I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[spanky]

Clearly you don’t have the upper decker third rack. It’s a game changer.

Clearly my reading comprehension sucks. I see you mentioned the third rack in your original post.

[Core Shot]

Before



After



Your honor, the prosecution rests.

But I still love my wife

[bagtagley]

I've started hand washing all dishes and it's awesome. If we have a lavish dinner and I use multiple mixing bowls I will think about the dish washer but wtf. All of our pots/pans and most cooking utensils are handwash.

My wife wanted new flatware so I bought the Alessi SS I wanted and it's handwash only. I knock it out during the baby's morning nap.

Super Motivated New Dad Post Preservation Society (SMNDPPS).

[Mustonen]

Not sure why you wouldn’t just buy a Bosch. They’re pretty dominant in the space for a reason.

[brutah]

I think this thread is proof that the wives have won. Look at all these proud dishwashers they've created! Reverse psychology works

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[Mustonen]

I think this thread is proof that the wives have won. Look at all these proud dishwashers they've created! Reverse psychology works

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Perhaps. Though to ghosthop’s post dishes are one chore I really don’t mind that much. And that’s coming from an old dad in the narrows of three teenagers (well, one 12yo, which is worse) at home.

[plugboots]

No shit. A long, long, long time ago, (because now I am wise to her evil ways), she said: “You know, I just don’t get the pots as clean as you do.”
Of course, this is an ongoing battle and she’s gotten much wilier.


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[Name Redacted]

My wife is deathly afraid of opening the can of biscuits. Like she is going to lose an eye or something. Makes me feel useful tho.

[~mikey b]

if you’re opening cans of biscuits you’ve already died

[plugboots]

Yeah, that’s some next level shit.

[~mikey b]

they’re just so easy to make from scratch

[plugboots]

Ho
Lee
Shit!
I just came to the realization I think I won a battle. My wife makes the biscuits and I think it’s cause I love them so fucking much.
Hmmmmm…warm biscuits with local honey.

[Name Redacted]

I like the canned biscuits. And less dishes...

[AK47bp]

Wifey likes to wash the bed sheets every couple weeks. We have a king size bed and my kid has a twin. Similar colors.

For some reason she has no sense of how to balance a load (pun intended).

She stuffs the entire king size bedding in as one giant load and the much much smaller twin sheets as their own separate load. Like the 2 sheets shall not mix.

The overloaded king size sheets take twice as long because the sensors keep running the spin cycle.

As icing on the cake she doesn’t even use the specific “Bedding” cycle to wash sheets, just leaves it on normal.

I wash the sheets too, and I balance the loads and use the bedding settings on the washer and dryer as god intended.

Tune in next week for my rant about my wife never turning on the stove exhaust fan because “the sound annoys her”. Meanwhile we have a gas oven on and 3 gas burners cranked on high when it’s 90 degrees out and and she’s pan frying burgers.


Serenity Now!!

[JongDoe]

Wifey likes to wash the bed sheets every couple weeks. We have a king size bed and my kid has a twin. Similar colors.

For some reason she has no sense of how to balance a load (pun intended).

She stuffs the entire king size bedding in as one giant load and the much much smaller twin sheets as their own separate load. Like the 2 sheets shall not mix.

The overloaded king size sheets take twice as long because the sensors keep running the spin cycle.

As icing on the cake she doesn’t even use the specific “Bedding” cycle to wash sheets, just leaves it on normal.

I wash the sheets too, and I balance the loads and use the bedding settings on the washer and dryer as god intended.

Tune in next week for my rant about my wife never turning on the stove exhaust fan because “the sound annoys her”. Meanwhile we have a gas oven on and 3 gas burners cranked on high when it’s 90 degrees out and and she’s pan frying burgers.


Serenity Now!!

Bedding sensor?? WTF. There is on and there is off. Maybe hot and cold water but that's about it for me.

[J. Barron DeJong]

Bedding sensor?? WTF. There is on and there is off. Maybe hot and cold water but that's about it for me.

Reading comprehension: the everlasting struggle here on the TRG.

[mcski]

Fuck all those settings. It’s quick cycle wash for everything in our house. I can’t stand the washer going for 45+ min on everything else. Bedding setting ? Gtfo w that millennial nonsense

[AK47bp]

Oh boy.

Haha. Should’ve put a trigger warning on my post.

Bedding, Heavy Duty, Quick Wash, Regular, Permanent Press = what is this millennial shit!!!

[bennymac]

sounds like your appliances have gone woke

jk - I love the different settings on my washer/dryer

[zion zig zag]

Quick cycle for sheets and towels = gross.


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[bennymac]

Quick cycle for sheets and towels = gross.


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Exactly

[irul&ublo]

She stuffs the entire king size bedding in as one giant load and the much much smaller twin sheets as their own separate load. Like the 2 sheets shall not mix.

I think that’s in Leviticus

[liv2ski]

Perhaps. Though to ghosthop’s post dishes are one chore I really don’t mind that much. And that’s coming from an old dad in the narrows of three teenagers (well, one 12yo, which is worse) at home.

I honestly don't mind do most everything around here with help from our house keeper weekly, as if you want stuff done right, do it yourself. I load it, while cleaning up and my wife empty's it. Works for me.

[AK47bp]

sounds like your appliances have gone woke

jk - I love the different settings on my washer/dryer

[old goat]

My wife is deathly afraid of opening the can of biscuits. Like she is going to lose an eye or something. Makes me feel useful tho.

She should try it at 6000 ft. (For the record I make from scratch when I make biscuits and gravy for myself, but for a big bunch of sausage rolls on T'giving morning and xmas the convenience of Pillsbury Grands is hard to beat.) (And for the record there is a Pillsbury incision, a diagonal incision between the ribs and across the abdomen where the patient opens up like a can of biscuits--that's what they actually call it.)

I think that’s in Leviticus

That's funny.

And BTW, anyone who cannot load or empty the silverware with tines and knife points sticking up without hurting themselves should not be using dangerous machinery like a dishwasher.