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  1. #1
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    I'm Dutch. Come at me bro

    I use my environment to destroy my enemies. You can't see me. You fall for my traps. You can't be me.

    I reign from the shadows. I am both patient and aggressive. All my moves are calculated.

    I know your weakness. I know you bleed. You are exposed and vulnerable.

    I like the pain. I like the misery. I LIKE THIS WORLD!


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    Stop. Just stop. Not funny. Stop.
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Stop. Just stop. Not funny. Stop.
    He's on a mission to have the most threads and fewest posts and become the biggest loser on TGR

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    I'm Dutch. Come at me bro

    This is high art you savages. Don't try to hypercontextualize me


    entities of such vast temporal and spatial dimensions that they defeat traditional ideas about what a thing is in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    He's on a mission to have the most threads and fewest posts and become the biggest loser on TGR
    He won that title long ago

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    Git to da choppa!!



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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    you want some dutch jokes?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    You ever gotten faded in Dutchland, man ?
    Success has many fathers, while failure remains an orphan // Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after - HDT

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    Real ill
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    Do you go dutch on dates?

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    No, I pay but tip zero
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    No, I pay but tip zero
    Typical
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    No, I pay but tip zero
    You are an idiot....do us all a favor a take your shtick to New Schoolerz.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    You are an idiot....do us all a favor a take your shtick to New Schoolerz.
    I can say without a doubt that they don't want him either.
    i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!

    my arsenal !: 4FRNT CRJ : Armada Pipecleaners : Salomon 1080 Gun Lab : Rossignol Scratch FS : Salomon Yellow 1080s : Rossignol Powair : Elan SCX : K2 Extremes (4 versions)

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    I wish there were a 12 step program for insufferable dooshes who necessitate attention like the O2 they breath.


    FOR MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST'S SAKE, DIGITALDOOSH, STFU.
    They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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    dd's a fucking artist of the new century. He plays the douches like a keyboard, getting them to squawk right on demand. You may not like the tune, but most of you whitebreads didn't like hip-hop when it was new. Your betters claimed that punk was just noise and the Sex Pistols profane. Their betters thought Elvis and the Beatles were gonna impregnate all the girls, and theirs initiated cannabis prohibition on the theory that it was a "black" drug. The cycle continues, and in a few short years, dd will be a bootlicker, bitching and moaning about his SEP-IRA, buying an Epic Pass because "it's such a good deal" even though he'll only ski 8 days in his brand new Arc'teryx jacket. The historical view provides not just perspective but plenty of lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape_Ape View Post
    I wish there were a 12 step program for insufferable dooshes who necessitate attention like the O2 they breath.


    FOR MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST'S SAKE, DIGITALDOOSH, STFU.
    arent you the old fuck that thinks he can beat the shit out of biker gang members? you stupid old fuck



    IM FUCKING DUTCH, BRO... COME AT ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    IM FUCKING DUTCH, BRO...
    now that's one big gay confession...how long has this been going on ?

    you're the bitch in this relationship...must be...explains why the scrotum is so important to you

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    You can't see me. You fall for my traps. You can't be me.
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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    You fall for my traps. .
    the Dutch loving Fudge-Boy has control issues....very sad

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    DD has a windmill and klogs fetish.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    now that's one big gay confession...how long has this been going on ?

    you're the bitch in this relationship...must be...explains why the scrotum is so important to you
    I understand why a man like you - one that labors over digital depictions of male genetalia - may confuse the two, but...

    - come at me is a fightin words
    - come on me is lovins words

    We all tend to see what we want to see. I hope this helps clear your confusion and any related sexual frustration or disappointment.
    Success has many fathers, while failure remains an orphan // Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after - HDT

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    do you know how copper wire was invented ... 2 dutchman arguing over a penny
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    - come at me is a fightin words
    - come on me is lovins words

    is this what you tell all your male friends you wants to sleep with ?

    did you use this line on DD ? it seems to have worked

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