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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfelot View Post
    "New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said they cut through a cell wall that included steel a quarter-inch thick, maneuvered across a catwalk, shimmied down six stories to a tunnel of pipes, followed that tunnel, broke through a double-brick wall, cut into a 24-inch steam pipe, shimmied their way through the steam pipe, cut another hole so they could get out of the pipe, and finally surfaced through a manhole."
    Repair bill's gonna be HUDGE....



    No wonder they fled!
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    They're probably holed up in some hotel room... Just like when you "lived" in Colorado.

    Oh, and your life is so much better, peering out the back window during Spring dumps, knowing that the wife will make you do the Costco/Home Depot rounds on that Saturday, but getting all supposedly snarky on the internet with people who actually ski sixty days a year, just to make you feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Oh, and your life is so much better, peering out the back window during Spring dumps, knowing that the wife will make you do the Costco/Home Depot rounds on that Saturday, but getting all supposedly snarky on the internet with people who actually ski sixty days a year, just to make you feel better.
    Lol... how many days did you get this year?

    And we've got one more weekend to go! We'll probably get skiing AND golf on Friday! Of course, the conditions probably won't be up to your high standards... Can't imagine coaxing you out of the the hotel room for this...
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

  4. #29
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    keep them tips up!
    Zone Controller

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  5. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    keep them tips up!
    OH SNAP!
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Lol... how many days did you get this year?

    .

    I just told you. Close your mouth, take your hand off your dick, and read a little slower. I didn't use big words.

  7. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I just told you. Close your mouth, take your hand off your dick, and read a little slower. I didn't use big words.
    Sorry - it never occurred to me that you'd actually try to claim 60 days. A year, no less... I can't prove otherwise, so whatevs. Only you know the truth.
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
    Quote Originally Posted by rokjoxx View Post
    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

  8. #33
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    Solid thrunting you two. Get a fucking room.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Speaking of freedom, has anyone else noticed the PR has been free of pio today? He must be on the depressive part of his manic/depressive cycle.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  10. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiCol View Post
    somebody had to keister that sawzall
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    If you play golf, you don't get to make fun of anyone.
    I still wanna know how no one heard them. It's crazy what they had to cut through. Were the guards just like the French guards in Holy Grail, peering from their tower as they heard all the noise till a Trojan Rabbit rolls up on them?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Anybody claustrophobic?

    http://www.pressrepublican.com/news/...769714d62.html

    Click the video for a demonstration of crawling through a steam pipe with some tool.

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    I guess Larry Jeffords has never been in prison
    off your knees Louie

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Sorry - it never occurred to me that you'd actually try to claim 60 days. A year, no less... I can't prove otherwise, so whatevs. Only you know the truth.
    So does an arbitrary number prove anything about anything?
    So funny to see the sandbox in such a bro fest!!

    I call bullshit on this "whatevs" has to be a 15 yr old girl. Puberty is a mother fucker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodneyyee View Post
    So does an arbitrary number prove anything about anything?
    So funny to see the sandbox in such a bro fest!!

    I call bullshit on this "whatevs" has to be a 15 yr old girl. Puberty is a mother fucker!
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
    Quote Originally Posted by rokjoxx View Post
    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Yeah, that was quite an escape, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    They're probably holed up in some hotel room... Just like when you "lived" in Colorado.
    probably filling their pockets with breakfast breads right fucking now. bastards!

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    I bet they're heading for the UP. You go up there, no one ever sees you again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I bet they're heading for the UP. You go up there, no one ever sees you again.
    Maybe for some folks, but we had a couple Yooper sightings in JH last winter....
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    The escape was pure brilliance. It would almost be a bummer if that's as far as their planning went and they are found wandering along some country road.
    Last edited by assman; 06-10-2015 at 01:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Solid thrunting you two. Get a fucking room.
    Holy motherfukker of jeezuz, no shit!

  23. #48
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    They have a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by assman View Post
    The escape was pure brilliance. It would almost be a bummer if that's as far as their planning went and they are found wandering along some country road.
    Heard this morning that (possibly) the person that was supposed to pick them up bailed.

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    Bolt the doors.

    Two murderers escaped from a maximum-security prison in New York over the weekend, and authorities now believe they might have fled to Vermont.
    Hundreds of law enforcement officials are involved in the search for the convicts, which extends to Canada and Mexico as well as the US. Vermont Gov. Peter Shumlin said at a press conference on Wednesday that there's some indication that the escapees might be in Vermont.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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