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    Execution by ...... Anti Aircraft gun?

    That fat little fucker doesn't screw around.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/13/wo...html?ref=world

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    had his uncle and a couple mates killed by hungry dog a few years ago.

    15 other top aids/leaders are reported to have been purged/killed this year. Rumors are a significant lack of respect and trust for the young fatty. Its an unsure time to be in NK leadership, that is for sure.

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    Pretty soon someone is gonna just off the little pudge monkey.

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    He went to school in switzerland.

    I imagine it was pretty rogh sure him there.

    Besides hookers, probably not too many swiss college girls would be interested in a fat little korean kid.

    That probably gave him a bit of an inferiority complex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Pretty soon someone is gonna just off the little pudge monkey.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by XavierD View Post
    had his uncle and a couple mates killed by hungry dog a few years ago.
    The dog thing didn't actually happen. I mean, he off'd his uncle and all, but not with ravenous dogs. IIRC, the dog thing was reported (unsourced) by one paper in Hong Kong akin to the World Weekly News; the rest of the media picked it up and ran with it. It was basically debunked thereafter.

    Yeah, but an anti-aircraft gun... There must of just been chunks of the guy blown all over the place. Not sure if the clean-up involved would have made the whole spectacle worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Funny, but I meant more like a Coup d'Etat, not some foreign agents.

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    Texas authorities are looking into what kind of anti aircraft gun it was.... since they're still having trouble getting the sodium thiopental.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    How do you say "Fatty-boomba-latty!!" in Korean?
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    If I was going to be killed by a rabid dictator, anti-aircraft gun seems like a relatively good way to go. I doubt you feel anything after the first microsecond. Better than rabid dogs, sharks with lasers, etc.
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    Dear Fellow Maggots,
    Do not believe the lies the American media and Mr. Profane are spreading. Mr. Hyon was trusted advisor, and I am deeply saddened by his sudden death of natural causes. Consider this, even if I would have executed all of the people I have been accused of executing since I came to power, the number of deaths would be far less than those caused by America's police forces on its own citizens over the same period of time. Second, I simply do not have time to execute Korean citizens...here I am visiting a lube plant.


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    The more money they spend on ammunition, the more that respect you?
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Kim Jong-undone

    Again, the lack of wordplay in this thread is disappointing.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    If I was going to be killed by a rabid dictator, anti-aircraft gun seems like a relatively good way to go. I doubt you feel anything after the first microsecond. Better than rabid dogs, sharks with lasers, etc.

    I'd go for vanishing into pink mist in a drone strike, and not knowing when.

    "Hey, why are you guys running?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim Jong-un View Post
    Dear Fellow Maggots,
    Do not believe the lies the American media and Mr. Profane are spreading. Mr. Hyon was trusted advisor, and I am deeply saddened by his sudden death of natural causes. Consider this, even if I would have executed all of the people I have been accused of executing since I came to power, the number of deaths would be far less than those caused by America's police forces on its own citizens over the same period of time. Second, I simply do not have time to execute Korean citizens...here I am visiting a lube plant.


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    Great Leader, thank you so much for your wise words. I also have to thank you for the picture above, which I will print and treasure always after I frame it and hang it prominently above my video device. It will be hung right next to one of my favorite images from my youth, when peace truly was found in America. Maybe you have seen it?


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    Looks like he offed the guy that built his ski resort too
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    Kim Jong-ungroomed
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Counterpoint:


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    ^
    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

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    Guess he showed Aaron Hernandez how it's done when someone disrespect you.

    Wonder if they flung ol Gen. Hyon Yong-chol up with some kind of big ass skeet gadget to make sporting?
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    He's out of $$$$. Though this story is SK bullshit. http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-Ne...1931431522581/

    His grand pa Sung had legit actual support. His pops Jong il sort of had legit military support. Jong Un ain't got shit.

    Originally he was running a gifting political system where he was literally buying support. West shut down his accounts in Macau imposed sanctions and his foreign currency dried up. Now he can't buy fancy shit and he's worried probably correctly that military dudes are going to start a coup.

    His uncle was not killed by dogs but mortars. Jong il started this foreign currency dept called Room 39 and until the Macau dealio and sanctions was the primary vehicle for foreign currency all totally under the Kims control. His uncle Sung Tek had opened a free trade zone with China after the sanctions and was now the dominant party in the foreign currency game. Un has no friends he doesn't pay for and determined Sung Tek was very shortly going to be a real player so he killed him.

    Un is killing about a dude a day, do not believe the SK bullshit about method it's almost always total horseshit to make NK sound insane which they only kind of are.
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Counterpoint:

    I laughed...
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I'd go for vanishing into pink mist in a drone strike
    Those depend on getting a GPS signal.

    So it's not a good solution for places like Italy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I laughed...

    I didn't think it was funny. Really sad and pathetic, but, you laughed? I mean, from what I know, although that's purely a creation of what I think I know from western sources, is that they're basically trying to tell their people that life in America is worse than their life. Which, I'm pretty sure, is awfully sad. Their lives, I mean. Just check out that worker's expression in the lube factory picture. It's just so sad and scared at the same time. And that's the guy they grabbed for the photo op. And then they sent it out that way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Just check out that worker's expression in the lube factory picture. It's just so sad and scared at the same time.
    Poor guy's scared out of his mind that if ANYTHING goes wrong with the photo shoot, he will probably pay for it with his life.

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