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    The Inaugural 2016 Bobby Baker Invitational

    Here is where it started;
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...lay+is+a+poser

    And more;
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...76-How-We-Roll

    It is obvious that this needs to happen so here it is:

    What:Official TGR ski-offs,beer drinking, and baking day.
    When:February 5-7, 2016
    Where:Home of the Famed Padded Seats (Alpental) on the I'International course.
    Why:We owe it to DD to have these races to prove that it is only 4ply who won't show up when challenged.
    Who​: DD of course. Bobby can sort out the rest because he is the new summit master. But likely all are welcome provided you bring the stoke.



    Spaghetti feed at Alpental lodge that Saturday night. All are invited.
    Last edited by NW_SKIER; 09-18-2015 at 05:18 PM.

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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    Alpental is all traverses and uphill exits. I don't know why you guys get so excited about that place... oh wait, that's the southern resort I'm thinking of A TGR maggot ski/bake-off? At the home hill? Ohhh boyyy... this is a year away and I'm already excited!

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    Are there age brackets? Weight divisions?
    "4ply is so quiche"
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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    Are there age brackets? Weight divisions?
    I'm sure we can find a women's division for you.

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    Checking in early... count me in to compete for home team in the ski-off portion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    I'm sure we can find a women's division for you.
    I'm down.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    I'm down.
    Mommy and Daddy are going to fly you out here? Oh and you're the only one with an entry fee. I believe it's $37? DD... Does that sound right?

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    Will there be pre-ski home depot fights to determine seeding for those who don't register in advance?

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    The medals better be in place.

    I'll only payup if I lose to dd. odds are I won't even be able to make this.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Will there be pre-ski home depot fights to determine seeding for those who don't register in advance?
    The HD fights can be play in games for the out of town 16 seeds -

    DD owns that venue though others may want to wait until late afternoon when the asphalt softens up.

    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. - John Muir

    "How long can it last? For fuck sake this isn't heroin -
    suck it up princess" - XXX on getting off mj

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    I'm down for this. Hopefully my entry will help sway 4ply's parents to buy him a plane ticket as he won't get last now. 4ply, below is a photo of a run I skied almost as slow as you skied in your go pro footie. You can beat me! There is hope!

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    I have a cheap dslr and the ability to navigate mountain ridges with golden goat like precision. Request participation to serve as Junior Utar Amateur Photog Attache.
    Success has many fathers, while failure remains an orphan // Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after - HDT

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    If there's an old beater bracket? I'm asking for telebob.
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=3982&dateline=1279375  363

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    odds are I won't even be able to make this.
    Get busy mowing lawns all summer you spoiled little rich bitch. Save up the money for a plane ticket yourself.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    The medals better be in place.

    I'll only payup if I lose to dd. odds are I won't even be able to make this.
    hahahahahahahahahahhhghgghhahhahahghghghahahahhaha haghhahghhahghag
    Zone Controller

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    Have you contacted pure, THinC and dama about safety spancership?
    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. - John Muir

    "How long can it last? For fuck sake this isn't heroin -
    suck it up princess" - XXX on getting off mj

    “This is infinity here,” he said. “It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?” - Trump, on the vastness of space, man

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    I hope your event can accomodate; here are my needs



    - over 20 bottles of Evian

    – two dozen bottles of Budweiser beer, Bombay Sapphire gin plus tonic, ice and lemon, all chilled in a fridge or cooler cabinet with at least four shelves

    – drinks must be served on linen covered tables

    – a sofa must be provided with “enough room to seat six people, one of whom is 6ft 3in and likes to lie down”

    – a Starbucks coffee machine with a milk frothing gadget

    – Old Spice deodorant

    – hair wax

    – “nice” rubbish bins

    – a coat stand (not a rail)

    – rooms must be fitted with a rug if there are no carpets

    – soft lighting

    – a TV with good speaker system

    – Sky Sports, Apple TV or Netflix and a selection of DVDs including Chevy Chase Films, Django Unchained, Predator ,Collateral, and Miami Vice and Robocop

    – green plants, ideally bamboo

    – a carton of Marlboro Lights

    – packs of Camels and Marlboro Menthol Lights

    – 12 small bottles of ginger beer, a selection of Cokes and Red Bull, and still and sparkling bottled water

    – jelly babies and minstrels and cheese and cracker boards

    – Marmite, honey, jam, peanut butter, HP Sauce, salt crackers and balsamic vinegar

    – steak knives

    – Playstation 3 with two controllers plus Call of Duty

    – two decks of cards

    – Scrabble and Pictionary

    – orange bean bags

    – green room must be located near a McDonald’s
    Zone Controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Get busy mowing lawns all summer you spoiled little rich bitch. Save up the money for a plane ticket yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahhhghgghhahhahahghghghahahahhaha haghhahghhahghag
    If you hadn't already posted again I would have assumed this was you laughing so hard you choked and died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    I hope your event can accomodate; here are my needs
    – Playstation 3 with two controllers plus Call of Duty
    s
    COD 4?

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    [B]
    – Scrabble and Pictionary
    Do yourself a favor and stick to stuff with pictures -
    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. - John Muir

    "How long can it last? For fuck sake this isn't heroin -
    suck it up princess" - XXX on getting off mj

    “This is infinity here,” he said. “It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?” - Trump, on the vastness of space, man

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    Quote Originally Posted by raynord22 View Post
    COD 4?
    World at War
    Zone Controller

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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Captain Slow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Just left of me is a private spot mtn. G found on ASS on her way up to the party. Pretty sure she was just taking a leak.
    She got skeerd.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Get busy mowing lawns all summer you spoiled little rich bitch. Save up the money for a plane ticket yourself.
    Ain't a money ting. It's a "I'm going out west with random old men ting".
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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