I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[farmguy]

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WTF? I did not expect to come here to learn something......

[skaredshtles]

It was a weird name and a weird tomato. Freaking huge with funny colors. It was not your average tomato. Flavor was amazing.

Like this?

[riser4]

Like this?

Ya. Pretty similar.

[m2711c]

After decades growing up with butter in a dish. Sitting on the counter. Somehow my mom switched to the butter crock. Maybe because she’s alone and doesn’t use as much butter.
But you have to load it.
Why not just put a quarter or half stick in the butter dish as needed?

that’s an argument that you need to have with your wife, but it is a compromise between being warm on the counter in the open and being cold as hell in the fridge

[skaredshtles]

Ya. Pretty similar.

Big Rainbow. Those things are fuckin' DELICOUS.

[riser4]

Those things are fuckin' DELICOUS.

YES.

[dan_pdx]

After decades growing up with butter in a dish. Sitting on the counter. Somehow my mom switched to the butter crock. Maybe because she’s alone and doesn’t use as much butter.
But you have to load it.
Why not just put a quarter or half stick in the butter dish as needed?

Yeah, I'm with you. Loading the butter crock is a drag, we broke ours like 10 years ago and didn't replace it, just leave out a quarter stick or so at a time. Just doesn't work in the summer once inside temps get above the low 70s, that's probably when a butter crock would be useful.

[skinipenem]

We usually leave the butter out on the counter covered... sometimes uncovered... shit we r gonna die

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[skaredshtles]

Mmmm... fresh sourdough bread with warm butter.

[present tense]

Front page bump…so we have now mastered the art of filling the inside recycle bin with unbroken down cardboard, and you guessed it, once the inside bin is full then we leave it piled high like a jenga stack, and then stack the lid of the outdoor bin with even more unbroken down cardboard.

What else would we do - I mean the cardboard fairy comes around once a day and magically breaks down the cardboard to free up room in the bin for his empties - Id call that a viscous cycle. Cheers!

[powdrhound]

It is likely that some of the boxes will be filled with some sort of trash?

[present tense]

Negative, we’ve been married for 13 yrs. I’ve been breaking down cardboard left in and on top of the bin the entire time. I wear it like a badge of honor these days.

[PB]

Whatever you do, absolutely DO NOT tell her that you're correcting her inconsiderate error.

[Mr. Mike]

Big Rainbow. Those things are fuckin' DELICOUS.

Really ugly so makes sense it tastes great or it wouldn’t have been propagated. I’ll have to remember to seek out those seeds next year.

[Diamond Joe]

Negative, we’ve been married for 13 yrs. I’ve been breaking down cardboard left in and on top of the bin the entire time. I wear it like a badge of honor these days.

I've been breaking down cardboard for 10 years so, I'm right there with you.

[ötzi]

Yeah I mean if the cardboard is a dealbreaker you might as well quit now.

[Name Redacted]

Wife bought a new car today because she wanted something faster. Got pulled over for speeding. 19 over.

[MakersTeleMark]

Wife bought a new car today because she wanted something faster. Got pulled over for speeding. 19 over.

That threshold is actually very important.

[plugboots]

Oh she was doing 30 something over and cried so the cop wrote it for 19. I say well played.

[Name Redacted]

That threshold is actually very important.

Yeah, I know, guarantee she was going faster. He showed pity because she had literally just driven it off the lot. There were a ton of cops on 70 yesterday.

[Falcon3]

Oh she was doing 30 something over and cried so the cop wrote it for 19. I say well played.

Un-thread related but man, when I was a cop I loved writing tickets for the full amount to women that tried the pity game. One 21-yo from SoCal driving daddy’s convertible tried the sweet talk, cleavage push together/eye batting, and crying to get out of the ticket. I enjoyed it so much when I handed her a ticket for the actual speed she was going plus the seatbelt infraction. She went full Jeckyl & Hyde and started screaming at me. Laughed all the way back to my patrol car.

Of course both men and women that didn’t try to manipulate me got equal treatment and often got breaks.

[puma]

Good to see I am not the only one with regard to breaking down boxes. It was a concept foreign to my wife. I broke recently when she complained about something I had NOT done just after I'd spent time breaking down boxes to fit into the bin. I asked her if she had EVER broken down a box before placing it in the bin. It was not well received, as I knew, but sometimes the breaking point is passed. That was a bit ago, I don't think the behavior has changed, but at least I feel better for mentioning it...

[AK47bp]

I guess we can add “breakdown boxes” to the list of shit wive’s suck at (but we still love them).

Packing a car.

Loading the dishwasher efficiently

Breaking down cardboard

Giving a fuck where their fingernails fly when trimming them in the living room (newly added).




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[PB]

I suspect that we're some kind of weird, micro-subset here regarding breaking down cardboard boxes. I regularly drop off our broken down cardboard at the recycling center, as our pick up bin is too narrow to handle anything more than shoe boxes, and 99 % of all the CB in the big dumpsters (mostly dropped off by inconsiderate men) is not broken down. They set out 15-20 dumpsters and they're always full (mostly with air).

[AK47bp]

I suspect that we're some kind of weird, micro-subset here regarding breaking down cardboard boxes. I regularly drop off our broken down cardboard at the recycling center, as our pick up bin is too narrow to handle anything more than shoe boxes, and 99 % of all the CB in the big dumpsters (mostly dropped off by inconsiderate men) is not broken down. They set out 15-20 dumpsters and they're always full (mostly with air).

If you are a girl posting in TGR you are already pretty awesome. I’d say most of this thread likely doesn’t apply to you.

Also, box cutters are the necessary tool of the trade for cardboard breakdown.

Fit the entire box my pergola came in (box the size of VW Bug) into my recycle bin. Proudest day of my life….


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