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  1. #1726
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Every now and then, when I'm feeling lonely, I read a couple pages of this thread and it reminds me of how lucky I am to not have to deal with the shit so many of you tolerate.

    How about that, something we agree upon.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Those quiche are goddam delicious!


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    But the crust is the best part of a real quiche.

    Crustless quiche? Isn’t that an omelette?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Every now and then, when I'm feeling lonely, I read a couple pages of this thread and it reminds me of how lucky I am to not have to deal with the shit so many of you tolerate.
    x2

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    Yuppers. And I'm guessing you end up emptying it or flattening the boxes......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    But the crust is the best part of a real quiche.

    Crustless quiche? Isn’t that an omelette?
    You sonofabitch.


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  6. #1731
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    You sonofabitch.


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    Sounds like you were the one who didn't break down that box, huh?

    I think you should have sex with the wife tonight. Tomorrow, go to home depot get a big ugly garbage can and replace that tiny one. Explain to the wife now she doesn't have to break down boxes as there's plenty of room in there for her to be lazy.

    Hope for sex later in the week.

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    I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    Quote Originally Posted by STLHD View Post
    Everytime at my house. I've given up.
    Ha

    My wife was a retail mgr for yrs and she does the same thing. Trips my trigger cause she knows why it's bs

    I mutter "are you fucking kidding me?" every time
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Sounds like you were the one who didn't break down that box, huh?

    I think you should have sex with the wife tonight. Tomorrow, go to home depot get a big ugly garbage can and replace that tiny one. Explain to the wife now she doesn't have to break down boxes as there's plenty of room in there for her to be lazy.

    Hope for sex later in a few weeks if you are lucky.
    FIFY

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    So worth it

  11. #1736
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    Your wife would probably put up the 12 Franklins.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    I'd like the version where the covid-19 rescue team takes my wife AND I away from the kids for 14 days at a remote cabin on a nice lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Ha ha, yup, that's perfect. And indeed, here too, except that my wife also does this in the big blue outdoor recycle bin: Giant unflattened cardboard box that just fits in the blue bin, and suddenly nearly fills the blue bin. Not a big deal, but it does prompt an eye-roll every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobz View Post
    but it does prompt an eye-roll every time.
    Whoa calm down there dude

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    Well sometimes he sighs, too. Quietly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Yuppers. And I'm guessing you end up emptying it or flattening the boxes......
    "We need to go to the dump, the recycling is taking over the porch."

    Translation: I've thrown the four boxes I got in the mail in the general vicinity of the neatly stacked and, aside from the larger boxes that will transport said recycling to the transfer station, flattened boxes, and now I don't like the way it looks, so you should fix it by making a dump run even though we don't have nearly enough stuff to need to yet.

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    LOL^ and QFT.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobz View Post
    Ha ha, yup, that's perfect. And indeed, here too, except that my wife also does this in the big blue outdoor recycle bin: Giant unflattened cardboard box that just fits in the blue bin, and suddenly nearly fills the blue bin. Not a big deal, but it does prompt an eye-roll every time.
    All I do on Monday night is empty out the big blue recycle bin, break all the boxes down and load in all the recycling that couldn't fit previously. In their defense, I rarely touch dishes anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Perfectly acceptable tradeoff. Get it in writing.

    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    All I do on Monday night is empty out the big blue recycle bin, break all the boxes down and load in all the recycling that couldn't fit previously. In their defense, I rarely touch dishes anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    My wife asked me a question and then told me not to mansplain when I answered her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick View Post
    My wife asked me a question and then told me not to mansplain when I answered her.


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    That is perfect.

    Like the: “Does my butt look fat in this?”
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    xxx-er will be along shortly to say, "no but your fork does" or some shit
    life ain't guaranteed, love your people while you can

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