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  1. #7026
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    Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

  2. #7027
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    Quote Originally Posted by halliday View Post
    Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?
    If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
    But that’s still a lot of cash.
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

  3. #7028
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    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  4. #7029
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    Quote Originally Posted by halliday View Post
    Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?
    I don't like to talk to my devices and I don't want my devices talking to me. Of course maybe if the bidet said "hey, you missed a spot."

  5. #7030
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
    But that’s still a lot of cash.
    Maybe programmable voices to talk dirty? One morning you can have a nice submissive Japanese girl, the next day maybe Helga can talk shit to you while you get things done.

  6. #7031
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
    But that’s still a lot of cash.
    For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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  7. #7032
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    Rusty trombone from a toilet seat? I'm not convinced.

  8. #7033
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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    If the Japanese haven’t released this tech yet it’s likely still in beta testing.


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  9. #7034
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I cannot recall the last time I saw a full serve station outside of NJ and OR. Do they actually exist?
    I know MA, NH, and VT all have them

  10. #7035
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    My wife is an interior designer and her Jackson clients are definitely paying $20k per for toilets.

  11. #7036
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    "Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

    That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.

  12. #7037
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    Guy I know had a job in the Tahoe area as a full time handyman for a rich guy, mainly fixing the five-figure Japanese toilets. And these were before toilets were smart. The history of civilization is the history of our technology for shitting. My favorite is the bump out in a castle above the moat with a sit down shitter with a hole in the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    "Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

    That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.
    PLEASE DO!!!

    Repost from a couple pages back, but this is TOTALLY going to be what it's like at the showroom.


  14. #7039
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    "Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

    That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.
    work shitters destroyed? Isn't there a thread?

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    We put a touchless Kohler toilet in one of our rentals. But guest kept putting things on the tank lid and it runs the battery down or fries the module.
    Back to mechanical toilets.

  16. #7041
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    When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  17. #7042
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?
    So you can mount it on the side of your pickup?

    I trimmed a house with a internet enable shitter controlled by smart home system. We didn't want to know. I closed the door and never went in. GC told me it had the regular washing functions, heat, lights and some scent functions. Its standard to rough in power for the shitter these days.

  18. #7043
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?
    So you can mount it on the side of your pickup?

    I trimmed a house with a internet enable shitter controlled by smart home system. We didn't want to know. I closed the door and never went in. GC told me it had the regular washing functions, heat, lights and some scent functions. Its standard to rough in power for the shitter these days.

  19. #7044
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    "Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

    That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.
    "TR" equals toilet report
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  20. #7045
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    I’ve been waiting for custom molded toilet seat options. Ala Orthotics - Sit on a clay mold - custom seat ordered up….


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  21. #7046
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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    "TR" equals toilet report
    well, i had to walk within a couple blocks of MLD today so i detoured into the showroom. I don't know where they have the 20k toilet stashed but it's not in the open. And it's not in the customer bathroom. I took a shit in a regular toilet and left. I couldn't bring myself to ask a salesperson where it was - I'm clearly not a person who buys a 20k toilet.

    Showroom did have some fancy toilets though. This one lit up as I walked by, a bit needy IMO

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  23. #7048
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    well, i had to walk within a couple blocks of MLD today so i detoured into the showroom. I don't know where they have the 20k toilet stashed but it's not in the open. And it's not in the customer bathroom. I took a shit in a regular toilet and left. I couldn't bring myself to ask a salesperson where it was - I'm clearly not a person who buys a 20k toilet.

    Showroom did have some fancy toilets though. This one lit up as I walked by, a bit needy IMO

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    Did it say “Feed me Seymour” or chirp like a baby bird? That’d be hilarious.


    Just go with a Ferguson BAWOOOSHH!
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  24. #7049
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    Turd Ferguson!

    That guy is jeopardy master.
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

  25. #7050
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    almost-blumpkin

    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
    But that’s still a lot of cash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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