.
    This is pretty funny.

    Tu sabes espanole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    I would never stay in a fairmont.... and I'm not some poser persian dude.

    DD we're looking for a landscaper, I'll pay you 50k a year plus access to our private ski club.
    You fly coach, your dads broke,you eat at buffets and you ski like a common piss stain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_flying_v View Post
    My construction company is always looking for simpletons to dig holes.

    I guess Judge Smails was right

    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    im not so me
    None of us think you're you either.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Your old job washing dishes in South Lake is still waiting for you. Now that you are of age, I am sure you can make bank at the tables. Do it pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    Your old job washing dishes in South Lake is still waiting for you. Now that you are of age, I am sure you can make bank at the tables. Do it pussy.
    never heard of you, girl/boy

    why would i go to the plagued lake of Tahoe? i need that premiere mountian

    basically, Dunfee and his bosses need me to maximize their potential, without me they are doomed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    None of us think you're you either.
    I'm just glad you don't think that's me anymore, esp. after reading this life needs thread. I aspire for 7 figures, spending 50k for my children's education/year is just the tip of the fiscal iceberg.
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  25. #25
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    I'm looking to go semi pro. I give no shits about the puny fiat currency you salivate over.

    Nobody handing out 6 figure jobs on the web; however, they may be handing out 50k jobs.
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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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