Horny Mom

[Buzzworthy]

Maybe sfotex's old housekeeper can be her new sponsor.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...mon-housewives

Just fell off my chair........so remember that thread.

[Harry]

Someone should invite her to the Bobby Baker Invitational.

Good idea !

[AK47bp]

Someone should invite her to the Bobby Baker Invitational.

The president and CEO of the BBI is probly skiing right now, I'm sure he'll toss an invite her way when he's done

We can start a gofuckme.com account to pay for her plane ticket.

Give new meaning to long board day.


Insert other random skiing sex innuendo here______

[BmillsSkier]

The president and CEO of the BBI is probly skiing right now, I'm sure he'll toss an invite her way when he's done

We can start a gofuckme.com account to pay for her plane ticket.

Give new meaning to long board day.


Insert other random skiing sex innuendo here______

I'd stem her christie.

I'd like to French fry her pizza.

I bet she's as loose as brand new Markers.

I wonder if she's a rear entry kind of girl?

Sounds like she prefers pontoons to snow blades.

[GeezerSteve]

Tap her hole

Or does that belong in Tech Talk?

Full body pic reveals a knock-kneed bony hip thing, good physiology for competitive Twister, perhaps

[AK47bp]

I'd put her in the white room.

Free mustache rocker rides

I'll give her an insert for that booty.

Caution, wet slide activity.

Like to see her boot pack my skin track.

[RiderX]

Her vaginal canal is probably like a plastic bag in the wind.

Nothing some helicoil can't fix

[guroo270]

Now more than ever she needs support. Calling all single mags in GA.

I THINK I'M CLOSEST!!! AND I'M A DEFECTED MORMON, TOO!! THIS IS EXCITING NEWS. Conjugal visits were never on my bucket list, but I think I can make an exception. I'm off to buy stationary paper and stamps.

[iceman]

gofuckme.com is a great idea. Chicks auction off the poosay*. They can set a reserve price. Some may get rich! (some may get insulted, but hey they're whores, they'll get over it)

Sex
+
Internet
=
Profit!!!

*edit: we collect 10% of course. Damn, who wants to get rich in a sleazy fashion today?

[ex-powderbroker]

slow golf clap...

Or, the clap.

[Bromontana]

Or, the clap.

If that's your concern go anal. She's into that too.

[SB]

This is getting betters

[liv2ski]

If that's your concern go anal. She's into that too.

Remind me how that helps me not get a STD

[digitaldeath]

"The boy who lived"

[seano732]

gofuckme.com is a great idea. Chicks auction off the poosay*. They can set a reserve price. Some may get rich! (some may get insulted, but hey they're whores, they'll get over it)

Sex
+
Internet
=
Profit!!!

*edit: we collect 10% of course. Damn, who wants to get rich in a sleazy fashion today?

I'm in.

[Bromontana]

Remind me how that helps me not get a STD

Standard assumption is that it gets less traffic. YMMV I suppose.

[iceman]

I'm in.

I need to stay married so I'm out but this is a free ticket to getting laid by bimbos by the pool in LA for the right guy while getting paid. Do it. Dooooooo Iiiiitt.

[TNKen]

She could trade services for legal services in GA I'm sure.

[seano732]

I need to stay married so I'm out but this is a free ticket to getting laid by bimbos by the pool in LA for the right guy while getting paid. Do it. Dooooooo Iiiiitt.

Shit. Forgot about Mrs. Seano for a sec....Whoever does it, kick Ice a finders fee....

[iceman]

Shit. Forgot about Mrs. Seano for a sec....Whoever does it, kick Ice a finders fee....

It' a winner. Somebody will do this eventually. Get after it it guys.

[CantDog]

Call bullshit on the whole story. That police report is fake, no spelling mistakes.

[vt_ski]

Not to be a Debbie Downer in the epically awesome thread or anything, but I think the majority of us are decades outside of her target age group.

[Grape_Ape]

Call bullshit on the whole story. That police report is fake, no spelling mistakes.

Good point. I was thinking that too - too well written for a pig.

[Tuckerman]

Not to be a Debbie Downer in the epically awesome thread or anything, but I think the majority of us are decades outside of her target age group.

Pretty sure modern medicine has leveled much of that playing filed.

[Timberridge]

I was going to invite crass 3000 for dd but she will be more fun I bet

I say invite both.

Can Crass even ski with an ankle monitor? Trying to put a boot on over that thing ain't easy.

If you can't make the Crass v. dd fight happen, I have a friend who knows a guy who knows a Mexican dude who can get some roosters. We can name one dd and the other Crass3K, and I'll build a mini Home Depot out of a refrigerator box.