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Thread: I'm Dutch. Come at me bro
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05-19-2015, 06:46 PM #1
I'm Dutch. Come at me bro
I use my environment to destroy my enemies. You can't see me. You fall for my traps. You can't be me.
I reign from the shadows. I am both patient and aggressive. All my moves are calculated.
I know your weakness. I know you bleed. You are exposed and vulnerable.
I like the pain. I like the misery. I LIKE THIS WORLD!
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-19-2015, 06:47 PM #2
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05-19-2015, 07:03 PM #3
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05-19-2015, 07:18 PM #4
I'm Dutch. Come at me bro
This is high art you savages. Don't try to hypercontextualize me
entities of such vast temporal and spatial dimensions that they defeat traditional ideas about what a thing is in the first place.Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-19-2015, 08:06 PM #5
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05-19-2015, 08:18 PM #6
Git to da choppa!!
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Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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05-19-2015, 09:24 PM #7Registered User
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you want some dutch jokes?
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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05-19-2015, 09:29 PM #8observing free range rude
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You ever gotten faded in Dutchland, man ?
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05-19-2015, 10:06 PM #9
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05-19-2015, 10:10 PM #10
Real ill
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-19-2015, 10:11 PM #11lysterine
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Do you go dutch on dates?
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05-19-2015, 10:15 PM #12
No, I pay but tip zero
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-19-2015, 11:30 PM #13
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05-20-2015, 05:17 AM #14
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05-20-2015, 07:47 AM #15i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!
my arsenal !: 4FRNT CRJ : Armada Pipecleaners : Salomon 1080 Gun Lab : Rossignol Scratch FS : Salomon Yellow 1080s : Rossignol Powair : Elan SCX : K2 Extremes (4 versions)
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05-20-2015, 08:07 AM #16
I wish there were a 12 step program for insufferable dooshes who necessitate attention like the O2 they breath.
FOR MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST'S SAKE, DIGITALDOOSH, STFU.They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.
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05-20-2015, 08:36 AM #17Registered User
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dd's a fucking artist of the new century. He plays the douches like a keyboard, getting them to squawk right on demand. You may not like the tune, but most of you whitebreads didn't like hip-hop when it was new. Your betters claimed that punk was just noise and the Sex Pistols profane. Their betters thought Elvis and the Beatles were gonna impregnate all the girls, and theirs initiated cannabis prohibition on the theory that it was a "black" drug. The cycle continues, and in a few short years, dd will be a bootlicker, bitching and moaning about his SEP-IRA, buying an Epic Pass because "it's such a good deal" even though he'll only ski 8 days in his brand new Arc'teryx jacket. The historical view provides not just perspective but plenty of lulz.
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05-20-2015, 09:20 AM #18Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-20-2015, 09:28 AM #19
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05-20-2015, 10:10 AM #20
You can't see me. You fall for my traps. You can't be me.
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
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05-20-2015, 10:24 AM #21
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05-20-2015, 10:54 AM #22
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05-20-2015, 11:00 AM #23observing free range rude
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I understand why a man like you - one that labors over digital depictions of male genetalia - may confuse the two, but...
- come at me is a fightin words
- come on me is lovins words
We all tend to see what we want to see. I hope this helps clear your confusion and any related sexual frustration or disappointment.
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05-20-2015, 12:46 PM #24Registered User
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do you know how copper wire was invented ... 2 dutchman arguing over a penny
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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05-20-2015, 05:35 PM #25
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