I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

**liv2ski** · 05-02-2020, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

Jebus, what are you people eating?

Always to much TP or lady stuff down the can backs it up. O and flushable wipeys FTMFW

**riser4** · 05-02-2020, 05:36 PM

Pro tip: large deuce and wads of TP need to go down in separate flushes.

**Danno** · 05-02-2020, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Pro tip: large deuce and wads of TP need to go down in separate flushes.

It's amazing to me how many don't seem to understand the multi-flush poopventure.

**iceman** · 05-02-2020, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Pro tip: large deuce and wads of TP need to go down in separate flushes.

Originally Posted by Danno

It's amazing to me how many don't seem to understand the multi-flush poopventure.

Preach. It ain't rocket science but some people seem to have trouble with the concept.

**liv2ski** · 05-02-2020, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Preach. It ain't rocket science but some people seem to have trouble with the concept.

That's because they don't have to fix it.

**Buster Highmen** · 05-02-2020, 08:18 PM

A clogger is not a folkdancer.
My son could lay plugs that could stop up the Parisian sewers.

**uglymoney** · 05-02-2020, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

A clogger is not a folkdancer.
My son could lay plugs that could stop up the Parisian sewers.

Yep. Some people are just very good at plugging toilets. Myself being one of them and though it caused me a great deal of embarrassment and consternation as a youngster I now drop old growth logs with a certain amount of pride, knowing it is a unique skill, and feeling no need to shit every day or even every other day as I add growth rings to the flora gives me a degree of freedom others have never known. I have never met a toilet I cannot clog with my bowels once they finally decide to explosively discharge their contents. Flushing twice or three times is for amateurs with girl sized shits. A decent shit for me requires several flushes and generally a plunge after the 'courtesy' flush. Also in 2006 I completely cleared the lodge at a small ski area in the southern hemisphere after a particular massive shit that refused to flush. Apparently there was no venting at all. Hilarity ensued.

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**iceman** · 05-02-2020, 09:57 PM

That was way way tmi, but seriously, you might go 3 days? no wonder you clog things, damn.

**uglymoney** · 05-02-2020, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

That was way way tmi, but seriously, you might go 3 days? no wonder you clog things, damn.

3 days is nothing. The summer before my senior year in High School myself and 3 friends did 7 days in the woods up in Quetico Canada. One dude in our group refused to drop in the woods. He went the entire 7 days even while drinking everclear and lemonade we snuggled through customs.Not sure what the world record is? For the record that guy hasn't spent a night in a tent since.

But yeah. 2 to 3 days off then 2 days on.

**Lvovsky** · 05-02-2020, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by oftpiste

Seriously first-world problem!

TGR deserves a dedicated “first world problems” thread

**zion zig zag** · 05-03-2020, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by uglymoney

3 days is nothing. The summer before my senior year in High School myself and 3 friends did 7 days in the woods up in Quetico Canada. One dude in our group refused to drop in the woods. He went the entire 7 days even while drinking everclear and lemonade we snuggled through customs.Not sure what the world record is? For the record that guy hasn't spent a night in a tent since.

But yeah. 2 to 3 days off then 2 days on.

Ha, I have a similar story from Quetico. We were on a 10 day canoe trip and my buddy didn't shit in the woods once. My mind was blown.

**swissiphic** · 05-03-2020, 08:40 AM

Dunno what i'm doing wasting my time allocating brain power to ski industry based gear mods and inventions and stuff. Might be more of a future in designing the 100 percent guarantee'd plug proof toilet...with adjustable ramp angle toilet seat and lower lumbar support...like heel hold in a ski boot, custom moldable plastic back support with removable moldable layer of thick intuition foam. Taking the optimum dump may require the optimum in tech.

**jono** · 05-03-2020, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Lvovsky

TGR deserves a dedicated "search JONG" tool

FIFY

**Bunion 2020** · 05-03-2020, 08:51 AM

^^^ That is an untapped market.

**Ottime** · 05-03-2020, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by Name Redacted

Wife has been off for 2 months so taking care of food which has been nice. Mostly vegan food, but it has actually been really good.

However, I can't even fit a six pack into my fridge because of all the food in there, Unless I have some complex recipe that takes 2 hrs to cook, I've got nothing.

Wanna sandwich? Too bad.

I'm thinking about buying my own fridge and keeping it in the garage full of snacks, frozen pizza, and sandwiches.

Frozen pizzas should be stored in a freezer. Be careful you don’t end up in the “I love my husband, but...” thread.

**Name Redacted** · 05-03-2020, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Ottime

Frozen pizzas should be stored in a freezer. Be careful you don’t end up in the “I love my husband, but...” thread.

I already have a chest freezer (full of her daily harvest meals, a 1/2 cow meat share, and my touring skins), and would assume the new fridge would have a freezer attached as most do.

**Name Redacted** · 05-03-2020, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by swissiphic

Dunno what i'm doing wasting my time allocating brain power to ski industry based gear mods and inventions and stuff. Might be more of a future in designing the 100 percent guarantee'd plug proof toilet...with adjustable ramp angle toilet seat and lower lumbar support...like heel hold in a ski boot, custom moldable plastic back support with removable moldable layer of thick intuition foam. Taking the optimum dump may require the optimum in tech.

I'm in for a few units. Please consider an industrial strength bidet as well.

**XXX-er** · 05-03-2020, 10:42 AM

Just want to point out I put in the bidet 6 weeks ago and still on the same roll of TP

**riser4** · 05-03-2020, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

Just want to point out I put in the bidet 6 weeks ago and still on the same roll of TP

And you haven't sprayed shit all over?

**irul&ublo** · 05-03-2020, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by HD333

In the middle of a world wide pandemic and my wife decides that all the frozen steaks, chicken, pork, that she made us stock up on because the world was ending won’t due tonight.

She wants me to make lobster rolls for dinner because it is nice out today.

FML

Guess I’m going shopping for and cooking lobsters today.

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How were the lobster rolls?

**Core Shot** · 05-03-2020, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Toilet plunger and a snake (my German ex brother in law astutely called it a shit drill) are must haves. I am pulling the toilet long before my hand goes in there.

Always been called a snake. Until now.

Henceforth it shall be a shit drill.

**powdrhound** · 05-04-2020, 01:24 PM

We have found the group that Trumpy was advocating for, the 10-15 flush crowd.
Wouldn’t you expect that on TGR?

**irul&ublo** · 05-04-2020, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by powdrhound

We have found the group that Trumpy was advocating for, the 10-15 flush crowd.
Wouldn’t you expect that on TGR?

When you shrelp the gnar, so do your dumps. FKNA

**riser4** · 05-04-2020, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Always been called a snake. Until now.

Henceforth it shall be a shit drill.

I miss that guy. I've seen him a couple of times since. He was busy the last time I was in Germany. He says some funny stuff. And we had some misadventures together, usually involving alcohol, when he was with my sister. We were young then.