I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Core Shot]

Why are there tanning cancer booths at a health club?

[Conundrum]

Gyms like money and there is a lot of vanity at gyms.

[Dantheman]

Wtf?

She ran into old friends there and came home super happy, so well worth $10 apparently.

[Mustonen]

That would the simplest, least nefarious possibility. More likely that gym is where her female group has decided to go, to commiserate and plot revenge in their version of this thread.

and talk about whats wrong with men today

She ran into old friends there and came home super happy, so well worth $10 apparently.

Yup....

[RShea]

Why are there tanning cancer booths at a health club?

I do not know- but there are tanning booths in many health clubs or fitness centers as some call them also...

[XXX-er]

My PT is a bit of a toy & gear freak and he loves to talk a mile a minute during the ACL checkups

I mention his wife must know him by now with all the rampant gear buying and he said

I just tell her its for safety cuz its all justifiable in the name of safety, even the 2000 $ electric derailleur

could be a hot tip ^^

[VTskibum]

I've definitely pulled that when I wanted to upgrade MTB brakes instead of just buying new pads and/or calipers. Helloo XTR

Also
1) No sense of directions and inability to read a map - check
2) Can't remember left from right - check
3) Soak dishes post oatmeal bowl or anything red-sauce, impossible - check

Couple others I haven't seen yet

4) Type super A about so many things except if it's electronic and/or delicate. She had a run there of leaving phones on top of cars for a few months, 3 phones down. I cringe watching her pickup a laptop by the screen, especially years ago when all the weight was in the base/keyboard. Remotes JFC blood pressure rising just thinking about it, but never charging her phone when it's pretty clear there is important reasons to have it at the ready, that one nearly gives me a brain aneurysm
5) Pens, any pen ever let her borrow came back with a broken clip, not that i use it for anything anyway

On the positive she's doing way more w/ kids virtual schooling than I have patience for

[old goat]

I just tell my wife new toys or new wife. Used to work. At this point she's fine either way.

[gravitylover]

Ahh this ought to be fun. She who pretty much runs the show broke her ankle last night and there may be ligament damage in addition to the break. Getting her in and out of the house is no fun at all and I'm figuring that's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Weeeee...

[XXX-er]

I cringe watching her pickup a laptop by the screen, especially years ago when all the weight was in the base/keyboard.

The hinge used to be a problem spot on LTs even if they never moved but i don't think so anymore and so I will PU an LT by the screen even tho i have had to fix them and know better

[Falcon3]

Re: Multiple Gym Wife

Lotta bitching for Mags that have three season passes to ski hills at $600+ apiece and then still pay $79 for the buddy pass at a fourth mountain when they get the pow and yours doesn’t.

[dan_pdx]

I just tell my wife new toys or new wife. Used to work. At this point she's fine either way.

I laughed. I'd be too scared to try that on my wife.

[riser4]

Once my laptop was past 4 years I wanted it's demise to arrive post haste so I could be issued a new one. The screen is a perfectly fine place to pick up a depreciated asset.

[PB]

Ahh this ought to be fun. She who pretty much runs the show broke her ankle last night and there may be ligament damage in addition to the break. Getting her in and out of the house is no fun at all and I'm figuring that's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Weeeee...

Electric cart/quad: she's mobile and will probably mow down all those annoying dogs, cats and toddlers in the neighborhood.

[plugboots]

I laughed. I'd be too scared to try that on my wife.

Yup, that was a good one.

[AK47bp]

Once my laptop was past 4 years I wanted it's demise to arrive post haste so I could be issued a new one. The screen is a perfectly fine place to pick up a depreciated asset.

A case study

The Perfect Murder of a computer
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...d.php?t=252116


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[ötzi]

oh man gl. When your run of good luck starts it's gonna be epic.

[Thaleia]

What a great stealthy ad for Thinkpads.

... Gets to end of thread.

"oh. Holy shit."

Hope these days are more relaxed.

[old goat]

Ahh this ought to be fun. She who pretty much runs the show broke her ankle last night and there may be ligament damage in addition to the break. Getting her in and out of the house is no fun at all and I'm figuring that's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Weeeee...

Get one of those knee carts. Well worth it.

[gravitylover]

oh man gl. When your run of good luck starts it's gonna be epic.

Haha yeah it needs to be. Thanks. I'll bring y'all along for that ride too

[Thaleia]

Wait what?

[gravitylover]

^^ Since 12/18 when I had a heart attack we've had a cascading series of pain in the ass episodes. Now we get to slow down, again, and reassess.

Get one of those knee carts. Well worth it.

For in the house and shopping and such yeah but it won't do much for the 13 steps to get down to the icy, narrow, on a mild hill driveway. It's gotta be easier than crutches though for most stuff.

[MakersTeleMark]

Build a ramp and giver!

[XXX-er]

Once my laptop was past 4 years I wanted it's demise to arrive post haste so I could be issued a new one. The screen is a perfectly fine place to pick up a depreciated asset.

I had 6 of them that i moved constantly which is why I think they never lasted the 3 yrs it took to write them off, i could order parts to fix them but it was easier to just call 1-800-new LT and they would ship me one in <24hrs

[booner]

Wife standing right outside my office door yelling at my daughter about phone chargers while I'm on a customer call

Fuck off