Is there a science behind how long a fart lingers in a room?

[mall walker]

And if that's what you call inoffensive flavor, why don't you just put a tap on the urinal.

lol

[farmer]

I see your burritos and raise you Microbrews and Ruben sandwiches.

[Harry]

Funniest tgr tread ever. Yes I'm immature for my age.

You obviously have not read the Work Bathroom SLAYED thread. This fart thread is minor league.

[SB]

[Tippster]

Funniest tgr tread ever. Yes I'm immature for my age.

Ever? You joined a month ago. Welcome to TGR. Now sit back in that chair, crack open a bottle of Miller High Life and a luke warm 7-11 Beef'n'Bean burrito, and read though this: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/f...e-Hall-of-Fame

I have found a pretty easy formula based on my iet: Fart Half Life = 3:30 x Y, where Y is % of my diet comprised of either homemade jerky, smoothies or green salad in last 9 hours. Try it. It's crazy accurate.

Thank you for Sciencing, Professor. I will apply your formula in the near future.

Side note - Never, ever, fart in a heli when heli skiing. My buddy did it and the pilot left us sitting on the glacier for half the day.

Now THAT is a consequence the members of this board can understand. Thank you for the Beta.

[jfost]

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Side note - Never, ever, fart in a heli when heli skiing. My buddy did it and the pilot left us sitting on the glacier for half the day.

I like this story, and I like how you refer to your ass as "My buddy".

[Grape_Ape]

Woah bro you farted in a mason jar while drunk? #raw

You are insufferable twat. Go play with your friends outside...get some fresh air...run around a little. Ride your bike. Ask a girl to go steady with you. Skip some rocks across a pond. You know...do stuff a regular 14 year old would do and stop playing hard guy on the internet. It's sad.