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04-15-2021, 10:59 AM #2726
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04-15-2021, 11:46 AM #2728Registered User
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but flys in the pinot noir what kind of a cretin are you my good man !
She doesnt run the DW till there are more dishes than can fit in it, doesnt thro the garbage until its competley overflowing, if i fill both wood racks and leave the wheel barrow full they will be empty the next time i come over not a stick of wood and its cold out, but it gives me something to do i suposeLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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04-15-2021, 12:25 PM #2729
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04-15-2021, 12:39 PM #2730User
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Fuck sponges. I use dishrags that I can regularly wash and bleach. New one everyday.
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04-15-2021, 12:54 PM #2731
Sponge goes in the dishwasher daily (in most cases)
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04-15-2021, 01:57 PM #2732Registered User
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Based on my objective evaluation, we seem to be drastically undercounting the the spousal murder due to homicidal rage count.
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04-15-2021, 02:34 PM #2733Registered User
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04-15-2021, 04:59 PM #2734Registered User
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Whenever I feel down or depressed about living alone I come read this thread.
Thanks for your sacrifices.
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04-15-2021, 05:05 PM #2735
We still haven't heard back from Bossai about the drip tray. I need to know. I had a restless sleep last night thinking about how this can't actually be happening. My worldview is shook.
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04-15-2021, 09:10 PM #2736
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04-15-2021, 09:42 PM #2737
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04-15-2021, 11:27 PM #2738
Damn, sorry to keep you waiting.
I confronted Ms Boissal about the coffee cheese. She claims it's accidental and she'd never do something that gross on purpose, which I hope is true but deep down inside I'm not so sure. When she's haunting the house at 5am before work some really weird shit happens, especially pre-coffee. I'm not sure she's entirely human at that time. Shit, this morning she woke up in a panic and ran to the greenhouse to go check on the chicks we just received (we're talking very young chickens here, nothing sketchy). 20 minutes later she stormed back in the bedroom, lifted the covers, and dropped a tiny ball of feathers in the crook of my arm with instructions to keep it warm. Da fuck??? I didn't get an explanation as she sprinted out of the house. 10 minutes later she ran back in, collected the bird, and took off again. Still no explanation.
I caught her a bit later in the kitchen and asked why I was made to cuddle a micro chicken. Turns out the little shit injured its eye overnight so she took it in the house to treat it. She realized she couldn't round up veterinary supplies with an agitated bird in one hand and four hungry cats ready to pounce so she stuffed it in the bed with me and ran off to the neighbor to get some antibiotics (the neighbor is an even crazier chicken lady). Why the bird needed to get in bed with me instead of in a carboard box on the dresser, I will never know.
And yes, the chicken pooped on my arm."Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise
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04-15-2021, 11:49 PM #2739
Your house - with the cats and the chickens and your wife being not entirely human pre-coffee (which to be honest a lot of us aren't) - sounds very interesting. I bet you could have your own thread with just daily stories.
Like for this morning you could title it "My wife brought in another chick to snuggle with me in bed this morning while she did chores"
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04-16-2021, 05:05 AM #2740
yes, please!
Call it the "boissalzone". Or "boissal's haunted chicken shed". and to dig deeper into the issue: how is she inhuman? zombielike? or more otherworldly ethereal /alienesk?
edit: and i always try to come up with something postworthy for this thread, but my wife seems completly rational and unwify considering US standards. She decorates some parts of the house seasonally if she has got the spare time, but i would not consider that annoying.
So no spongy mess in the sink, no decorating pillows in our bed, she's the coffe nerd and she drives reasonably well (even our big RV) so nothing to complain about either.It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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04-16-2021, 05:09 AM #2741
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04-16-2021, 09:36 AM #2745Registered User
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04-16-2021, 11:20 AM #2746
Ms Boissal is a born and bred Utard, I'm the dirty foreigner. French ladies aren't exactly roaming the streets of SLC and importing one from the motherland seemed rather complicated, not to mention problematic from an immigration standpoint.
I guess she's part French now on account of her diet which is mostly cheese-based. Her cholesterol actually doubled in three years after we started dating but stabilized after that, a definite sign of frenchization. She's vegetarian though so full French citizenship is out of reach: not eating foie gras, strange cow parts, horse, cured pig, snail, frog, etc... is a disqualifier.
Re: not being human, it's mostly about the level of dysfunction she exhibits in the 30 minutes after she gets out of bed. Despite all my posts complaining about her she's a real jewel, incredibly smart and practical and only about 2% as annoying as I am (of note for this thread, she drives a truck, complains it's not a manual, is super dialed when it comes to 4-wheeling, and when we go somewhere she does most of the driving and I'm never gripped).
All that shit's out of the window at 5AM though and her reasoning abilities just aren't there. We're talking putting-a-coffee-mug-on-the-toilet-lid-when-it's-not-closed type of deal here. I'll start documenting in here."Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise
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04-16-2021, 11:22 AM #2747
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04-16-2021, 11:25 AM #2748
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04-16-2021, 11:31 AM #2749Registered User
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I think I am doing garden prep or snow tire change-over this weekend
or hopefully I get a bloodclot or tumor from the vax in about an hr and get to bow outLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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04-16-2021, 11:57 AM #2750
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