I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[old goat]

Wife: My OCD husband says we'll be there at 7:13

[booner]

Wife: My OCD husband says we'll be there at 7:13

Ha....yes

[halliday]

Wife: My OCD husband says we'll be there at 7:13

So, what's the problem with that? My non-OCD wife wants to show up for a 7 PM party at 4:30 PM just to help "get things started".

[Diamond Joe]

How hard it is to look in the fridge and cabinet to see if already have said item before adding it to the grocery list?

This weeks grocery run resulted in these duplicates:
- red curry paste
- curry powder
- ketchup
- Dijon
- capers
- thyme
- cumin

Why do you use so much curry?? Also, capers are gross.

[old goat]

Why do you use so much curry?? Also, capers are gross.

Curry paste IME is for Thai. Curry powder IME is not for anything.
Capers are for veal or chicken piccata, stop eating them like nuts.

[exsparky]

Somebody texted my wife a picture of the Olympics boxing finals with somebody knocked out from an Onion type website.

It said something along the lines of "USA wins bronze in domestic violence." My wife said is that really an event?

This was at a party loud enough for at least 5 people to hear.

[dan_pdx]

Why do you use so much curry?? Also, capers are gross.

Gross? How can you not love lox, bagels, capers and onions? Just think of them as weird little olives

[skaredshtles]

Why do you use so much curry?? Also, capers are gross.

No - capers are tasty. *Olives* are gross. Fucking nasty-ass olives.

[skaredshtles]

Somebody texted my wife a picture of the Olympics boxing finals with somebody knocked out from an Onion type website.

It said something along the lines of "USA wins bronze in domestic violence." My wife said is that really an event?

This was at a party loud enough for at least 5 people to hear.

You see? That shit right there is HILARIOUS.

[dan_pdx]

You see? That shit right there is HILARIOUS.

Hilarious? More like infuriating to suggest we wouldn't take home gold in that event.

[exsparky]

I would make a joke about finding a spouse with the durability to make it all the way to the finals or the skill of the Tennessee team but I was stunned she was totally serious and would do that in front of people loudly.

[old goat]

Somebody texted my wife a picture of the Olympics boxing finals with somebody knocked out from an Onion type website.

It said something along the lines of "USA wins bronze in domestic violence." My wife said is that really an event?

This was at a party loud enough for at least 5 people to hear.

Who won the gold?

[stealurface831]

Who won the gold?

Kiribati representing
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8885817/

[half-fast]

So, what's the problem with that? My non-OCD wife wants to show up for a 7 PM party at 4:30 PM just to help "get things started".

My wife would show up at 9pm

[Buster Highmen]

Gross? How can you not love lox, bagels, capers and onions? Just think of them as weird little pickles

FIFY

[Diamond Joe]

Gross? How can you not love lox, bagels, capers and onions? Just think of them as weird little olives

I honestly cannot think of a more disgusting combination than onions, lox and capers.

[Buster Highmen]

Twinkies and hot sauce?

[TBS]

How hard it is to look in the fridge and cabinet to see if already have said item before adding it to the grocery list?

This weeks grocery run resulted in these duplicates:
- red curry paste
- curry powder
- ketchup
- Dijon
- capers
- thyme
- cumin
- green onions
- turmeric
- hoisin
- cinnamon

Heh, we had to make a list of “do not buy any more of these items until you use up the triplicates already in the overflow pantry” (yes we have an overflow pantry).

We currently have a lifetime supply of the items in bold on your list. We also have a lifetime supply of sweet chile sauce, chile garlic sauce, and black bean garlic sauce. Overall, our list of surplus items are about triple what’s on your list, but it took several trips to the store to achieve our level of inventory.

And I learned today we have three jars of veganaise in the refrigerator. In three different locations. I found one of them, and now there are two open jars. But they are all now in one spot.

[frorider]

I honestly cannot think of a more disgusting combination than onions, lox and capers.

Judges have ruled you are incorrect

[dan_pdx]

Twinkies and hot sauce?

Bananas and mayonnaise?

And I've gotten pretty negative reactions to my tuna/cheddar/jarred spaghetti sauce sandwiches before

[Buster Highmen]

[Buster Highmen]

Enlightenment is achieved during the spin cycle.

[TBS]

I honestly cannot think of a more disgusting combination than onions, lox and capers.

Ms TBS & my 5yo granddaughter loves this combo (with a schmear of cream cheese). It’s known as “Mermaid Toast” around here.

[bobz]

How hard it is to look in the fridge and cabinet to see if already have said item before adding it to the grocery list?

This weeks grocery run resulted in these duplicates:
- red curry paste
- curry powder
- ketchup
- Dijon
- capers
- thyme
- cumin
- green onions
- turmeric
- hoisin
- cinnamon

Heh, I'm the one who's been accused of keeping too many Grey Poupons in the pantry. I mean, come on, I go to Costco and see two large jars at a reasonable price, and I think, not sure how many we have but I don't ever want to run out of Grey Poupon. That, and she's admonished me to not ever buy more dental floss until the admittedly large supply under the bathroom sink runs out.

[Bunion 2020]

WTF is Veganaise?