Horny Mom

[Vt-Freeheel]

Kinda reminds me of a friends ex.


drunken-party-sex

"When she returned, she brought out sex toys and started to use them on herself in front of the teenagers"

[Bromontana]

Arthur M, Houston, about 5 hours ago

Mom jokes are going to have much more credibility in that community.

[gonzo_lives]

Cute. Has she syndicated yet?

[BmillsSkier]

I'm not sure where Evans, GA is, but it sounds like a lovely place.

[splat]

Can I book her for a bachelor's party in Vegas?

[neufox47]

I bet she's a wild ride.

WTF? "The daughter told her mother she felt guilty because the boyfriend's 10-inch penis was so large she could not have sex with him, and he needed to have sex with her mother instead."

[RockinB]

Lucky high school pricks!

[Grape_Ape]

I bet she's a wild ride.

WTF? "The daughter told her mother she felt guilty because the boyfriend's 10-inch penis was so large she could not have sex with him, and he needed to have sex with her mother instead."

Beat me to it. That was the sentence (out of all the preposterous things in that piece) that jumped out at me.

[Tippster]

I'd hit it.

[PNWbrit]

She'll have her own real lives style tv show in no time.

I'd hit it.

She probably has some threshold she won't cross.

[hawkgt]

She probably has some threshold she won't cross.

slow golf clap...

[AK47bp]

Got a tingle in my junk reading this. Kind of a horny teenagers wet dream. Her mug shots kinda busted but imagine her all cleaned up.

[Tippster]

She probably has some threshold she won't cross.

slow golf clap...

Indeed.

[Tuckerman]

Got a tingle in my junk reading this. Kind of a horny teenagers wet dream.

Mom didn't play naked twister with you and your friends?

[Tippster]

Hottie.

[Tuckerman]

Hey now

[AK47bp]

Mom didn't play naked twister with you and your friends?

Not my girlfriend's hot mom.

Dammit.

[FussyDutchman]

Well hello there! There have to be pics from the game of twister don't there? Tippster, work your magic!

[Dantheman]

Some more good details in the Sheriff's report:

Hottie.

Figured as much since even her mug shot is a ski town 8. Too bad she's clearly in-fucking-sane. I'm sure whatever kind of shame therapy she was getting in her church group didn't help. Probably all she really needed was a Tinder account or a Casual Encounters ad on Craigslist.

[BmillsSkier]

766 thread views but the comments didn't really pick up till Tipp worked his google-magic for additional pics. I wonder how many mags checked the mug shot, read the salacious article and thought, "damn, I'd hit that in a heatbeat" but I'll hold off on commenting as much until the group wades in, lest I look like the closet degenerate I am.

Then there's the mags who saw the mug shot, didn't read the article, and secured an early post number by saying that they'd hit it. Kudos to both.

[TNKen]

Here is a hot bit of info from the USAToday news site.

"Lehnardt, who works in an Augusta bridal shop, had been attending a sexual-addiction workshop at her local Mormon church, the sponsor added."

[Bromontana]

Now more than ever she needs support. Calling all single mags in GA.

[stuckathuntermtn]

That's impressive. The whole thing. 5 kids and she looks like that? Hit it I would. But jeez, no wonder she needs a 10" dick. Her vaginal canal is probably like a plastic bag in the wind.
Mormon sex and porn addiction counselling, lol!

"Something is wrong with me. I feel the need to have sex with my partner more than once a week, missionary, for the purposes of procreation. Oh, and I watch porn and jerkoff a bunch. DELIVER ME FROM THIS DEMON, JESUS."

Obviously, it's working.

[Tuckerman]

Any of you know how to join this Mormon sex addict group?

[AK47bp]

Great read.

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought I be writing this but the other day while at my GF's parents house........,,,"