I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[MakersTeleMark]

Ms Boissal is a born and bred Utard, I'm the dirty foreigner. French ladies aren't exactly roaming the streets of SLC and importing one from the motherland seemed rather complicated, not to mention problematic from an immigration standpoint.
I guess she's part French now on account of her diet which is mostly cheese-based. Her cholesterol actually doubled in three years after we started dating but stabilized after that, a definite sign of frenchization. She's vegetarian though so full French citizenship is out of reach: not eating foie gras, strange cow parts, horse, cured pig, snail, frog, etc... is a disqualifier.

Re: not being human, it's mostly about the level of dysfunction she exhibits in the 30 minutes after she gets out of bed. Despite all my posts complaining about her she's a real jewel, incredibly smart and practical and only about 2% as annoying as I am (of note for this thread, she drives a truck, complains it's not a manual, is super dialed when it comes to 4-wheeling, and when we go somewhere she does most of the driving and I'm never gripped).
All that shit's out of the window at 5AM though and her reasoning abilities just aren't there. We're talking putting-a-coffee-mug-on-the-toilet-lid-when-it's-not-closed type of deal here. I'll start documenting in here.

The morning sex must be cray!

[riser4]

The morning sex must be cray!

Ya know, that's genius. If he's getting any, the lucky bastard gets to knock boots with cray-cray and then provide her coffee, upon which, voila, not cray-cray. Both worlds. If he's not getting any, well, at least we get some great stories. C'est la Guerre. Carry on soldier, we appreciate your sacrifice. And never run out of coffee.

[skaredshtles]

<snip> And never run out of coffee.

Or rum.

[XXX-er]

Dammit. Now I'm hungry for cured pig. Which I just happen to have in the fridge.

As ski buds young jewish grandson told him " thats like dead pig man "

[singlecross]

My wife is Jewish and I converted her to eating BBQ pork ribs... even got her the tank top from the local BBQ joint. When asked what size from the female barkeep, I said "The smallest you got!" She said that was the most popular size. Zappa was right.

[skifishbum]

im rollin up on a month out of matrimomoial spansership of a quarter century this month
73 years?
god bless the queen
and godspeed phil
thats a lot of years

[XXX-er]

im rollin up on a month out of matrimomoial spansership of a quarter century this month
73 years?
god bless the queen
and godspeed phil
thats a lot of years

yeah I don't think anybody mentioned Phil's passing but whom would notice in America, in any case 99 is damn good run

[Gepeto]

...rollin up on a month out of matrimomoial spansership of a quarter century this month...

Yea, and a fuqton before that; nice catch. Nothing hurts for very long in your house

grattz-ie

[k2skier112]

[TBS]

My wife is Jewish and I converted her to eating BBQ pork ribs... even got her the tank top from the local BBQ joint. When asked what size from the female barkeep, I said "The smallest you got!" She said that was the most popular size. Zappa was right.

Introduce her to the Peace Thru Pork Movement
http://www.peacethroughpork.com/critical.html
They used to sell a PTP thong but I don’t see it on the site
Edit - here’s a substitute https://www.cafepress.com/+bacon_mak...hong,423082742

[old goat]

Introduce her to the Peace Thru Pork Movement
http://www.peacethroughpork.com/critical.html
They used to sell a PTP thong but I don’t see it on the site
Edit - here’s a substitute https://www.cafepress.com/+bacon_mak...hong,423082742

It should be illegal to manufacture thongs in large. I'm on the fence about medium.

[tgapp]

It should be illegal to manufacture thongs in large. I'm on the fence about medium.

thicc girls are in right now, get with the times boomer

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[Skidog]

thicc girls are in right now, get with the times boomer

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meh, they've alway been "in". Look at Monroe. Far from a rail...I like curves personally.

[Core Shot]

Worm castings.

Three times now she asks about those awful dirt plies in the grass.

I think she wants me to poison the yard.

[plugboots]

Worm castings.

Three times now she asks about those awful dirt plies in the grass.

I think she wants me to poison the yard.

Ya know, she may have a point. There were no worms in the pre-Columbian Americas.

[Boissal]

I was notified yesterday night that the minor fencing project we had planned to keep the chickens out of the garden has turned into an elaborate design which includes, among other things, a large arbor. Strangely I was not involved in the revisions to the original plan but now that the materials have been ordered from HD I don't really have a choice.
Strange how these things happen. Reminds me of the very specific conversation we had about a year ago about the size of the chicken coop. No we don't need to make it any bigger than 4x8, yes I'm sure I won't want more chickens next year, get out of my face I said I was sure. I made the mistake of not building something with an extension in mind and sure enough, we now have another 6 birds in need of housing.

[BCMtnHound]

Ya know, she may have a point. There were no worms in the pre-Columbian Americas.

Not true, although their range was severally impacted by the extent of the last ice sheets. There certainly are several species of eurasian earthworms that are invasive, however, and they along with their native brethren are moving north and impacting the boreal ecosystems. These changes, primarily from the more aggressive invasive species, are significantly altering soil chemistry, ultimately contributing to the dynamics of forest succession. Fascinating stuff.

[plugboots]

Not true, although their range was severally impacted by the extent of the last ice sheets. There certainly are several species of eurasian earthworms that are invasive, however, and they along with their native brethren are moving north and impacting the boreal ecosystems. These changes, primarily from the more aggressive invasive species, are significantly altering soil chemistry, ultimately contributing to the dynamics of forest succession. Fascinating stuff.

Agree. We need an earthworm sub-forum.

[senior researcher]

I blame the robins

[Core Shot]

I blame the robins

Hmmmm. Ton of robins this spring.
But shouldn’t they be decreasing the worm count?

Another rant. Fucking wild turkeys. Wife hates them.
But they are natural grub removal. Way better than pesticides.

Consider turkeys and robins and worms a blessing.

[RootSkier]

thicc girls are in right now, get with the times, like booNer

FIFY

[liv2ski]

O please God no. I saw something on the interwebz the other day about a whale having no body shame and the photo traumatized me. NO FAT CHICKS.....please.

[Single Track]

Yes, only the fittest of surfer chicks for Mr. IPA-gut over here.

[plugboots]

It should be illegal to manufacture thongs in large. I'm on the fence about medium.

Phew.

[skaredshtles]

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